Have a free-range Earth Day!
Survivors if you like me, will spend Earth Day worrying about the likelihood of waking up in an alien zoo for the holiday amusement of alien families, read on!
Important research coming to you this week from famous astrophysicist and alien zoo expert Neil deGrasse Tyson can [...]
An important debate taking place in Russia today, did a species of angel aliens save Russia from a deadly meteor last week? Or is this the cover story of some pirate aliens who attacked the da14 bus?
Survivors here at SOS will recall the post-Valentine’s day events, when a giant meteor exploded over Chelyabinsk, on the [...]
With Asteroid da14 due to arrive in the next 48 hours, earthbound aliens around the globe have begun packing their bags and racing to sites in Australia and Indonesia for a chance to hitch a ride home - making this your last chance to give that special alien in your life a V-alien-tine.
(SOS/WTF/ASAP) An important survival reminder this week from the example of flying ace and UFO chaser Captain Thomas F. Mantell. UFOs may look pretty cool but they are dangerous and should not be chased.
Captain Mantell UFO Chaser
Captain Mantell should know. He died chasing a UFO. Those who remember the captain [...]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) A controversial former UFO denier is finally coming clean. This retired Air Force Colonel, Richard French, finally admits his involvement in the shooting down a UFO in Roswell, New Mexico.
But many aliens, including offended UFO pilots, are shooting down his story.
Man confesses to bringing down Roswell UFO with EMP. But is he talking [...]
Below please find a news story contributed by one of the many awesome survivors here on the site, Ice. If you have any supernatural news that you care to write about email it to me and I’ll likely post it. Someday soon I will enable some new features that will [...]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF?) Why is this man, an economist, telling Earthlings to pick a big fight with the aliens, any aliens, as soon as possible? Find out here.
An SOS truer-than-true story in progress, 99.98% guaranteed…
Alien economist wants war with Earthlings
On TV this week, Nobel Prize winning alien economist Paul Krugman stated, “We need a [...]
An SOS 99.98% True Story: An alien entrepreneur named Greg W. Nemitz is angry this week as NASA refuses to pay an overdue parking ticket for landing on his asteroid in 2001.
Alien Homesteader Gregory Nemitz Wants Nasa to Pay Parking
Gregory W. Nemitz claims that NASA parked a probe on his homestead, a [...]
Whether you’re from Earth, a fan of Earth or just friends with an Earthling, have a nice green day.
If you aren’t from Earth, please be patient with us earth dwellers as our celebrations sometime takes unusual forms. For example:
Don’t be alarmed by strangers teaching you to how to cultivate [...]