Three is the magic number when it comes to dieties, wishes and now mysterious portals in the ice as two more portals are revealed this week in Siberia. Does this pattern validate the controversial “Dragon Breath” theory?
The new portals, discovered by reindeer herders who almost fell into them, have locals and scientists alike more mystified than ever.
“It is not like this is the work of men, but also doesn’t look like a natural formation,” reported the Siberian Times.
At this point no cause is being ruled out and the theories still circulating include meteorites, stray missiles, aliens and underground gas explosions.
Whatever their origin, supernatural survivologists continue to warn about imminent THING DANGER that would result from the Things known to emerge from these frozen portals in the presence of the researchers who travel to study them.
But a new theory today points to the pattern among the three perfectly formed portals to identify an even more unusual cause – Dragons Breath.
The controversial Dragons Breath theory breaking here on the website dailykos, is put forward by a scientist named Dr. Box who describes the craters as Dragons Breath spikes.
Speaking with eyewitnesses and Dragons Breath survivors, Dr. Box says these craters appeared with a flash of light and a plume of smoke indicating Dragons Breath.
If so, these craters could be the work of a very powerful dragon waking up after a very long sleep and therianthropic Things may be the least of our worries.
How do you defend against Dragons Breath? Keep on keeping on for that.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Well depending on how powerful dragon breath is at the time, if it’s from a Wyvern simply pour a bucket of water in his mouth, Asian lungs don’t generally use fire breath, if it’s a European breed of any kind I tell you one simple piece of advice, RUN!!!! A wyrm’s breath is so hot it melt through steel within a few seconds. But yes that is an interesting theory but which of drache kin could be slumbering, it’s likely a black ice cave dragon, they have translucent scales to reflect sunlight and camouflage into the ice.
Hail Assanjin,
Thanks for keeping on and posting this intel. A black ice dragon seems plausible to me. Do you know any personally? What can we expect if this is the case?
Seth
They hybernate under the ice for centuries, I had met only one and he was as cold as black ice on an Alaskan road or Kristen Stewart’s emotions. Their only weakness is their throat, their throat is the only thing that is not fire proof on them, shut their mouths as their are about to shoot flame and they’ll burn their esophagus to a singe and die. Otherwise, if you do not wish them death, simply lull them back to sleep with a panflite or other smooth acoustic instrument, they have advanced ice magic, they can make hail storms and blizzards at a whim. Out of all drache they are the most skilled at hiding in their environment, they generally live in ice caves and holes that get covered over as time passes and when they awaken to the sealed hole they generally make a grand fiery entrance. They way to tell when one is nearby is when polar bears and other animals but mostly polar bears refuse to go near the area or become extremely stressed and shy. Also by the subtle ice quakes they cause alongside some infernal humming. I hope this helps, keep on keeping on.
Hail Assanjin,
Thanks for the additional intel. Is there any way to communicate with them?
Seth
Unless you are a drache like them, no they speak only to drache and other creatures that command respect such as legendary creatures, who are distinguished by name in their species. All they desire is sleep and food, and cold, lots of cold, give them those three things and they’ll be friendly. If your lucky it will read all you know in your mind of your language and partake in a game of riddles, the one I met did exactly this and challenged me to a game of riddles and after hours of back and forth I managed to outwit even the cunning and old Vanqaisur the black dragon of north after he had awoken long ago.
It that why you’re so good with riddles? 😀
I am cunning by nature, I make my own riddles, and now in my lack of scales my tongue is my weapon. I have beaten many forked tongued bad asses in their own game of riddles, after all drache are clever and we like others to know our level of intelligence.
It’s refreshing to meet others of high intelligence who do not follow today’s herd mentality
No, heard welcomes me, I may be clever but many drache yet live who are much older and more skilled than I, I am simply a hatchling.
I’m afraid it’s not so simple see the elder frost drakhar, the children of nidhogg are awakening.
2014 Ghost Moon’s getting skipped for SOTM this month. Sad. 🙁
Hail Leafpool,
I expect SOTM will return in due time but it makes a mockery of all the other SOTMs who spent many months and hours and in some case even years contributing to the SOS community if the honour is bestowed unearned so we reserve the right to not declare one at any time.
That said, we continue to appreciate your contributions to Survival. Long may you keep on keeping on,
Seth
What’s dragon breath?
And what is a wyrm?
It is a specific type of dragon, if I remember correctly it’s Germanic in origin.
Hi! I’m happy to meet another Harvest Wolf like myself
Wyrm are what you call the common European or Germanic dragons, they scar the contyside with constantly devouring livestock and killing off anything their toxic saliva touches. They’re basically the ass$%%# of the draconian breed. The ones featured in stories of brave knights and damsels in distress and legendary tales of honor and glory, like skyrim for example, it features many Wyrm and Wyvern breeds.
The DOVAHKIIN sorry had to do that because somebody mention skyrim
Meizmul dovahkin, greetings
Wingless underground lava drake. Think like a massive legless salamander with poison teeth.
Hey Seth I’m writing a book email me if you want to help out with it
Hail Hatter,
Congrats on the book writing. Of course I will help in any way that I can given the time involved. Email me what you need and we’ll go from there.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Actually I already have a few chapters I just wanted your help editing what I have, oh and can you please accept my Skype contact request?
Ok Seth you win I’m back
Hail Fenrir,
Welcome back. If you are still surviving out there then we all win. I’m studying your posts now, hoping they will answer my question of the week about the identification and removal of Marks….
Thanks for checking in and keeping on.
Seth
Do any of us truly win? I mean, really. In my opinion. We only lose less.
Ahh ever the pessimist oh well.
Oh and Death say hello to Conquest for me.
Hi ice doggy! Are you here to join my cult of twerk? It’s where real power comes from you know!
I will do no such twerking, though I am aware that you possess the power of Chaos.
I think I’m gonna be sick, I despise all twerkers.
Never tweaking is forbidden in my presence
Pffft as if I cared! Hahahaha!
*twerks on fenrir and assasinjin*
Fenrir’s back!
Hail Leafpool,
Thanks for keeping on and up with a fellow survivor. Communication, cooperation remain our greatest survival advantage in these supernaturally uncertain times.
Well that and portable Hadron cannons…
Seth
Portable hadron cannons were used by the ghost busters, you literally took that from ghost busters. I respect a man who likes those movies
Hatter, i have a favor toast of you…
Morgenstern may veer well be my end, and i am in a weakened state…
please, i know you can fend him off…
*RB places a spell on hatter to make him look like RB*
make haste and take this
*hands hatter Penelope scythe*
GO!
*RB slithers into a whole in the earth*
RB
Noah Eden you (-|)(-)(–)(\\\)(-)(|\)(|–). I like your style *shivers and resumes his usual appearence* but no,
Please he is coming to destroy me, and normally I’d be ok with that, but I have unfinished business!
RB
I would help but I’m kinda busy planning a war, holding back déáth, and doing a bit of pottery for… Well you so I’m a bit busy
I WILL DESTROY YOU HATTER OF WONDERLAND! 👿
RB
Your not even going to ask why I am doing pottery? Wow you really do have your mothers ideals. Anyway the reason I can’t help you right now Noah is because I am literally turning RB into TL. I am making you a “Real” body but if you want me destroyed I can easily turn this little project into a ball of clay again taking away the one thing you truly wish for. I guess I can help
*RB bows*
Thank you, and sorry for my rudeness
Now if you don’t mind I’m going to slither for my life!
RB
*i kick apart RB’s hiding place and casually step on his tail pinning him down* going somewhere?
*I appear next to RBs hole* so the little serpent has crawled into it’s hiding place hmm?
You shall never destroy me Morgenstern!
You are not an exorcist, and I am a demon and a reaper.
I am a serpent, and I always will be, but the bodies of anyone i choose are mine for the taking…
Have fun playing with my pet 🙂
*penelope sycthe, RB’s cat, pounces on to Morgenstern in full war best mode*
Ta Ta
RB
*i laugh insanely as I sieze Penelope in my hands* hello little kitty! *I tear her apart*
Oh, you just steped to far. *RB takes Penelope and reforms her into a scythe again.*
Rest up for now Penelope, you fought well…
But you, you just made an enemy of Noah. Let’s take a swim 🙂
*morgensterns lungs starts to fill with water*
Oh looky here, your on the list…
RB
no it does *RB’s lungs start to fill up and morgenstern saved by WWG RB’s lungs are still filling up and then RB dies but not for long so me and morgenstern run befor he wakes up*
I mean no it doesn’t
I’m done doing my side project Noah, I wanna see if you like it. All it really needs now is what I like to call a soul binding seal but you know about those already
I don’t even have a body, let alone lungs wwg
You are of no concern to me.
This is between Morgenstern and I…
RB
I didn’t even know
Noah has no official form, or at least didn’t until I finished my pottery, speaking of which Noah can you come over here to walk the body out of here? Sorry I don’t deliver anything bigger than a hat box
Yes… I see…
I have bigger fish to fry than you Morgenstern
Thank you hatter. I own you one. A big one.
*RB etches a soul binding sigil to the body*
You all may now call me…
TL
*I gargle and then speak telepathically* I am part vampire you imbecile. Do you really think I need air? *I lung forward slashing at RB*
Hey morning star guess what, *smashes morgenstern’s head in with a morning star*
*RB etches the seal on*
Yes… Thank you hatter… Thank you…
Reameber, I owe you one…
*RB becomes TL
You all may call me…
TL
if you don’t have a body how can you type
How does a ghost make the walls of a house ooze blood, they just can don’t question it, just believe. Oh and TL you will always be Noah to me just don’t break that body it took 3 days to make.