Can you spot a Cupid before you wake up in a Las Vegas hotel with a strange band on your hand and a sinking sense of doom?
Today this supernaturally important question faces us all. Love and its consequences remains among the most supernaturally mysterious survivillogical forces at work in our universe. Read on and you may yet survive the V-Day demons who will be […]
Are you ready to face Krampus? The most feared Christmas cryptid comes armed with birch whips and bathtubs to drag you down the nearest hellevator shaft tonight. So unless you’ve confirmed your name on the official not-naughty list, read on.
An SOS red and green alert.
Krampus comes tonight!
Mark it on […]
Prepare for the Demons of Algol Guided by Demon Star
Add this now to your supernatural safety plan, prepare for the Demons of Algol out in full force tonight, guided by the strange pulsing light of their star.
Learn all about the Algol
But Seth, you say, for survival sake it’s too late to add […]
Lessons from London Tower for your Halloween kit
Halloween heads up from UK survivor this week, Agent RB, your All Hallows plan must go far beyond – and far below! – that effective weather-proof disguise and colossal candy collection contraption!
Indeed, if your checklist doesn’t include a detailed inspection of your first line diabolical defences, no amount of zombie makeup or stale chocolate […]
Spider Girl Wanted By World For Questioning After Tarantulas Take Over Town
As a tide of 25,000+ tarantulas takes over an Australian community today the world seeks the so-called Spider Girl to explain why she would try to make an entire town vomit.
The town of Maningrida, Australia has reportedly been taken over by a new type of tarantula after it was first introduced to the world by […]
SOS RED ALERT: GARGOYLES AT LARGE, DEEMED DANGEROUS…
Gargoyles at large in Worcester, Mass. USA
Eight giant gargoyles reportedly escaped from a basement prison in Worcester, Massachusetts in the dark of the Tetrad Moon.
Survivors should be on the lookout for these gargantuan gargoyles, which are over 100 years old, stand 6 feet tall and weigh over 3000 […]
Is there a textoricist in the house because Satan has officially entered the 21st century, sending evil spam with his phone.
If you’ve ever received an unwanted text message on your mobile device, this supernatural news from a Polish priest engaged in a supernatural text war with Satan this week is for you.
Father Marian Rajchel began receiving hate […]
When creepy dolls showed up on the curb outside the homes of eight girls, a California community feared the worst and the mystery continues as the maker of the dolls claims she meant it as a “kindly” gift.
Creepy dolls left on girls’ doorsteps
Eight elaborate dolls designed to resemble each of the eight girls […]
Researchers are racing to a remote region of Russia named the End of the World to solve the mystery of an infernal portal that appeared this week.
Fire and ice portal appeared at the End of the World this week.
This enormous 262 foot fire and ice portal appeared out of nowhere in the Yamal Peninsula of […]
A singer stalked by Satan serves her top three tips on how to know if a demon is stalking you.
Pop/R&B singer Ariana Grande says she has been stalked by Satan since taking a trip to a Kansas City cemetery.
Singer says she is stalked by Satan.
“Stull Cemetery is known as one of the seven gates of Hell […]