Three is the magic number when it comes to dieties, wishes and now mysterious portals in the ice as two more portals are revealed this week in Siberia. Does this pattern validate the controversial “Dragon Breath” theory?
The new portals, discovered by reindeer herders who almost fell into them, have locals and scientists alike more mystified than ever.
“It is not like this is the work of men, but also doesn’t look like a natural formation,” reported the Siberian Times.
At this point no cause is being ruled out and the theories still circulating include meteorites, stray missiles, aliens and underground gas explosions.
Whatever their origin, supernatural survivologists continue to warn about imminent THING DANGER that would result from the Things known to emerge from these frozen portals in the presence of the researchers who travel to study them.
But a new theory today points to the pattern among the three perfectly formed portals to identify an even more unusual cause – Dragons Breath.
The controversial Dragons Breath theory breaking here on the website dailykos, is put forward by a scientist named Dr. Box who describes the craters as Dragons Breath spikes.
Speaking with eyewitnesses and Dragons Breath survivors, Dr. Box says these craters appeared with a flash of light and a plume of smoke indicating Dragons Breath.
If so, these craters could be the work of a very powerful dragon waking up after a very long sleep and therianthropic Things may be the least of our worries.
How do you defend against Dragons Breath? Keep on keeping on for that.