The new long-awaited update to the Monstrometer is finally here. See below for a tease of the new features.
Thanks for keeping on keeping on!
Get it on the App Store! https://itunes.apple.com/app/monstrometer/id335896676
New features and a redesigned interface to help you keep on keeping on.
Now a universal app for iPad, iPhone and iPod Touch – Optimized for 4″ […]
The day you and I have waited for is finally here. Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf is now available for iPhone and iPod Touch (also iPad).
Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf is an interactive ebook detailing the adventures of survivor Archie Hartigan.
From Seth On Survival comes a new adventure with video annotation by Supernatural Survivologist Seth Greening!
First there was Zyboragon’s trademark Zombie Berries, then zombie mints, now get ready for latest news in ZMRT (Zombies Meal Replacement Therapy) *awesome drumroll here* …cauliflower? More specifically, fields of rotting cauliflowers? Really?
That’s the astonishing claim this week from a group of Survivors behind a new game called Zombie Apocalypse – […]
Trying out this new running app this week. Like my own app The Monstrometer, it offers a money back survival guarantee.
If I survive, I’ll report back here. If I don’t, can somebody please apply for my .99 cents back? You can keep it, I just don’t want anybody else to profit from my untimely undeath.
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH AN ANGEL!
Angels, mistaken for paragons of peace and love by confused humans everywhere, have actually been waging a terrible, bloody war with each other for around 4.5 BILLION years. During this time, virtually every angel has been recruited to one side or another thus blurring any distinction between […]
What’s new in Monstrometer 2.2? If you say it out loud you will discover that that I am a poet and I didn’t even know it.
The BIG change is that Graham and I fixed the way that the Survival Videos play. They were generally not working the way that you would want them to thanks […]
The good news is that if you’re not a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator, you likely have nothing to fear from witches.
UNLESS – you are destined to become a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator. In witch case, feel free to fear witches!
But if your destiny does not […]
MERMONSTER OR MERMAID
Trust me on this, true Mermish are not your maid! Behind those perky shells and streaming hair is a powerful aquatic being.
But with a few common sense rules you can minimize the threat posed to you by the mermish ie: mermaids and mermen, enchanted nymphs and naiads and assorted […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A PSYCHOPATH
Psychopaths are terminally shallow, self-interested and self-gratifying. Dealing with psychopaths is never easy but here are some tips you can try:
1. Never show fear. They like it. Unless your psychopath is also a confirmed cannibal, in which case see: DANGER – YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A CANNIBAL.
2. Snap […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH SASQUATCH OR BIGFOOT!
Sasquatch or Bigfoot is not publicity hungry like ghosts or demons. That’s why you don’t see them very often, their mamas don’t raise fools. If you do encounter a lost bigfoot, please remember:
1. If you must take photos or video, be sensitive. He or she probably remembers the frontier […]