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Hail Survivors!
I recently received a very grave -no pun intended- warning from Survivor Miles who I believe may be located in or near Texas. Survivor Miles recently survived a vicious zombie attack, armed with only his wits and hedge clippers. His parents unfortunately were not so lucky.
photo courtesy of Survivor Miles
Here is the story in his own words from his first email: “Zombies everywhere! Man I’m not joking they ate my mom and dad and they just huddle and chew and moan! It’s terrible! My axe is on the other side of the house but be warned a real zombie virus is spreading!”
I was very concerned for his safety but when I read his second email I was even more concerned: “peoauuuuuuuuuu
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ppppppppp i come for uu wahem leasst exppppet ffoiolll”
“sorry one of the zombies was typing but i killed it and the ones infested be careful this is no joke, i got the axe but it broke so now i have hedge clippers… warn everyone! theyre coming from texas… theres a picture attached of a zombie that came in… trust me… the police dont believe me… the zombies dont leave the street…”
Will this latest zombie outbreak be contained to Texas or will this be the beginning of a major zombie apocalypse?Are the zombies taking advantage of the Leprechaun Lunacy of March to mount an offensive?
In the meantime survivors, prepare for the worst: warn your friends, family and neighbours, gather supplies, and scan your friends with the Monstrometer. And don’t let them near your computer. Judging from Miles’ experience, they seem to be learning how to use them – even if not with very good spelling.
Many thanks to Survivor Miles for his heroic efforts to warn others.
Keep on keeping on Survivor Miles!
Seth
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Long live wilwolf!
Hurry home! I’m sure somebody is missin u.
HAIL WILWOLF!!! THANK GOD YOU GOT OUT!!!!!! I KNEW YOU COUlD DO IT!!
I might need 2 go bak, cause dose hellhounds I fought might of been da cause of da zombies
Da shortest adventure of my life, I kills evry hellhound n zomby in Texas, but deyll be bak soon enough
Please be careful.
Wilwolf,do the hounds loik hounds orange,light on fire,dash toards you,Then explode?
Dey dnt explode, dey just tear u apart, but dey r on fire n zombie lukin
Omg. I got my wings last night, and I was aloud to design them and only I can see them.
They are orange on top, fading into red, fading into black. The wings span is HUGE. It’s like 4′ on each side.
Uh oh Phoenix accepted the call…
NOW WHAT…?
What’s that? Are u an angel?
Yeah… Kinda. I’m a dark warrior angel, which is also a shadow angel, which is also a fallen angel. So, I’m a fallen angel. The legion is deciding my fate (the legion is hells army). And we angels have songs, and they are deciding if I should have disposible teens, they new hit, or lunchbox.
So ur a rejected angel?
Yeah. The legion of hell has decided my fate: I work for god and my song is disposable teens. Not the best song for an angel, but I love it.
Hey Seth, u can tak out da display on da zombie outbreak, it’s taken care of now
Hmm…
You may not know this, but us Mermonsters have been adversaries of the zombie hordes for countless millenia. I have firsthand experience of fighting a zombie but we couldn’t find a way to actually kill the virus. Recently, Mermish scientists discovered a CURE to the disease!
It turns out the cure is a rare Mermish Antropokahsitdhaj(don’t try and pronounce) that obliterates the virus.
You can search your nearest lakebed, I’ve heard they are quite abundant in Texas, so Miles, if you’re still alive, invest in diving gear. Or hold your breath.
PS: I’ll try a translation of how to administrate the cure:
1. Put into the head hole(we have no word for mouth) of infected person the cure.
2.Effects of zombiedom should wear off immediately.
3. Use more doses if zombie virus does not die.
Reply if you have suggestions for the word “mouth.” Thanks!!!
Hail Artemis Foul,
Wow. Thanks for the awesome info. Can you tell us more about Mermish Antropokahsitdhaj? Like what does it look like and how do we find it? Is it a plant? How can we tell it apart from kelp and other aquatic plants? A picture of it would be awesome!
How long after infection can the cure work? Do you have to get to them right away or is there still hope for some more decomposed zombies?
Seth
That’s crazy… What is the world coming to?
Us draconians hate Zombies. All the Moaning and Groning Wakes us from our much needed slumber. I dont think we should try to find a “cure” for zombies. My cure is justto kill them!!
elderburn true but why kill them when you can decompress them (dosnt kill them again >_> but silences theyre groans) then throw the unsounding clump of bodies into space zombies float away and we feed starving aliens stopping them from comeing here to eat unfortunate races includeing us
when i get scared my nails get sharp my teeth get sharp to and my eyes seem to glow along with a lion tail and lion ears
I am an angel and vampire, what do I do? Noone believes me…
E you sure your not werewolf to? Because if you were you’d be a hybrid.
That zombie looks FÆKË¡
I will warn my friends. Shadow Wolf over and out
PS by friends I mean my fellow wolves.
I was attacked at school! One of my buds was all covered in blood. I thought it was a joke. But then he let out this horrible groan. I ran away. Survived a zombie attack! I am now on my guard! Thanks for warning!
Of course, aliens cannot be affected by the zombie virus. At least, my kind can’t…
iwas there an acually race of aleins called Andilites??
Zombies…..I hate zombies!! I also hate how many there are here!!
I hate zombies… But me no get bit and i live were zombies are… Maybe. I rilly dont think they real now tho
I got infected like 3x and I used that mer-cure and it actually worked!! Although I hate zombies, they killed my werewolf friend. If I see another zombie ever again, I’ll be fuming.
