Android or fairy, pick your Homo Optimus form for the future.
In the future will you choose a fairy form for your space travel vacay or will you plug into your custom android rig with the gold skin snd go back to work?
If you haven’t decided yet now is the time as one famous […]
Octopi to genome scientists, we’re really just average Earthlings!
Undersea and under siege from science, octopi are up in arms – all 8 of them! – to deny new DNA science about their alien origins.
“We’re really just average earthlings like the rest of you,” insists Dr. C. Thulu, exhalted emperor of the UAUF (Undersea Aliens United Front). “Just a […]
Fire Opal Mines Seek Space Miners But Methane Breathers Only Please
Boos for the space mining industry this week from the unemployed astronauts who cheered the first fire opals found on Mars but now protest the industry preference for hiring only Martian miners.
Fire Opals Found On Mars Means Martian Jobs
When scientists in Glasgow, Scotland found fire opals from the red planet […]
California scientist’s colony of real Yakon aliens that breathe boulders and eat energy.
Scientist Kenneth Nealson publicly admits to raising a colony of real-life energy-eating, rock-breathing aliens, ignoring the obvious danger to all life here on Earth.
Kenneth Nealson raising real-life Yakon aliens in Southern California
Professor Kenneth Nealson of University of Southern […]
LUNAR CAMPING SAFETY TIPS
Good news just in time for space tourism season, there’s new lunar camping gear available for your next holiday on the moon.
Like many survivors disenchanted with Lunarville overcrowding and pirate pricing, this news of a lunar safe, inflatable tent courtesy of Massachusetts Institute of Technology can’t come soon enough.
For your next camping […]
Giant intelligent aliens could see Earth as an insect colony, says science this week.
Could it be true? Are Earthlings the ants in a universe of giant aliens? If so how will you and your colony survive the coming alien exterminators?
Is Earth a giant insect colony?
First here’s the new science. Most intelligent aliens weigh […]
Big news from Mars this week, as the red planet prepares for a surge in tourist traffic by building the planet’s first traffic lights and even a full-scale replica of India itself to greet their latest visitors.
Martian Install First Traffic Light
Could this be a sign the Martians have decided to welcome the flow of […]
Alien season always brings a full contingent of confused cosmic visitors normally recognizable by their baffling bodily needs and bizarre facial tics, despite their strange disguises but this year singularity conscious designers around the globe picking up their packing needs are putting out Faraday fashions that will make it harder than ever to tell who’s who at the alien […]
The mystery of a strange light that appeared from beneath the surface of Mars this week has finally been decoded by experts who say the Martians are sending an urgent SOS message to the solar system, help us the humans are coming.
An SOS signal from Mars detected this week.
The news put to rest a […]
I’m happy to announce on this fine full moon the survival of the first video in my new series, The Monstrometer Report, a show that covers the supernatural survival news and views unfolding here on the site and around the world.
In this one, the burning question that should be on your mind anytime a fireball falls […]