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This Week In Survival December 14

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!

You feeling the weight of the universe today?

Well if it’s not the holiday parties, blame it on those scientists from Denmark who declared Friday December 13th, 2013 as the Day The Universe Could Collapse And Make Everything Suddenly Much, Much Heavier – but didn’t. But could have done! And still might. Any day now, they say. I’m not making this up, you can read about that here.  

So on my To Do list today – How To Survive the Universe Collapsing and Suddenly Becoming Much, Much Heavier. But because it’s the weekend, Number One of course is checking on the site to see who’s surviving around here and how and why This Week In Survival, with somewhat helpful links that I hope you will follow and join in.

Thanks to everyone for surviving with me, helping keep SOS going against the supernatural and super natural odds.*

Can You Spot an Area 51 Agent?

Thanks to the Hatter for sending in this report.

Thanks to the Hatter for sending in this report.

–>> From the depths of my overstuffed email, an overlooked report from the HATTER, who snapped this excellent photo on the last full moon.

–>> Is it an Area 51 agent? Or something more sinister, like URBAN SQUATCH with a demonic delivery he doesn’t want to make?  How did that end anyway? It didn’t really look good for him this time.

And I thought pizza was a tough gig…

Until we have all the facts, Survivors are advised to watch out for, please read Hatter’s ongoing coverage and report any suspicious white vans or other surveillance activity that may be occurring in the neighbourhood.

–>> What should you do if you are being surveilled by Area 51? Best answer to be linked here…

What If Your Fortune Cookie Looks Like This?

Cautious thank you to the Reaper for this warning.  I think.

Cautious thank you to the Reaper for this warning. I think.

–>> Another reminder from the HATTER this week to survivors if your fortune cookie looks like this, you may need some advice and assistance.  But is this a new technique the REAPER  himself is trying out? Or just a sort-of a friendly warning that REAPER is now sending you to help you survive? That part is not so clear. If you or anyone you know has received a fortune like this, please weigh in.

–>> Survivor MATHEWMEGA1 says he received one such ominous warning in a regular chocolate chip cookie.  Details about this are still coming in, where he got the cookie and when.

–>> Uh oh. Clarification here form  old REAPER himself, who appears to have gone very  GRIM… He has kindly taken time away from his battle with a new demon, to clarify the difference between a message in a fortune cookie vs a message a chocolate chip cookie.  Is this his way of hogging all the chocolate chip cookies in the world? whatever the case, this doesn’t look good for MM…

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–>> This needs no explanation.  Please don’t do this on SOS.  Do we need a Hall of Famer smackdown? I think not. Very anti-survival. I hate having to roll back the survivor counter. But I will do it,  for the sake of history. Looks like a few survivors could cool off with a little ICE. 

Thanks to you Sir for promoting valuable survival traits like common courtesy on the site. Nobody has ever been booted from SOS for revealing their inner monster, but I reserve the right to moderate behaviour that is not conducive to survival, yours or mine.

All I Want For Christmas 

–>> Looking for that dream gift? But don’t trust Amazon or Urban Squatch to deliver it on time? Why not order somebody a good dream? I’m looking into that. Will SCARLETT deliver? But if so, what will be the price?

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More Holiday Horror 

–>> Did THE REAPER discover Krampus has an accomplice? Makes sense. How else would he hunt down all the Naughty Listers. I mean, could he really get them all himself in one night? See for yourself. On the bright side ICE came back to help him.  

More on this in progress…

 

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26 comments to This Week In Survival December 14

  • Hatter

    Weird thing it’s still there and well I learned that they are going around the world surveilling the people on the capture list(site members) so what ever you do don’t use the same computer twice for your comments.

  • Changed my username.

    As for you Hatter… Or should I say, Hater. I don’t put threats in fortune cookies. I put threats in chocolate chip cookies. I put warnings in fortune cookies. The fact that you accused me, the 9th most trusted survivoligist on the interwebs. (For some reason, people don’t trust a Reaper for advice on surviving.) hurts! I have a reapers tip ™ for you. It’s going to be in a Chocolate Chip cookie if you catch my drift. As for the fortune debacle, it is indeed a warning. Thank you Seth, for giving me the benefit of the doubt.

    • Hatter

      I am simply a messenger of info oh and leave Matthew mega1 alone he is currently emailing Seth of another reaper threat oh and I said nothing as to who did this to me he just heard and forwarded

      • You people seem to misunderstand reapers. First of all, we aren’t monsters. Well, not evil ones anyway. We do a PUBLIC SERVICE! Do you think that if we didn’t exist, everything would be perfect? No, there would be mass starvation, world war 900 will have already happened twice, people would be bumping into each other, and not to mention the sewers! We clean up the world. Not ruin it. Secondly, any reaper that attacks a human that was neither provoked, nor a necessity, is stripped of they’re immortality, and reaped right away. There are rules. Third, as a guardian, you should understand we really do help, not hinder. Hatter, if you honestly belive reapers are the problem, go back to wonderland. Or maybe Never Never Land. No reapers there. Except visitors. I want you to know, I am not here to harm you, or any other survivors. I’m a guardian in my own rights. Learn respect Hatter.

        • Hatter

          Sorry for the misconception G R but I did not post this to Seth thinking he would attribute the incident to the reaper (you) on the site can you recognize the reaper who did this as to avoid further confusion. I think that would be a very good way to like the Hamlin experiment (sorry about that) to clean things up

          • Considering fortune cookies are typically made in Asia, I’d attribute it to a Shinigami, or perhaps Pinyin… Of course, within the last year the number of reapers has tripled. Narrowing it down to just one is nigh impossible without the help of the council… I’d have to poke around a bit…

            • Hatter

              Oh and G.R. If you get a message during a reap saying someone is guarded just abandon the job ok It was something that me and the guy upstairs thought up over tea. So yeah I can get any thing to happen over tea

          • It is no issue Hatter. I am sorry for blowing up on you the past few days, I recently lost the last of my line. You know, there is a difference between strangers, and your family when it comes to reaping… 😥

            • Hatter

              It’s ok through out my lives I kept track of desendants I had and not a single one left either so I understand what your going through and if you ever need some one to talk to then there is a variety of people to talk to and remember you can’t run out of family because everyone is at least your 50th cousin googol times removed accounting for absent centuries. Oh and thank you for what you does.

    • Hail G. Reaper,

      Thanks for this clarification – I think. Er, what kind of cookie do you put the threats in? Because in fact I just received an email message from a survivor stating that he in fact received such a warning in a chocolate chip cookie. Was this you? Is this your way of hogging all the chocolate chip cookies in the world?

      Seth

      PS – what has made you go GRIM?

  • Was not me, might have been Chaos. I do prefer chocolate chip cookies for threats, but Chaos developed some of my mannerisms. So it may have been him.

    What made me go Grim… Interesting question. It has to do with the death of my last living relative. So, there’s that.

    As for hoarding all the chocolate. Death by Chocolate Cake? Eh?

  • Fenrir Ulfangr

    Anyone know why 9 crows are following me every waking hour

  • Fenrir Ulfangr

    Will somebody please look at my comments on the missletoe thing

  • Predator

    Looks like a party.

    • Scarlett Lupa

      You like parties? 😈 😈 😈 oh now this is definably gonna get interesting….behold my master plan of getting everybody on in this….it’s gonna be big….perhaps I should give it a limit so if there happens to be dead bodies I won’t get blamed for it….and well there won’t be that kind of thing happening if I keep an eye to it now will it…ooo this is gonna be good thank you so much for giving me the idea…this place won’t be dull for long….

      • Urban Squatch

        Scarlett, we have a saying in the delivery business ‘Handle With Care’. I know I’m not supposed to discriminate, but go look at her post on cannibals before you decide to name her your best friend.
        She seems to have the reaper worried from the look of it.

        • Scarlett Lupa

          I was just implying that I was going to stir the pot around here and make it interesting….

        • Scarlett Lupa

          Besides nobody could be my best friend but ravenclaw or Miranda…their my greatest friends ever…Miranda has the quality of making me happy(and some of our conversations get strange if we put too much thought in it)…and ravenclaw has the quality of being my secret keeper and to have somebody to talk to when I’m bored and whatnot…

  • Hatter

    Random noises!!!!!

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