We’re groundog deep in demons here at SOS This Week In Survival on a great Groundhog game Day.
If I don’t see a gargoyle or an angel on the building today, I don’t go inside. I can’t take the risk. Sure, there are some days I wouldn’t mind living over and over and over again forever – but this isn’t shaping up to be one of them. I can’t chance a demonic Groundhog Day curse. Are there any benevolent Groundhog Day demons out there who let you live your best day over and over? (BTW: did anyone order a Baconator and pomegranate pizza?)
I know what some of you are saying. You’re saying Seth, the demon-fighting effectiveness of gargoyles is a masonic myth. But you know what I always say wherever there’s a myth there’s good myth-information, steeped in experience and vital to our survival. On Groundhog Day you can never be too careful.
Weird thing is where ever I go, I see this guy—>>
So far so good. My soul and my vehicle remain demon free. I think. Unless this gargoyle is actually a gargoyle groundhog stalking me and not a demon-fighter at all.
Guess I won’t know for sure ’til I wake up tomorrow morning with nacho cheese in my hair. Until then, time for This Week In Survival. Please stand by while I scroll back through the week that was to cull the lessons, questions and other important news and views there.
Insert pleasing hold muzak here….
Demonic Groundhog For a Pet?
–>> Does KUROGANE have them? He hasn’t admitted it but I suspect him of becoming a demonic pet dealer after failing his spell-casting exams back in 2013. Does this explain the demon trucks on the road this week and his problem with them? What else would he be doing in Delhi or Vegas?*
*In the absence of further info SOS and subsidiaries reserves the right to imply, infer, extrapolate or otherwise invent the details of your survival. Like this…
Carrot Stabbing 9-9-9
–>> Who uses a carrot as a lethal weapon? Sure hope he missed the CARROTid artery. Anyone with intel on the situation is asked to please contact JANUS. There may be a reward for info leading to an ultimate
Plotting Destruction Now…
–>> A.P. and well… everyone. Hey it’s nothing personal. Much. He’s kind of like LILITH that way. (But what’s with the four red eyes? Anyone explain me that?) For those who witnessed A.P. and the MUTT were at it again. I won’t summarize except to explain this much for those who witnessed it… A.P. and Mr. Mutt are world-weary survivors of many campaigns and the only reason their vaguely anti-survivally rhetoric is tolerated is because I have learned to trust them to not destroy each other or anyone else on the site – at least not permanently.
–>> CHAOS ALPHA summarizes it all up very nicely here. Nice….
Did Anyone Bury A Sprite and A Baconator?
–>> This from THE REAPER but DOES it explain how LILITH transported to a dimension made of cheese with no chips? And why does Hatter insist it wasn’t all made of cheese? Was he involved? And how awesome is that? Well except the no chips part. How can you or I go there?
–>> And why was FENRIR attacked by an angry Russian king in his undies…? Should I ask?
What does Reaper do with those pomegranates anyway? Any theories? Not sure he would tell us the truth…
Random Good Question(s) of the Week:
1. From YOUNG WOLF –>> What happens if you get your appendix removed in human form? Do your wolf form lose its tail?* What do you think?
*TY to AP & Chaos Alpha for your responses to this one. Very survivial of you both and most appreciated.
(And will the aliens show up to watch them again this year?)