|
|
||
  Now for iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad   Scan yourself while you are at it!  'My Lupine Life' By Louis Pine  The life you save could be your own!           Distance: 61 earth radii Ecliptic latitude: -4 degrees Ecliptic longitude: 150 degrees  Loading ...
|
More astonishing robot news this week as a robot waiter in Harbin, China has been fired from his job in a popular new robot restaurant, after management accused him of being an undercover human. Management of the new Robot Restaurant, began to suspect waiter-bot ”F004U” might secretly be a human in disguise, when [...] Larry the Vomiting Robot is on strike after puking continuously for weeks at the Health and Safety Laboratory in Derbyshire so norovirus scientists could see exactly how far his splashes of glow-in-the dark vomit fly. Larry has been living on flourescent blueberry smoothies for weeks. “All this puking is really making me sick!” [...] Cyborgs and robots react to the exciting news: Cambridge researchers are urging the world to stop treating them as the stuff of science fiction and start thinking of them as a part of reality! A potentially threatening part of reality! Cyborg J.D. Hancock going to Cambridge University Scientists at the Center for Existential Risk [...] (SOS/WTF/ASAP) Your desktop PC may be a lot smarter than you think! Computer detectives make news this week, with the sneaky secret life of your seemingly ordinary PC computer. Is your desktop machine alive? Read on for this evolving story! Microsoft detective says 20% of new computers may have secret lives Microsoft detectives revealed [...] (SOS/ASAP/WTF??) Finally someone with a solution to the plight of the poor human billionaires. After accumulating enough money to live forever, many of the worlds’ richest humans remain trapped in dying mortal bodies, just like the poorest of the poor. Until now. This week Russian media entrepreneur Dmitry Itskov has formally invited [...] Here are the first clues to our first SOS Hall of Fame inductee, meaning from the last year: Coming Soon: Super Moon Survivors 01010011 01110101 01110010 01110110 01101001 01110110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001101 01101111 01101110 01110100 01101000 00100000 01010000 00110101 01010100 00110101 01010010 2. On first [...] This just in. Convincing evidence the robot fish have evolved! Once the size of a tiny minnow, a robot fish caught this week appears to be leading an entire school. There’s no telling how big this could get: Like most great creature stories this one starts with a scientist or ten, [...] Hail Survivors, As many of you know, I recently went on location to interview a suspected genetic werewolf in his werewolf containment facility or crib. Like many suspected werewolves, Louis Pine was puzzled about his lycanthropy status after failing to transform under the full moon. He wrote into SOS asking for [...] Hail Survivors! I just received a disturbing and urgent email warning from survivor and long time friend of the site Shewolf. She had this warning that she wanted me to pass on so here it is. Area 51 Is planning something BIG! you’ve got to notify everyone! Something very bad is going to [...] Hail Survivors, I recently received a troubling series of emails from noted SOS contributor TimeKitsune detailing a new threat that he discovered called PeopleNet. An artificial intelligence (AI) that controls large transport trucks. TK reported that he had evidence of reports that PeopleNet is likely to evolve into a super-powerful AI that [...] |
|
| Copyright © 2009-2013 Seth On Survival - All Rights Reserved Wordpress Cloud Hosting | ||
Recent Survivor Comments