If you, like me, have been receiving dozens of mysterious emails written in a strange script this month, read on.
They started coming on April 01. At first I thought, an alien Nigerian scam. Graham’s idea of an April Fool’s joke. Maybe don’t send your bank account # this year – even if it IS empty.
So I ignored them. But the emails didn’t stop coming. Sometimes I received several of them a day. Then out of the blue, an email from Enron(Nytmare), a well known draconian here on the site, who sent me the following, the Rosetta stone of Draconic script.
When I used Enron’s key to translate the emails I had been receiving, it turns out most of them are taking me to task for ignoring Draconian Month, which apparently is April. And also telling me that Friday the 13th is a Dragon Day as well. And here I thought a whole year was enough. Draconians. I should have known.
Anyway, here it is, the key to all those mysterious draconian cave etchings and secret messages:
