Grisly news from Seoul, South Korea this week. A load of pills advertised as healthy food supplements turned out to be capsules for cannibals.
Read on for the good news and the bad news about cannibal pills. Another SOS true story, 99.98% guaranteed.
Capsules for Cannibals Discovered in Seoul South Korea
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A CANNIBAL
1. Call him a big anthropofag. They hate that.
2. Offer her your cat food alien-bait. It’s like giving dishwater to a wine drinker. A cannibal may begin eating human flesh to avoid starvation, but continues to eat it because they actually love the taste of your human veal.
3. Whatever [...]