Mineral springs discovered on Mars but should you book your Martian Spa Holiday today?
With the discovery of underground water flowing on Mars, the Internet is awash with reports of all the ways it will provide what you need for your future on the red planet.
But as you consider the epic announcements, SOS urges caution with one claim in […]
Lander Reports Comet 67P Sings, Smells Just Like a Bus
Is 67p a smelly interstellar transit vehicle?
Survivors have been monitoring this one for years here on SOS but thanks to data from Philae Lander on Comet 67P, new clues confirm the truth that many comets are actually part of a massive interstellar space transit system […]
Ooze news from China this week, an alien ooze has made its first slimy slink on the surface of the Earth, breaking through the asphalt right in the middle of the road.
Alien ooze appears in China on Monday
Sources say this freaky ovular foam osmoted up from a crack in the […]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) A controversial former UFO denier is finally coming clean. This retired Air Force Colonel, Richard French, finally admits his involvement in shooting down a UFO in Roswell, New Mexico.
But many aliens, including offended UFO pilots, are shooting down his story.
Man confesses to bringing down Roswell UFO with EMP. But is he talking trash?
(SOS/ASAP/WTF?) Why is this man, an economist, telling Earthlings to pick a big fight with the aliens, any aliens, as soon as possible? Find out here.
An SOS truer-than-true story in progress, 99.98% guaranteed…
Alien economist wants war with Earthlings
On TV this week, Nobel Prize winning alien economist Paul Krugman stated, “We need a […]
An SOS 99.98% True Story: An alien entrepreneur named Greg W. Nemitz is angry this week as NASA refuses to pay an overdue parking ticket for landing on his asteroid in 2001.
Alien Homesteader Gregory Nemitz Wants Nasa to Pay Parking
Gregory W. Nemitz claims that NASA parked a probe on his homestead, a […]
A crystal discovered in Russia by a Nobel Prize-winning scientist has been officially designated as ALIEN QUASICRYSTAL by a team of scientists this week.
These ordinary-looking alien crystals are actually so strange and upsetting that Nobel winning chemist Dan Shechtman was ordered to leave his own lab by angry colleagues.
Scientists discover ALIEN […]
Aliens Use Anti-Gravity Cream
Discovered (2:31 am) :
Astonishing new evidence of alien activity on earth.
Stopped at an all-night drug store in a strange neighborhood tonight between pizza deliveries for a can of guarana and some hydrogen pyroxide and spotted this alien health product, right out on a shelf beside the dental floss ============>>>>
And no […]