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Seth On Survival – Now On You Tube!

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Hail Survivors,

Finally to help many of you who have iPod Touches, iPhones or iPads be able to easily watch my webisodes I have finally gotten them up on YouTube! Please let me know what you think and if you have any problems playing them. Also please share them with your friends as everyone’s survival is important.

All five Zombie Month episodes are now up. You can watch them below or head over to YouTube and watch them there.

Thanks for your patience and keep on keeping on.

Seth

Episode 1 – Zombiology 101.3

Episode 2 – Zombie Autopsy

Episode 3 – Zombie Quarantine

Episode 4 – The Great Zombie Debate

Episode 5 – Zombie Battle

SOS Monstrometer version 1.2 – What’s New!

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Hail Survivors!

It is now here! The Monstrometer version 1.2 update!

The Monstrometer 1.2 update has been approved on the app store and is now available. You can get it for free here: http://itunes.com/apps/monstrometer

New in Monstrometer version 1.2:

  • New possible result – Draconian
  • New possible result – Angel
  • Fine tuning of interrogation algorithm eliminated several possible errors
  • Improved security vs Agents of Area 51 (specific details are classified)

Thanks to everyone who sent in feedback and suggestions! You know who you are, your names have been omitted for security reasons. Please keep sending them in.

Graham and I are already planning a really big set of updates to the Monstrometer and the website so stay tuned and wish us luck and keep on keeping on!

Seth

SOS Monstrometer version 1.1 – What’s New!

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Screenshot from Monstrometer 1.1

Hail Survivors!

You’ve waited for it! You’ve survived for it! Now it is here! The Monstrometer version 1.1 update!

The Monstrometer 1.1 update has been approved and is available for download from the app store.

There are several new improvements in Monstrometer version 1.1. They are:

  • Improved Interrogation. Now 17.6% more accurate!
  • Improved scanning performance. Now 32% faster!
  • You can now watch my webisodes directly from within the app! The link is on the first and last tabs. *requires Internet connection
  • You can now tap on the monster pictures for more information about that monster.
  • Improved web experience when visiting sethonsurvival.com from within the Monstrometer.

Thanks to everyone who sent in feedback and suggestions! Special thanks to Vampire A.A., Wilwolf and Bloodsmellsgood for their question suggestions.

Based on your feedback Graham and I are already planning more features and improvements for the next update. If you have suggestions or ideas we welcome your feedback.

Keep On Keeping On!

Seth

Scan Your Friends!

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Scan your Friends!

The Seth on Survival iPhone App the SOS Monstrometer is now available for download! Free on the iPhone App Store!

Download the Monstrometer

The Seth On Survival Monstrometer

It’s a dangerous world we live in, teeming with supernatural threats and monsters in disguise, so how do you know who to trust? And how will you survive?

Let the Seth On Survival Monstrometer be your guide. Use it to scan and interrogate old friends and new acquaintances to determine if they are really supernatural beings in disguise.

The Monstrometer uses a biometric finger scan and a battery of psychometric questions to determine the probability that your subject could actually be a zombie, vampire, werewolf, leprechaun or other dangerous supernatural creature.

Learn more on the Monstrometer page

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Welcome to Seth On Survival!

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Hail Survivors!

Currently there are more supernatural threats to your survival than at any time in recent memory. Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Leprechauns, Yeti, Kraken – the list goes on.

Lots of them want to eat you. Some of them want to kill you then eat you. Others just to rob you of your soul and/or your dignity, not to mention your spare change. So it’s good to know how to avoid and survive this, wherever possible.

Whatever plagues you today you have come to the right place. Seth On Survival is the helpiest site dedicated to your ongoing survival and the ultimate destruction or at least suppression of your most annoying enemies. Join us for practical supernatural survival tips, tricks, tools, controversies and true-life supernatural survival stories.

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Here at SethOnSurvival.com you can watch episodes of my webcast, research survival information and share your own survival tips and stories with the surviving community. You can also download my iPhone app the Monstrometer and scan your friends to make sure they really are your friends.

Or follow me on Twitter to be updated about the latest trends in surviviology.

Seth

Draconians

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DangerSign-Small-optYOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A DRACONIAN

Dragons are a very diverse bunch. Researchers around the world have tried to categorize them in many ways, for example by  a) appearance i.e.: color blue, green gold;  b) element ie: wood, fire, earth, metal, water; c) biology/physiology ie: winged vs not-winged, cold vs hot etc. For this reason, researchers today increasingly prefer the term “draconians,” rather than dragons.

Confounding everything is the little known but now indisputable fact that dragons are a kind of therianthrope, who can and do assume human form on occasion. Some say that dragons assume human form every 12 years to welcome the new dragons into the world, an auspicious event happening again in 2012. Others say they can assume human form at will.

In any case and every form however, dragons have some common characteristics that you may be able to exploit.

Take draconian measures of your own to survive!

1. Dragons love to talk. They’re very smart and they like to show it. Try asking them questions, particularly about history or geography. Anything to keep them talking as long as you can.

2. Dragons love treasure. Especially pearls and certain jewels (ty 2 Hannah for the correction). Ancient Chinese people used giant pearls on a stick to lure dragons to do their bidding.

3. Dragons love to sleep. Especially older dragons. They live on average 500 years but approximately 200 years of that time is spent sleeping, most of it in the last hundred years. If you can keep a Draconian talking long enough, eventually he will have to take a nap. At which point you must resist the urge to nap yourself and just GET AWAY.

Breaking Draconian News:

Draconian Civil War May Be Imminent