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Leprechauns on the Loose

March 16, 2012 By Seth 20 Comments

Happy St. Paddy’s Day Survivors!

Ever wonder what happened to Survivor Sheryl, who told her chilling St. Patrick’s Day story last year? Well me too. I never did hear back…

That’s a sombre reminder of the dangers we all face today, St. Patrick’s Day, the height of global leprechaun activity worldwide. Today of all days, be sure to remove any and all gold jewelry, hang onto your pants, and arm yourself with a four-leaf clover, preferably two. Or like Sheryl, you could end up with a leprechaun lose in your closet:

SETH! I URGENTLY NEED YOUR HELP, LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

So here is what happened: I’m walking out of a store on 5th Avenue earlier when I dropped a gold earring. This weird little guy with a funny accent mumbling about gold picks it up and not only won’t give it back but he totally follows me home like right into my apartment and won’t leave! It is crazy! About ten minutes ago he made a beeline for my designer shoe collection- it was freaky- he whips out this little cloth from his freaky little green britches and starts polishing my favourite open-toed slingbacks!

I managed to shut the door and lock it but I have absolutely no idea how to get him out of my house!

At present the little runt is working his way through my shoes- he has an uncanny knowledge of designer footwear- and luckily I have a LOT of shoes- but he is bound to want to get out and start pestering me about his gold again!

Help me Seth! What do I do??? How do you get a leprechaun out of your apartment!!?! I’ve attached a video in case that helps…

Well Sheryl, you might not want to hear this but the ancients considered RETREAT a form of bravery. A minor form to be sure, but bravery is bravery. Buggering off and running away is living to fight another day. As March turns to April, the Leprechauns concentrate instead on hiding the spoils of March at the ends of rainbows so they can mellow in the sunshine with everybody else.

Do you have a friend you can stay with? Maybe a tall one who you know is safe?

Above all DO NOT try to retrieve your shoes or pants. You might think an industrious Leprechaun would turn to selling speed enchants on your sneakers but in the majority of cases they leave a magic residue that will kill you or make your feet stink or both.

And that’s all I told her. And then I never heard back. Was I too vague? Did she just get too busy surviving to check in? I guess I’ll never know. Anyway if you’re out there Sheryl thanks for sending in this video and thanks for keeping on wherever you are.

Seth

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Filed Under: Survivor Submissions Tagged With: Leprechaun Victim of the Week, Leprechauns, St. Patrick's Day

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  1. Efrain Delpriore says

    April 3, 2010 at 6:39 am

    You really know your stuff… Carry on the nice work!

    Reply
  2. Vampire Amelia says

    April 9, 2010 at 8:19 am

    Thats a creepy video.

    Reply
  3. Neil Onken says

    January 11, 2011 at 8:39 am

    I came to this site on a friend’s recommendation. He was totally right! Thanks for a great site 🙂

    Reply
  4. Gemma says

    March 17, 2012 at 4:54 am

    Wow Seth i guess thats some good advice some of that stuff you mention i didnt even know lol those dam leprechauns can sure be trouble makers i still sometimes dont understand if they are good or evil put i guess this one is abit likeme loves shoes lol.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      March 17, 2012 at 9:16 am

      Hi Gemma I’m a Demonic vampire/witch welcome to the site Happy St Patricks Day. I love shoes too. LOL If you have any questions let me know? 🙂

      Reply
  5. Bebe says

    March 17, 2012 at 9:17 am

    🙂 Happy St Patricks Day every one 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Reply
  6. Bebe says

    March 17, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Hi Seth you asked how If I had any ideas on finding out about my earlier Question of the garments below so I have conducted a survey at my store and hear are the results.

    Missing pants: 40%
    Missing skirts: 23%
    Missing shorts: 4%
    Missing Scorts: 1%
    Missing gold: 58%
    Missing shoes 25%
    Encountering a leprechauns 31%
    Knowing what to do if encountering a leprechaun 0%
    Carrying a 4 leaf clover 8%

    It’s alarming how many pepole do not know what to do when encountering a leprechaun. I know carry a four leaf clover key chain just in case and placed ones in my closet and garden I’m ready this year for them hopefully more pepole are ready this years there very tricky Leprechauns. Bebe 🙂

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 20, 2012 at 1:40 am

      Hail Bebe,

      A belated thanks for the excellent St. Patrick’s Day Survival Summary. I’m sure it saved many lives. If only I could send some survivors back in time to see it…

      I’ll give it my best. Starting with Son of Ashu over here.

      Seth

      Reply
    • Kole says

      March 24, 2012 at 5:02 am

      Well, alot of my shorts did go missing in march and my cousin is half leprechuan so I’ll probably ask him. Seth what would be the best way to interigate

      Reply
    • Kole says

      March 24, 2012 at 5:02 am

      Well, alot of my shorts did go missing in march and my cousin is half leprechuan so I’ll probably ask him. Seth what would be the best way to interigate

      Reply
      • Kole says

        March 24, 2012 at 5:03 am

        a leprechaun without harming and/or scareing it???

        Reply
  7. Zyboragon says

    March 17, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    They took all my gold, they didn’t even leave a note!

    I will be away for the next few days seeking my fortune.

    Survive and Prosper.
    -Z-

    Reply
    • Vetty says

      March 18, 2012 at 1:08 am

      Good luck Z.:)

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      March 18, 2012 at 9:27 am

      Good luck and be careful leprechauns are very tricky.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      March 20, 2012 at 12:39 am

      Hail Vetty & Bebe,

      Thanks for helping out a survivor on one of the most dangerous days of the year.

      It looks like Z’s search for his missing gold resulted in a nasty, leprechaun encounter:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/survivor-submissions/leprechaun-in-the-closet/comment-page-1#comment-119400

      I don’t know how big he is. He might need some help.

      Seth

      Reply
  8. Zyboragon says

    March 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Does anyone know how to reverse the effects of leprechaun shrink powder?

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      March 19, 2012 at 6:00 pm

      Hi Zyboragon welcome back. I do have a way you need two dried four leaf clovers some powdered gold half a cup and fairie dust two teaspoons mix well in a clear glass and just sprinkle on to whatever you need restored. Did you find your gold? Was Samuel responsible? Hopes this helps. Bebe 🙂

      Reply
    • Seth says

      March 19, 2012 at 11:56 pm

      Hail Z,

      Are you trying to say that you are now a teeny tiny little bitty angelic cyborg metal ghost dragon? Or did someone else get shrunk? Did you find your gold? Or did the leprechauns that took it shrink you to prevent you from getting it back? Just how small are you (or they)?

      Hope that you can hop from key to key to type us an update on your situation. Well I guess you can fly… just watch out for air currents, they will be a little more significant than when you were big.

      Seth

      Reply
  9. Zyboragon says

    March 20, 2012 at 1:11 am

    It is difficult to type, I am in fact a wee bit smaller..
    I found my gold and returned it to my home safely.
    I guess a leprechaun manages to sprinkle some powder on me as I was flying away.
    I’ve made a small nest in an aquarium that I haven’t set up yet.
    I’ll try Bebe’s method, it may take a while, I own a large lair and it’s easy to get lost here now.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 23, 2012 at 12:26 am

      Hail Z,

      Have you managed to unshrinkify yourself yet?

      Hoping you haven’t gotten squished or put in a bird cage.

      Seth

      Reply

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