SOS Supernatural News This Week
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After my extended trip North to investigate the brewing war for the Pole between Denmark, Canada and Russia and of course Santa Claus himself, I have returned to find a backlog of supernatural news tips and comments. Thanks to every survivor who survived with SOS over […]
Fingers are flying following Nessie the world’s most famous mermonster vanishing act from the Loch Ness in 2013 after nearly a century of dependable appearances.
A community desperately seeking Nessie
So get your finger ready to joint the fight and consider carefully from the options below who you think is to blame.
(Please remember that all individuals […]
Do you know the policy of your local pool on the matter of mermaid admission? If not, it’s high time you check it out! Florida mermaid Eden Sirene is making waves around the world this week because of being banned from her local pool, drawing attention to the lack of meaningful mermaid regulation in pools everywhere.
Every year a certain number of overheated survivors head to the woods seeking shady relief from the Dog Days heat in the trees and mystical waters there, only to never be heard from again.
Why? Undoubtably some get lost and/or eaten by fire ants and/or tigers but for others, like Sue Hill below, a stranger and […]
A grisly TAIL this week from Garden Street, USA a seven year-old girl on a desperate quest to become a mermaid tries to buy a mermaid tail, and reveals the murky underwater world of the mermaid tail transplant trade.
Should you buy a mermaid tale?
Residents of Garden Street woke up to this note […]
Fed up seeing his friends and family end up in soup and strange health food supplements, one canny whale shark has hired a mermaid for his bodyguard.
The whale shark, named Papa Shillingi, says one of his 300 sons had just lost his fins to a soup maker when he met a mermaid named Linden Wolbert […]
Mermaids on leashes at the Florida Aquarium
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) Less than ninety days after National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration report denied the existence of the mermish, news from Florida this week – MERMAIDS! At the Florida Aquarium.
Are they being held captive against their will? Or are they trying to raise public awareness […]