I recently received the following disturbing email from long time friend to the site and survivors everywhere, Zyboragon.
The contents of his email are below:
I was talking to my good friend Terry (the zombie) and he mentioned a new kind of berry that mimicked the flavor of a human brain. I asked to see one of these berries.
The berry can only be grown rotten, the rot helps mimic the appearance of roasted flesh, something that zombies enjoy quite vividly. In a taste test hosted by Terry, 9/10 zombies agree that the berry actually tastes better than real brains!
While this berry produces good news on the zombie front, it has angered many cannibals.
Z: Why does the berry offend you?
Cannibal: We eat our own species, it’s tradition! The berry looks like burnt flesh, it’s intolerable! Several cannibals have given up our sacred tradition to try this new berry! We simply cannot allow it to exist.
Z: That sounds like a good thing though.
Cannibal: To you! It makes us look bad when someone quits! Personal image and respect are important to us!
The cannibal then took off shouting “You’ll regret this zombies”!!
Even though cannibals dislike the new berry, many stores are already selling the zombie berry. The public release of this new produce shows zombies have extended a hand to help improve zombie/human relations.
This news is both great and distressing. Early calculations show that this development could reduce human casualties from zombies by as much as 37% but a Cannibal-Zombie War could lead to untold casualties. Further developments will be posted as they develop.
A big thanks to Zyboragon for alerting us. He has definately wracked up quite a few lives saved.
Keep on keeping on.