Who has more information about crime than a ghost? Answer: the British Metropolitan Police force, but only because they now have an entire Ghost Patrol solving crimes every day.
In London, Britain’s biggest police force has admitted to the existence of a Ghost Patrol who work with four ghost-wrangling mediums to solve crimes.That’s right, finally a police service that takes the crime-solving abilities of its ghostliest citizens seriously.
Don’t take it from me. A Freedom of Information request released to the media has confirmed there are FOUR MEDIUMS currently employed by the Metropolitan Police. That’s four ghost-talking spiritualists on the city payroll, working with ghosts on the job everyday to solve crimes.
Who exactly are the members of this Ghost Patrol and what cases have they helped to solve?
More importantly, if you are a ghost with information about a crime, as most ghosts indeed do, how can you join the squad? And if you do, what is it like? Will you be paid in cherry pie? Or eternal salvation.
Watch here for more info as I have contacted the Metropolitan Police and fully expect they will be overwhelmed with excitement at the opportunity to clarify the details of their ghostly operations.