Can you spot a Cupid before you wake up in a Las Vegas hotel with a strange band on your hand and a sinking sense of doom?
Today this supernaturally important question faces us all. Love and its consequences remains among the most supernaturally mysterious survivillogical forces at work in our universe. Read on and you may yet survive the V-Day demons who will be […]
Priest Dons Angel Wings to Hang With Angels
A mortal man now identified as a priest has been outed for impersonating an angel at a conclave in Poland.
Priest dressed as angel in Poland.
The unamed priest in this photo was snapped donning angel wings to infiltrate an annual gathering of […]
In response to repeated gentle and polite requests from friend of the site, legendary survivor and Hybrid Mr. Mutt… I present to you… the preliminary page for Hybrids!… Ta da!
Now normally I don’t like to put things up unless I feel I can present the information with some completeness but due […]
“Okay Vampires aren’t all that bad. I’m not going to start holding hands and singing Kumbiya though.”
Survivor of the Month
More Quotes from Mr. Mutt, the Man, the Legend:
“We’re boned beyond belief!”
“I’d say we’re boned to the 297th Power of Boned.”
As many of you know, I recently went on location to interview a suspected genetic werewolf in his werewolf containment facility or crib.
Like many suspected werewolves, Louis Pine was puzzled about his lycanthropy status after failing to transform under the full moon. He wrote into SOS asking for […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH AN ANGEL!
Angels, mistaken for paragons of peace and love by confused humans everywhere, have actually been waging a terrible, bloody war with each other for around 4.5 BILLION years. During this time, virtually every angel has been recruited to one side or another thus blurring any distinction between […]
What’s new in Monstrometer 2.2? If you say it out loud you will discover that that I am a poet and I didn’t even know it.
The BIG change is that Graham and I fixed the way that the Survival Videos play. They were generally not working the way that you would want them to thanks […]
It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 2.0 update! I said it was going to be big-ish and it is-ish. So biggish in fact that it needed a whole new number!
New in Monstrometer version 2.0:
Added “Interrogate Self” and “Interrogate Other” option. Now the program knows if you are scanning yourself or someone else… well as […]
It’s here! The Monstrometer version 1.4 update! Just in time for Halloween.
If you voted in the pool or are back from the future so you probably know some of the news: Time Travellers are now in the Monstrometer.
The BIG news is that the Monstrometer now works with Facebook. That’s right you can […]
It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 1.3 update!
The BIG news is that playback of the videos which had previously been problematic for many of you should now be working perfectly. Please watch the videos and let me know how they work.
The Monstrometer 1.3 is now on the app store: http://itunes.com/apps/monstrometer. If you already have […]