Seth On Survival

Supernatural Survival HQ

You are here: Home / Archives for maritime ghost conference

maritime ghost conference

Appy Halloween Ghost Messages

By 2 Comments

Speaking of spectres for Halloween, is Ghost Writer really an app that lets you write and receive ghost messages? Is it a serious supernatural tool or just spooky fun?

Those were naturally my first questions when I received an email last night about a new app called Ghost Writer. The email got my attention right away with their claim this app is quote, “The biggest advance in ghost-human communications since the invention of Cherry Pie. Use it on Halloween to write ghost messages.”

Serious supernatural tool or just spooky fun?

If you do have a ghost or know a ghost or maybe you ARE a ghost, then you probably  know why I’m talking about this. The peskiest of paranormal problems – spectral speechifying. Ghostly grumbling. It’s a killer! Makes you want to just say, hey when you make my walls bleed do you really mean to say that you want to kill me? Or this just your fun way of  letting me know you don’t like the paint?

(Or just how you ask for cherry pie.)

Every meddling medium for the last 300 years has been trying to solve this problem. From table tappers to tea readers, aura photographers to e-meters. Everybody has their own favorite solution.

At one conference I recently attended, The Maritime Ghost Conference,they recommended  using cherry pie. No joke. You just get your ghost gabbing with cherry pie, they said. Ghosts like cherry pie, they said. It gets them talking, they said. It’s so easy, they said.

Yeah so I tried it. You set the cherry pie out at night so it’s there at the exact time and place that your ghost usually visits. (Ghosts, like vampires, rarely appear during the day.)

Then you sit and wait for your ghost to appear. (Don’t eat the cherry pie here, very important point. I can’t stress this enough in terms of your survival.)

Now when your ghost appears you simply inquire of your apparition if he or she would like some delicious cherry pie or if he or she likes delicious cherry pie in general or if not what kind of pie does he or she likes and then…

...well that’s another story. Just watch out for flying cherries unless you want to lose an eye. That’s all I’m saying. Trust me on this.

Back to this new app called Ghost Writer. Could it really be the next go-to supernatural tool for ghost messages? That would be nice. I’m looking into that one today and I’ll let you know how that goes. Feel free to join me, download Ghost Writer here, it is in fact free and it could be fun. At the very least you won’t have to clean cherry pie off the walls when you’re done.

Although I suppose cherry pie is better than blood. Unless you’re a vampire I guess. Hey that makes me think… why don’t the bleeding wall ghosts and the vampires just make a deal and….???

Maybe Ghost Writer can help with that. We will see. Thanks for keeping on keeping on.

Get Your Ghost Gabbing With Cherry Pie

By 3 Comments

New research says cherry pie will get your ghost talking

(SOS/WTF/ASAP) Got a moany ghost in your house who won’t tell you want he wants? Help this week comes from an unlikely source. Hint: it’s all about the cherry pie!

Getting your ghost(s) to talk to you is possibly the penultimate problem of paranormal research. Helping your ethereal friends find eternal rest can be really hard if the only way they can express their feelings is with bleeding walls, rattling chains and banging cupboards.

But what is the best way to communicate with your resident restless dead? It’s a question that has plagued supernatural survivologists throughout history. Well surprising new research presented this week at a ghost convention claims to have found the key. And believe it or not, it’s just this – cherry pie.

As everyone reading this probably knows, I am not a paranormal researcher per sey. I am just a supernatural surivologist. But  the latest research is always an important survival tool. So that’s why when I heard about the Maritime Ghost Conference, I called immediately to see if there was room for me. Or rather the ghost of me. It’s a Ghost Conference after all.

Unfortunately when I called the conference, organizer Ghostly David Hanson knew right away that I was no harmless haunter and would not allow me to register. Apparently my area code is a dead giveaway that I’m among the living. Who knew.

Ghostly David Hanson Sees Alive People!

Fortunately though, for the right price, I was allowed to observe. The Maritime Ghost Conference takes place every year at night on the cool old ships you see at the San Diego Maritime Museum. It’s a perfect opportunity for ghosts to gather in a high-ion flow zone where it’s easier to manifest and talk about important ghostly issues. Like, how to bug the e-meters of paranormal researchers and cause them read their own body ions. Stuff like that.

So what about the cherry pie? Well I’m getting to that. One session aboard the Star of India teaches ghosts how to communicate through EVP or electronic voice phenomenon. As we all know, ghosts generally have important messages for people. Things that need resolving. Business that needs finishing. So they need to know how to activate the paranormal recording equipment in fun ways that will get human’s attention. In other words, the secret language of ghosts.

Problem is, sometimes ghost messages are hard for ghosts to communicate. Either the human voice apparatus was irreparably damaged during his or her passage or the ghost is having too much fun and wants to prolong the mission or maybe sometimes it’s just too hard to say what really needs to be said.

And that’s where the cherry pie comes in. (Like I said this is a story about ghosts and cherry pie.) During a break in proceedings, one of the ghosts started talking about cherry pie. Next thing you know, all of the ghosts are talking about cherry pie, how they would give anything for one more bite of cherry pie. Deep dish vs shallow. A la mode or whip cream. I have never seen a longer, conversation about cherry pie in my life.

“Ghosts just love cherry pie. They can’t eat it anymore but they sure love to talk about it.” Ghost Conference organizer  and paranormal researcher named David Schulz said. “That’s the best way to get a ghost talking. Ask them about cherry pie.”

And that’s how cherry pie becomes an important supernatural survival tool to get your ghost gabbing.