You feeling the weight of the universe today?
Well if it’s not the holiday parties, blame it on those scientists from Denmark who declared Friday December 13th, 2013 as the Day The Universe Could Collapse And Make Everything Suddenly Much, Much Heavier – but didn’t. But could have done! And still might. Any day now, they say. I’m not making this up, you can read about that here.
So on my To Do list today – How To Survive the Universe Collapsing and Suddenly Becoming Much, Much Heavier. But because it’s the weekend, Number One of course is checking on the site to see who’s surviving around here and how and why This Week In Survival, with somewhat helpful links that I hope you will follow and join in.
Thanks to everyone for surviving with me, helping keep SOS going against the supernatural and super natural odds.*
Can You Spot an Area 51 Agent?
–>> From the depths of my overstuffed email, an overlooked report from the HATTER, who snapped this excellent photo on the last full moon.
–>> Is it an Area 51 agent? Or something more sinister, like URBAN SQUATCH with a demonic delivery he doesn’t want to make? How did that end anyway? It didn’t really look good for him this time.
And I thought pizza was a tough gig…
Until we have all the facts, Survivors are advised to watch out for, please read Hatter’s ongoing coverage and report any suspicious white vans or other surveillance activity that may be occurring in the neighbourhood.
–>> What should you do if you are being surveilled by Area 51? Best answer to be linked here…
What If Your Fortune Cookie Looks Like This?
–>> Another reminder from the HATTER this week to survivors if your fortune cookie looks like this, you may need some advice and assistance. But is this a new technique the REAPER himself is trying out? Or just a sort-of a friendly warning that REAPER is now sending you to help you survive? That part is not so clear. If you or anyone you know has received a fortune like this, please weigh in.
–>> Survivor MATHEWMEGA1 says he received one such ominous warning in a regular chocolate chip cookie. Details about this are still coming in, where he got the cookie and when.
–>> Uh oh. Clarification here form old REAPER himself, who appears to have gone very GRIM… He has kindly taken time away from his battle with a new demon, to clarify the difference between a message in a fortune cookie vs a message a chocolate chip cookie. Is this his way of hogging all the chocolate chip cookies in the world? whatever the case, this doesn’t look good for MM…
How To Annoy a Werewolf:
–>> This needs no explanation. Please don’t do this on SOS. Do we need a Hall of Famer smackdown? I think not. Very anti-survival. I hate having to roll back the survivor counter. But I will do it, for the sake of history. Looks like a few survivors could cool off with a little ICE.
Thanks to you Sir for promoting valuable survival traits like common courtesy on the site. Nobody has ever been booted from SOS for revealing their inner monster, but I reserve the right to moderate behaviour that is not conducive to survival, yours or mine.
All I Want For Christmas
–>> Looking for that dream gift? But don’t trust Amazon or Urban Squatch to deliver it on time? Why not order somebody a good dream? I’m looking into that. Will SCARLETT deliver? But if so, what will be the price?
More Holiday Horror
–>> Did THE REAPER discover Krampus has an accomplice? Makes sense. How else would he hunt down all the Naughty Listers. I mean, could he really get them all himself in one night? See for yourself. On the bright side ICE came back to help him.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com