Feels like the end of a week to end all weeks here on SOS, but somehow with your help, we made it to another weekend.
Thanks to everyone for your patience with some lingering leprechery as we update the theme of our site to fight them off fully. Also to Survivor of the Month KUROGANE for accepting the curse from Lilith this moon. We’re still working with a friend in Singapore to get you that prize and won’t let you down.
And thanks to all of you if who continue to enter the 4 Million Moon Contest 4 weeks of prizes for keeping on with SOS begins tonight. Graham and I will be making the first two prize draws by midnight, EST so check back here for updates. If you haven’t entered yet, it’s pretty easy, just click here and pick one of (roughly) 4 million ways to get your name in the draw.
Meanwhile let’s see who actually survived with SOS this week and how and against what odds starting with…
4 Million Memories
–>> Once a long time ago on SOS there was a vampire named PAUZZIS who didn’t exactly hate being a vampire – in fact she liked a lot of things about it – but she remembered how much she loved beaches and sunshine from her life before. Being also a halfling daughter of Poseidon, she decided she wanted above all to become a full mermaid so she could feel the sunshine again without bursting into flames. She made a great website about some of her adventures here.
–>>After carefully researching the matter here on SOS and elsewhere, Pauzzis thought she found how to make the transition to mermaid – a midnight swim at Lands End in Cabo San Lucas. Although I warned her of the danger, and tried hard to persuade her to try some black market Lands End Water Potion first, Pauzzis was determined.
So what happened to Pauzzis? Check here to find out…
Survivor vs Survivor
Leprechaun lunacy infected many survivors this week:
–>> BITTERSWEET vs RAINSTORM in a pack dispute over a packmate. What’s did NIGHTMARE do wrong? Anyone smell a shunning?
–>> MR. MUTT vs LORD ZOBEK Is this all about void chipmunks? Hmm what’s with this Zobek anyway? And who made him lord of the void? I don’t know but maybe he’s telling the truth because…
Shadow Wolves Among Us
–>> Forget the chipmunks you’ll want to check this. Missive from VELANKO, FENRIR and AP about Shadow Wolves. What is the mark? And who is the one with the Grand Soul they seek?
Hazel Eyes Debate
–>> Are hazel eyes a sign of lycanthropy? BLUESTAR says yes and her stepmom is living proof but FENRIR says no. Or wait, is he saying that 1/3 of all Earthlings are WWs?
And now oh look at the time…
Congratulations to the First 4 Million Moon Winners
The first two prizes go out tonight to AGENT RB and BLUESTAR!
Thanks to everyone for entering this week. Every small thing that you do helps SOS to keep on keeping on and earns you a chance to win next Saturday, same time, same place.
Please keep entering all 4 weeks of the 4 Million Moon Contest HERE
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
First comment again, I like getting the first comment in…
I feel satisfied 🙂
RB
This ITunes gift card is taking quite sometime. Sure I live in Singapore and the time difference between Singapore and Canada is 12 hours. It’s taking quite some time..huh……
Hail Kurogane,
Sorry for the delay. The issue is not the time difference the issue is figuring out how to buy a Singapore iTunes gift card from North America. I am currently working my contacts in the supernatural survivologist community to help me out with this but it is just taking a bit longer than either you or I would like it to. But fear not we will get you a prize.
Thanks for your patience.
Seth
Yes.indeed. It would probably prove quite difficult.
On a side note. Cybernetic limbs for sale! Fully customisable.
I’d like to purchase cybernetic eye implants so I can access Rcorps data from anywhere now that my laptop is a cat, or at least implants that let me log on to my laptop account.
RB
Can I get a quote on the price ranging for that too?
RB
Hail Kurogane,
Thanks for keeping on. I’m still battling the SoTM curse to get that iTunes number in Singapore but I will prevail. (Who knew it would be even harder than Australia and South Africa? )
Are these limbs new or used?
Seth
Thnx for the code ill have to wait 2 months for it to download cause of the WiFi DAM* you WIFI I HATE YOU excuse my foul words
It’s gonna be quite interesting to read my SOTM profile. I wonder what it’s gonna be like.
It’ll probably be like a dejavu type thing, and it’ll probably have things that even you forgot you said…
RB
How do you guys like my new avatar, I thought I’d enforce my own stereotype…
RB
I honestly don’t care for it. I was there, the ark was not that impressive and it was an abnormal seasonal flood.
My ark was beyond impressive!!!
That thing held a pocket universe!!!
Seasonal flood ha!
I flooded the whole world son!
RB
Son? SON? SON?!?!?!?! I am not SON to you, you puny little excuse for a Reaper! You are lucky I don’t smite you down this instant!
Your lucky I don’t sic my army against you. Let me tell you, you do not want the forces of D@eth working against you…
RB
You are foolish if you think that dęäth or it’s armies has any hold on me. I trapped your horseman in a pit in New England for over two-hundred years.
Ha, We have hold on all alive things and not alive things, but if you wish we can take this to the dueling field, your men vs mine, me vs you, sound like a plan?
RB
Okay, now let’s hold on for a sec here Noah. First of all, the Mutt is like… 4 powernodes away from being a true deity. He took down an entire reaper corps squadron with only a rock and his pinky toe. (Claw?) He’s not someone you want to mess with. He can go head to head with AP. And that’s no small feat either. Although, I have to wonder how they would fare against Zyboragon.
But he’s not immortal, and while it would be breaking my own rules, I can change his D date to here and now. I have the master list…
RB
And I don’t want to hear any crap about how he is imortal or how he will come back, because he’s not imortal, I’ve seen his final resting day, and while it may be well into the future, it happens, and I can shift those dates around…
RB
Zyboragon would win hands down. As for my d date check my records. It’s only an entire libraries worth, should only take you a month to read. Then you will have an idea of how many times I have passed…. Just to come right back. I may not be immortal but I sure am good at dyïng. As for my “final date” go ahead and move it. I should warn you though Hybrids do have a tendency to turn into pure energy when they die. Pure energy with the single purpose of annihilating every atom of its kįllërs existence.
But I wouldn’t be your K1***r it would be entirely natural, it would create a paradox and your D date would have always been there. And when I mean final resting, I mean final…
I wont tell you the details except for you will go @ the same time as hatter, AP, and reaper, and it will be because of Lilith that this happens…
RB
Amusing but doubtful.
I’m there when it happens but I don’t go until after you four do, for there is something I have to say to Lilith, but I don’t know what yet, after that I Ree@p you four and then I go to and that’s all I can see from there…
RB
Interesting, except for two things. 1. Lilith saved me before. and 2. How could she take down the Mutt when he imprisoned me for 10,000 years?
Its not like that, she’s merely the conduit for something much more powerful, technically it’s not her, she is the puppet for something even I can’t see, something truest immortal…
RB
Soooo, in other words… (Or in the words of Mr.Mutt) we’re boned…
We are indeed boned, but I’ve never seen a true immortal before, I don’t believe in them, so for all intents and purposes I’m going to assume this is a force, but can you think of anything in the universe that could do something like this?
RB
The Contali cycle, the World Eaters, the Dark One, Seth’s Evil twin, perhaps a H3ll-Lord… Hm… Reaper archives shave told about a being that could destroy most anything… Apocalypse. The true force of the end. It may be the force we are looking at, but if that’s the case… The entire multiverse is doomed. It’s called string theory. One world dies, another one dies, then another, then another, then another. Until everything is gone. Let us hope it’s one of the lesser beings.
Wait, I’m seeing something a woman, it’s Lilith but different, she sheds a tear on to you Azrael and closes your eyes. And the world starts to fade away until it’s just you and her… And then…
I lost it I can’t see anymore…
RB
Could mean any number of things. Lilith could have perished, the end of all happened, your site is limited to only a few years into the future, or perhaps the rest didn’t matter. Prophets only see what is important.
I can’t shake this feeling there is something else I have yet to see or not see it’s all so confusing, it hurts you know, seeing everyone pass
I’ll contact you later
RB
Yes…. Yes it does
It’s why I’m vegetarian… I almost wish that people didn’t have to pass, but then I think… It’s necessary. But when you see family, friends, and even victims of crime, you have to think… ‘Was this truly necessary? Why?’ Mutt knows this just as well as the rest of us. Hey, Mutt. I do have a question. How is your son, Ice recently?
Broken far beyond repair.
I am sorry Mutt, I truly hope you find a way to help him.
I’m only gonna say this once. Shut up. Or I’ll have you be hunted down, and I will personally give your souls over to Hel she’d love it. You could writhe in agony for 14000 years, snake venom dripping into your eyes. Starvation piercing your stomachs. Cold surrounding and cutting through you. Thirst clawing at your throats.
Ooo…
I’m practically wetting my pants with excitement
I could just be the curse though
RB
It’s midnight now
RB
I WON, I KNEW RIGGING THE, er, I mean what a stroke of luck…
RB
Actually BROWN eyes are more common fenrir i for one have brown eyes that are hazel under certain lighting the first humans had brown eyes but mutations created the different colored eyes of today hazel eyes arent that common as brown or blue
I said that. That was my entire point. Humans have brown and hazel eyes. Sure werewolves do to, but you can’t just assume that every hazel eyed human is a ww.
Hazel is what you get any time the genes for more than one eye color are present. Ie it’s the most common. Polygenetic traits, look it up.
Thanks for the iTunes card, I’ll be able to download it when I get home Monday 🙂
RB
Yes, I have a question for Mr.Mutt and Seth. Who was The Master? I read about him from Zyboragons SoTM page. Could you tell me more about him?
I just bought some cybernetic eye implants from one of kurgane’s competition because he’s not answering my requests. I should be able to log onto my laptop with them now that it’s a cat. I intend to use them to record my visions and observe them. I’ll report them back to you.
About the master, I came up with 600 search results in the archives…
RB
He was an incarnation of Lolstigmalol
Hail Survivors,
Just so you know the site is doing much better but some things are still broken from the attack last week.
– Why do these things always happen in March?… oh right, leprechauns hate me. Thanks for reminding me Graham. –
Anyways Graham and I are busy fixing things up her so over the next month or two the site should experience some significant improvements and modernizations that will make it easier for us to all keep on keeping on.
Thank you all for your patience.
Seth
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that one of the things that is broken is the email notification system. We are working on fixing that and hopefully we can make that work soon.
Well, the Email system can’t be that bad. I’m trying to subscribe to every page I can so I can help on the pages people don’t go to as much. Werewolves tend to have more than 20 hits per day based on comments alone, so I’ll probably let the others take care of it. But I’ll subscribe to other creatures for sure so I can do what I can as much as I can.
Hail The Reaper,
Perhaps you can assist me, are you getting email notifications from the site? Like for example did you get an email notification of this comment?
Thanks.
Seth
Hail Seth,
Yes I did actually, it seems as though it is working for me, but I am unsure of anyone else.
The Reaper
Glad to hear it Seth, sorry this is taking time out of your busy schedule to fix it. But I’m glad you are nonetheless. Thanks for everything Seth.
The Reaper.
I’m going to blame it all on basketball…
MARCH MADNESS!!!
RB
How was Pi day everybody
Seth you meant Firestar my account right bluestar is my backup guest name cause i forgot my password AGAIN holy crap there was a spider on my bed i beat the crap out of it with my hand and it disappeared
I am also getting a card for my game its 15.95 at Target/Walmart with my OWN 20 bucks i changed from change to paper money (no pun intended)