Speaking of spectres for Halloween, is Ghost Writer really an app that lets you write and receive ghost messages? Is it a serious supernatural tool or just spooky fun?
Those were naturally my first questions when I received an email last night about a new app called Ghost Writer. The email got my attention right away with their claim this app is quote, “The biggest advance in ghost-human communications since the invention of Cherry Pie. Use it on Halloween to write ghost messages.”
If you do have a ghost or know a ghost or maybe you ARE a ghost, then you probably know why I’m talking about this. The peskiest of paranormal problems – spectral speechifying. Ghostly grumbling. It’s a killer! Makes you want to just say, hey when you make my walls bleed do you really mean to say that you want to kill me? Or this just your fun way of letting me know you don’t like the paint?
(Or just how you ask for cherry pie.)
Every meddling medium for the last 300 years has been trying to solve this problem. From table tappers to tea readers, aura photographers to e-meters. Everybody has their own favorite solution.
At one conference I recently attended, The Maritime Ghost Conference,they recommended using cherry pie. No joke. You just get your ghost gabbing with cherry pie, they said. Ghosts like cherry pie, they said. It gets them talking, they said. It’s so easy, they said.
Yeah so I tried it. You set the cherry pie out at night so it’s there at the exact time and place that your ghost usually visits. (Ghosts, like vampires, rarely appear during the day.)
Then you sit and wait for your ghost to appear. (Don’t eat the cherry pie here, very important point. I can’t stress this enough in terms of your survival.)
Now when your ghost appears you simply inquire of your apparition if he or she would like some delicious cherry pie or if he or she likes delicious cherry pie in general or if not what kind of pie does he or she likes and then…
...well that’s another story. Just watch out for flying cherries unless you want to lose an eye. That’s all I’m saying. Trust me on this.
Back to this new app called Ghost Writer. Could it really be the next go-to supernatural tool for ghost messages? That would be nice. I’m looking into that one today and I’ll let you know how that goes. Feel free to join me, download Ghost Writer here, it is in fact free and it could be fun. At the very least you won’t have to clean cherry pie off the walls when you’re done.
Although I suppose cherry pie is better than blood. Unless you’re a vampire I guess. Hey that makes me think… why don’t the bleeding wall ghosts and the vampires just make a deal and….???
Maybe Ghost Writer can help with that. We will see. Thanks for keeping on keeping on.