Hitchy’s Crash Course in Humanity Stalls In Philadelphia With Brutal Lesson
Hitchy the Hitchbot’s trek to the heart of humanity on the side of the highway stalled when Philadelphia turned out to be less than the city of cyberlove.
Hitchbot in Philadelphia before the humans got him.
Hithbot, you will no doubt recall, is the little hitchhiking robot who set […]
Human Doug Fitzimmons lashed out against the robot hotel that refused to rent him a room in an angry video unleashed this week.
Robot Hotel turns away human
“First the robot desk clerk lady tells me they don’t have any rooms, next thing you know this mechanical dinosaur walks in and suddenly they have one,” rages Doug […]
SOS Supernatural News This Week
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After my extended trip North to investigate the brewing war for the Pole between Denmark, Canada and Russia and of course Santa Claus himself, I have returned to find a backlog of supernatural news tips and comments. Thanks to every survivor who survived with SOS over […]
PROS AND CONS OF ADOPTING A CYBORG CHEETAH
As Cyber Monday brings annual reports on the global adoption of cyborg rescue animals, one cyborg pet rescuer urges you to stop and think before adopting one of the new cyborg cheetahs from your local cyborg pet shelter.
Cyborg Pet Rescue reports record numbers of cyborg cheetahs with broken limbs […]
With the singularity arriving ahead of schedule, the art of outsmarting our machine overlords, even temporarily, is a skill for every survivor to study seriously – and often.
Is a Guy Fawkes mask really the best way to outsmart the machines?
In the spirit of your singularity survival, SOS turns attention this week to the advancing arts […]
More astonishing robot news this week as a robot waiter in Harbin, China has been fired from his job in a popular new robot restaurant, after management accused him of being an undercover human.
Management of the new Robot Restaurant, began to suspect waiter-bot “F004U” might secretly be a human in disguise, when […]
Larry the Vomiting Robot is on strike after puking continuously for weeks at the Health and Safety Laboratory in Derbyshire so norovirus scientists could see exactly how far his splashes of glow-in-the dark vomit fly.
Larry has been living on flourescent blueberry smoothies for weeks.
“All this puking is really making me sick!” […]
Cyborgs and robots react to the exciting news: Cambridge researchers are urging the world to stop treating them as the stuff of science fiction and start thinking of them as a part of reality! A potentially threatening part of reality!
Cyborg J.D. Hancock going to Cambridge University
Scientists at the Center for Existential Risk […]
(SOS/WTF/ASAP) Your desktop PC may be a lot smarter than you think! Computer detectives make news this week, with the sneaky secret life of your seemingly ordinary PC computer.
Is your desktop machine alive? Read on for this evolving story!
Microsoft detective says 20% of new computers may have secret lives
Microsoft detectives revealed […]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF??) Finally someone with a solution to the plight of the poor human billionaires. After accumulating enough money to live forever, many of the worlds’ richest humans remain trapped in dying mortal bodies, just like the poorest of the poor. Until now.
This week Russian media entrepreneur Dmitry Itskov has formally invited […]