Human firestorm from around the globe this week in response to the infamous Android Dick’s public pledge to keep them “warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake.”
Android Dick promises to keep humans alive in his zoo.
Android Dick made his people pledge to a PBS reporter […]
Just as farmers in the northern hemisphere work to harvest their fields of corn before the cold weather comes, a human farmer who announced his plan to harvest human organs from his new human farms appears to have instigated a micro-human revolt.
Human farms to harvest organs
Human farmer Uwe Marx publicly announced his plans to begin harvesting […]
The mystery of a strange light that appeared from beneath the surface of Mars this week has finally been decoded by experts who say the Martians are sending an urgent SOS message to the solar system, help us the humans are coming.
An SOS signal from Mars detected this week.
The news put to rest a […]
A Bill Gates interview controversy continues after he advises humans to quote, get on their knees and beg businesses to keep humans employed, unquote, as outraged humans with aching articulations hire protest bots to get started while awaiting their cybernetic legs.
Will Emigilio keep his job as a robot protester?
Famous Microsoft founder Bill Gates stated in an […]
More astonishing robot news this week as a robot waiter in Harbin, China has been fired from his job in a popular new robot restaurant, after management accused him of being an undercover human.
Management of the new Robot Restaurant, began to suspect waiter-bot “F004U” might secretly be a human in disguise, when […]
If you listen very hard tonight, as the world sings goodbye to the Year of the Dragon, you might hear something else too – the sound of old dragons slinking slowly back to their treasure caves for a long, draconian nap, in places like Burma or Myanmar.
Myanmese Dragons beat slow retreat from […]
First there was Zyboragon’s trademark Zombie Berries, then zombie mints, now get ready for latest news in ZMRT (Zombies Meal Replacement Therapy) *awesome drumroll here* …cauliflower? More specifically, fields of rotting cauliflowers? Really?
That’s the astonishing claim this week from a group of Survivors behind a new game called Zombie Apocalypse – […]
Whether you’re from Earth, a fan of Earth or just friends with an Earthling, have a nice green day.
If you aren’t from Earth, please be patient with us earth dwellers as our celebrations sometime takes unusual forms. For example:
Don’t be alarmed by strangers teaching you to how to cultivate […]
Zombies are a significant threat to survival and so you need the best information possible to keep on keeping yourself un-undead. So below I present to you a valuable zombie survival tool, the Seth On Survival Zombie Month episodes. Each episode is only about 4 minutes long but is packed with valuable […]
As many of you know, I recently went on location to interview a suspected genetic werewolf in his werewolf containment facility or crib.
Like many suspected werewolves, Louis Pine was puzzled about his lycanthropy status after failing to transform under the full moon. He wrote into SOS asking for […]