Feeling the chill yet wherever you are? Maybe you or somebody you know, seeing his own breath on a glass or mirror? Are you like me, finding frozen spam everywhere?
Then it’s time to take cover, that’s the Frost Moon effect. Between the full moon and the frozen spam storm (void chipmunks anyone?) it’s maybe not the best time for Graham and I to be uploading the new Monstrometer but hey we’re FINALLY done so we’re giving it a shot.
Meanwhile let’s catch up on the week that was and see who’s still surviving, supernaturally. And answer the question on everyone’s mind – including mine – will there be another Survivor of the Month? Did THE REAPER contain the curse long enough to pass it on to another
unlucky survivor, just as KZAZRIER and MARY did before him? Or will the chain of Survivors of the Month forever be broken and lost in the void forever?
Even I don’t know the answer yet. Please keep on keeping on…
DEMON FIGHTING UPDATE
–>> So far so good. THE REAPER appears to be alive and reaping but not sure we can say the same for The Rolling Stones at this point. Check out REAPER’S report on the anti-demonic use of Enochian symbols here. But which of these symbols do you use against a Nematon demon? Find out BEFORE you make an appointment at your local ink artist!
–>> Hmmm… but the KZAZIAN addendum on unstable auras and the use of certain foods is also instructive – if a little bananas. Maybe an enochian symbol out of a chocolate-bannana cheese cake? But which one to make?
–>> Does this explain the mysterious disappearance of survivor NEW BLOUD? What exactly did he see in the woods that night?
–>> Be sure and check out KNOX THE HOVERING’s comprehensive report on the Slender Man while you’re there. You’ll think twice before crossing the playground this moon! How did he survive?
–>> Read WEREWOLF13’s interview with KZAZRIER on his Shadower report and decide for yourself if he has the real scoop on New Bloud’s disappearance. WW13 has seen the Slender Man in the woods near her home. Many thanks to her for getting the scoop. Will she hunt him down and find NB tonight?
–>> Or will ADISA be forced to attempt an exorcism?
–>> THE BEAST recruiting for a study…? Will HATTER the monster therapist and SOUP really help him? Does anyone recall the last time he was around? Cause I do. He was recruiting werewolf blood for a study and a few werewolves including LycantheProtector along volunteered and well… let’s just say the Lycan man hasn’t been around much ever since…
–>> Did the DARKONE really raise MARY from an untimely temporary mid-transformation death? If so many thanks for helping to save the SoTM chain from the curse. Just don’t call her a dude.
Now What I Do With All This Troll Soup?
–>> Survivors please learn from the error of my mistake. When you get a tip involving supernatural demon-fighting products connecting vicious subterranean bridge dwellers AND too many vowels together – i.e.: o-a and NOT o-u …. well the result can be disastrous. Take it from me. When Fenrir appeared to be advocating the use use of TROLL SOUP on the site, of course I went searched under every troll bridge around the world until I found a vender. Only after it arrived in this biohazard shipping container did I realize the error of my mistake. Of course I could have just listened to the survivors who realized it first…