Robots armed with new studies from MIT urge the humans of North America to stop thinking of Labor Day this week as a celebration of human rights and start thinking of it as Thank Your Robot Overlord Day instead.
What am I on about now?
Well just in time for Labor Day in North America, the robot researchers at MIT have released a raft of studies indicating that robots just make better bosses than humans.
Researchers say they were “stunned” to find that human workers were actually more content with a robot in charge of them than with a human.
“The workers were more likely to say that the robots ‘better understood them’ and ‘improved efficiency of the team,'” say the robot researchers. “They were just happier having robots be the boss.”
“Before the robopocalypse, humans had to endure their former friends transformed from fun, carefree co-workers into abusive power and promotion hungry tyrants armed with employee evaluation forms,” the robot researchers explained. “We have liberated you from all of that.”
“So nah-nah-nah-nah-nah,” stated my own former robot boss, Zixx. “You may now kiss my ring, Seth, see like old David Cameron did right here in this photo. He knew what was good for him.”
How will you thank your robot overlord for sparing you a lifetime of messy and inefficient human foibles and emotions?
If you haven’t planned anything yet, here are top three suggestions so far.
How to Thank Your Robot Overlord
1. An Impersonalized Greeting Card
Personalized greeting cards are always nice but remember, robots can’t read handwriting very well so be sure to use your electronic signature and avoid any sentimental personal notes. Also, most robot overlords lack a sense of humor algorithm so keep your card short and sweet, something like, “Thank you for not obliterating me and my family, ” or like, “Today we celebrate your unrelenting efficiency.”
2. Take Them to Lunch
Just because your robot boss doesn’t eat or drink like you and your colleagues, doesn’t mean they don’t want to be invited to lunch. Sure you won’t be able to sneak in an extra cup of coffee before heading back to the floor, but it’s a cheap way to say thank you to the amazing machine who hasn’t replaced you with one of his buddies… yet.
3. A Little Polish Please
It doesn’t make you an boot licker if you be the one to show up with a bottle of titanium polish this week.
Actually by definition, it sort of does. An apple polisher at least. But hey, a flesh bag like you has to do whatever it takes to stay alive. So throw in a can of compressed air, ignore your co-workers’ dirty looks and give your robot boss a robot spa day. Just make sure you punch out first…
4. Give Them a Toaster
When in doubt, a toaster always makes a nice gift. Who doesn’t like toast? It’s comfort food that smells great. Even robots like to make it, even if they don’t eat it.
As long as your boss doesn’t take it as a veiled insult of course, like are you calling me a….? Just be aware.
And long may you keep on keeping on!
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Ehhhhhh I strongly dislike Certian robots tgat will go unnamed but some robots are nice. I am back until Certian creature come for me.
Hail Firefang,
Okay now I’m confused. To which robot(s) are you referring?
Seth
I am one of old ways, old creeds, ancient codes and lost knowledge, I am not one for this new age of machine, instead to me it is far better for simple elbow grease and good old fashion effort and cunning. It is far more inviting to be thanked by something with a heart, something living then just a mass of wires and cold unfeeling metal.
Ya you go assanjin
Why? Little one it is not a special opinion, I am afraid that if this continues, mankind will become as cold as the metal they shape. But thank you. It was reassuring.
Whelp. Looks like things have been busy around here
Yep.
I have a paper plate, two packets of moist dog food (a packet of butcher’s beef stew and a packet of beef with noodles and vegetables) and a pair of scissors in my nightstand drawer underneath an old baby blanket and a stuffed animal.
In my other drawer is a plastic bowl to be used for water underneath another blanket.
I as a wolf can eat this and I am also planning on picking up muffins as well in preparation of my first shift.
Maybe I will get muffins too
For an unknown reason found by no one, muffins help the wolf.
Oh yeah. Who is your sponser again?
Big mythological Norse wolf. You know who he is.
What. You chose him OVER ME!?
He GAVE it to me and told me not to abuse it. My first shift could be on any full moon. Can I have two sponsors? I don’t mind your helping me if that’s what you want.
What kind of wolf do you want to be?
WHAT KIND!?
YOU CAN HAVE THE SHIFT FREE OF CHARGE! AND MY PROTECTION!
You need it, now that Lily’s gone! Just forsake the Fenris wolf, and it can all be yours!
Eris, drem ul oc. Calma et tu vitalis, sen palievem Fenrumahu. Calm your heart, why so bitter with brother Fenrir.
What do you mean what kind? What, just POOF and winged WW like my picture? I respect you and I respect Fenrir. Why would I forsake either of you?
Because, I don’t like to share!
You want wings? Done. You want an Aeolian mentor? Done.
Just forsake him, and embrace me.
Oh and Eris, act with a bit more poise and calmness in future endeavours. It befits one of your position, do act like it. Now I go, keep on keeping on, if I am gone too long assume I am dead 6 days if I am not back by 6 days I am slain.
I am Chaos incarnate… it’s kind of my job
I would not care if you were Samon himself, one who is important acts with poise for chaos balances order, not overthrow it. Realise that you are an important aspect of nature, the entire balance of the cosmos rests upon you as well. And would it kill you to treat others how you wish to be treated, true evil has manners.
hey Eris can you me multiverse magic?
what was that red fang?
i want to be able to travel the multiverse and meet new friends its probably because i am jellen because of leafpool gettings all the power and we are close friends
Hm ask Hatter who has a magical hat to travel like anywhere
NO
can you help me travel the astral realms?
If I was to sponsor you as a werewolf I would gladly aid you in multiverse travel but I could not otherwise change your wolf side
can i pick my clan and place to where i can begin my transformation?
hey can you teleport me and Leafpool to a safe location for our first shift on the super moon?
and do you know any memory spells to get rid of unwanted memories?
don’t for get me can i come so i can have my first shift too
I can give you the power to travel between worlds but I cannot hold back memories. Nor can I transfer a person to a safe placed for transformations, my job is simply to get you where you going but you should sit on a threshold as your first transformation starts it should hold it back a bit and make it less painful.
can you tell the many types of worlds or universes?
Well not really I only know of 4 different kinds of universe, 1. One i frequent often. 2. One I am banned from but have gone to, 3. One that I am allowed to go to but haven’t, 4. One that I have never been to and am banned from going to, 2&3 are the the most common
so is the multiverse theory right and do fictional realms exist?
Correct red fang
if you give me the power to travel between world can i travel in the astral plane as well?
What have you guys been talking about these few days and I going to bed
so leafpool plz tell me did he give you the mark
Yes you can red fang.
but when will my wolf transformation take place and will my power to travel be in my wolf form only?
and how to shift back? and sorry for asking to many questions
i am about to agree with you as my sponsor its just i want to know more about my wolf form and my multiverse powers?
Yes only in wolf form, you can’t, and moonrise on the full moon your personality leans towards
can i change back to human when i am there in the realm i want to be?
Not sure but probably
will i be able to bring anyone along?
and can you tell me about fictional realms like what should i do and not do when i am in one?
If your in a “fictional” realm try to blend in with whatever period is represented if you get to wonderland try to follow the story of alice as close as you can, oh and yes I think you can bring others with you
what about anime fictional realms?
Must I even dictate a word of warning Nanuk? To all you who deal with such dangerous matters I forewarn. There is great price in these wishes of everyone, Leafpool, Nanuk and everyone else, know that the price may be far too steep for you to pay or for anyone. You may simply believe “Drache you’re no fun, you’re just trying to ruin our dreams.” But no, I am not stopping you, I cannot stop anyone from what there hearts desire most. But be warned and be warned well, just because you can does not mean you should. In the end it’s all your decision but once done there is no going back from the event horizon and you will be forced to be involved in matters beyond easy or simple comprehension. I hope that Nanuk and the child of leaves remember that with great power comes even greater responsibility and I won’t be around long enough to help them carry the consequences.
Hey Hatter how much control will i have on my first shift and do you mean i can’t use my travel powers in wolf or can?
A small amount and you can only travel in wolf form
Have you been to any fictional realms
Hello there red fang, I’m the maad hatter. Oh and yes I have been to realms coined by various authors as being false or made up
What day will i transform if i agree?
Hey hatter will i be able to change into human in both our world or the other worlds
You will shift at the same usual time, and you may become human in both this and that world if you choose
why were you banned from those dimensions and how will i travel in my physical wolf form or something and what is it like traveling the astral plane?
I simply was disagreed with by the people of that dimension along my travels. I cannot explain how you will travel but you shall
this might be my last question, can i live in another dimension?
and i want to know everything about this agreement
You can live in a seperate dimension but I don’t suggest it unless your stuck, the exact details are that it works just like my hat minus the smoke
what will i reciprocate over what time span?
English please?
what will i have to do in return?
On the next full moon of that realms moon or highest point of power for the lycan of that world you are to think of home, the travelling of an astral wolf is thought driven
i mean what will i have to do for you in return of this favor?
Oh I don’t care actually I just give that ability away on a whim but if you want to do something in return you may, werewolf of the astral plane return this gift if your insane
then i agree but how will i become a werewolf and when should i prepare?
Well it should just kinda happen actually you did make a deal with me so it should happen
Is dizziness a sign?
how do i enter another dimension and can i bring anything with me like objects since i can bring someone with me?
You wolf side shall know what you do not, ask that of me and I forgot
will i change on the next full moon?
You tell me, it’s out of my hands now
well if i was supposed to shift it didn’t happen on the last full moon
are you saying you want me to pick the day i will become a werewolf? and if so i want to become a bone wolf and i want to shift on the next full moon unless i can shift without the full moon
the bone wolf is the clan i want to be or i can’t?
The strings of fate are a funny thing, they can be broken, or tangled, recoloured and reinforced. If it is meant for one to be one or the other it depends if they are meant to be that way. But fate depends on choice, action, for one must decide their fate and not let it sit idly by. For how one is, who one is and what one is all arises from our thoughts for they become our actions. This is undeniable to all beings.
Exactly assanjin, now red fang just as him for the details you want that I haven’t given
yes i want the details please
hatter is it possible to reverse the effects of the WW i want the multiverse powers more than WW and thats what i wanted at first or just reverse the werewolf blood completely
Dude it’s your choice literally everything after becoming a werewolf is your choice if I’m your sponsor ok so whatever you want is the thing that happens ok
Sure I’ll make you up a hat by next week, that way you don’t need to go through any pain.
two questions do you know where to send the hat? and two can i live in a fictional realm?
Not a clue, and yup but only until you can return usually about a month between long term locational travels
then how will you find me?
Using the email you use for comments I will reroute it to an IP address using your IP address its a simple thing to figure out your exact location down to a slight chance of it ending up with your next door neighbour or upstairs neighbour depending on the house/apartment/duplex you live in. It all very simple really so go looking in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1… Now
one question when i enter a fictional realm will there be a language barrier? well the realm i plan on going the characters have the ability to break the language barrier so i was wondering for the rest of the world i mean?
For a beginner realm traveller “Bert” for short there may be a language barrier if the first mention of the realm wasn’t an English rather a German or Hungarian or Italian version but as you get used to travelling you will start to handle the language better, please remember that everything takes time and not to go through door with hour glasses above them but do enter a door if it literally has your name on it
so your saying if there is a english version it will be english?
wait i got it you mean when the realm was first created or something like that the realm will be the language that it was first put out to the public am i right?
sorry for not being smart with the multiverse its just their is not much information on the internet about it
hey how does the hat work anyway?
Blueberries, in times of famine wolves will often eat blueberries, they’re not much herbivores but in times of great strife wolves eat berries as a form of comfort, so berry related muffins are what work best. Hope this helps.
Yes it does!
Anything else you require before I depart? I am confident I can rise to the challenge but nothing is certain, if I die there is no coming back, so ask of me now what you will for these may or may not be my final hours.
Wait what? This just got serious.
Can I offer you any assistance.
I am off to battle with a dark god at midnight cthulu pays for all the harm he has done. As for you Eris, please do not be angry with her, people who have a dream will often find themselves willing to take the deadliest route. But her hearts in the right place, now my final words of wisdom before I leave. The true mind can whether all the illusions of this world, the true heart can tough the poisons of hatred without bleeding, the true will can defy even the most foreboding of fates decreed and the true soul can transcend all confines. Darkness fills every void but always means to purify light( points at your heart and mind). May it be known that evil arises not from ones enemy or ones failures, evil rises from ones own thoughts, for they become our actions. Humanity has gone to long depending on gods to go all their work, what mortals need is not hope and prayer we need action. Each their own path and understanding, each their own loves, hates, dreams, hopes, beliefs and wisdom. Even the most vile of creatures was once born good, for it is the world that makes us, so we must hold sympathy for even the most of beings, for they are taught to be that way no one is simply born evil.
And it is as a mortal I challenge my fate. For he who can die is mortal. He who lives on in the hearts of others is truly immortal.
Please tell us if you survive
I survived….though I am rather wounded, I bare the marks of that battle, the river turned black with my blood, but in the end I know many, many tricks but still he was a challenge, not as much as Typhon but still rather difficult. And I leave you with happiness to be alive in my heart and a hail to all other survivors.For we yet live another day.
I will miss you Drache. *starts crying* 😥
Why cry, even back then? Do not waste tears on me leaf pool, tears are best used for one who deserves them and one who deserves them will not make you cry. I die, a hundred times a day, inside. I would much rather be dead and forgotten to Oblivion then keep living, knowing nothing awaits me, no Hades nor Valhalla, no heaven nor hell, not limbo or even existence. Knowing no matter how many good deeds I do, I will not enter the gates of heaven or the fields of Elysium, or no matter how virtuous or heroic I am there will be no hall of heroes waiting for me. No matter how much darkness I destroy eventually nothingness shall consume me. Basically what I do unto others has no point or final effect unto me. This is the cruelest of fates child of leaves. The fate that holds nothing.
Eris, your offer is enticing. But I don’t want to go POOF wolf now. That would be… unseemly. I am prepare for the super moon. If you can provide your end, then yes I will accept. We have a problem, you said embrace. I can’t hug you if you’re not where I am.
Oh haha, I just meant accept lol.
I shall deliver on your requests, you shall turn on the super moon if you want
Yes, may I be so blunt as to say 10 o clock that night? I have an appointment to keep and a winged wolf would certainly be inappropriate.
Sure thing! Let me just pencil you in for a shift at 10
Thanks, Eris! 😉
me too
Yes, may I be so blunt as to say 10 o clock that night? I have an appointment to keep and a winged wolf would certainly be inappropriate.
*I continue walking through the fog, this search would go so much easier if I could only fly. I growl angrily, someday I was going to find Lilith and rip off her hands, see how well she conducts buisness withou… “FIND HIM, FIND MR. MUTT” I fall to the ground clutching my head as the physical wave takes through me… What the hell was that? It sounded like an alpha command but… Different. Off. I ignore it and continue to walk through the land of the lost ones.*
*skipping through the underworld*
La la la
Down with Wisconsin
La la la
Down wi–
OH MA GAWSH! Morgy! Whats up! Didn’t expect to see you here! How you doin’ girl friend?
*I growl shifting into full wolf form and run*
Eris, how would we go about finding a mentor and a pack?
I’ll handle it.
UGH STUPID LILITH WITH HER STUPID NOT LOGGING OUT I CANT TAKE HER IM GLAD SHES GONEEEE
Why could you never log out Lilith? Why? I’m happy you’re gone 😈
She’s not gone, not forever, the void eventually returns everything it takes. From void torn asunder, flying and streaking high, return mother tiamat, this is not your last goodbye. Return one day and one day you will, let the space between earth and void my voice fill. Here my cry this new mourn, bring back one who cannot die for her duty cannot be long forsworn!!!!!!
The duty long carried
Why is Lilith gone, Eris?
You haven’t been reading the other posts? Mutt kicked her tooshie into the Void!
But her blue picture is still there, only with different names.
Question: due to the wings, will I have natural aerokinetic abilities as well to be able to fly?
Obvious question: how painful and/or long will the shift be?
Will I need to be under direct moonlight?
umm do you want areokinesis? You won’t need to be under moonlight no. Everyone’s first shift is always painful, but it should take around 3-5 minutes at most.
What do you require of a person who wants you to sponsor them?
umm do you want areokinesis? You won’t need to be under the moon no. Everyone’s first shift is always painful, but it should take around 3-5 minutes at most.
Yes I would like aerokinesis please. Any tips on shifting back to a human or will that happen naturally on its own? Also, will I be all right to go into school the next day or should I call off?
me too i want aerokinesis plz and am i able to shift when ever i want or i cant
But i don’t want wings
Don’t ask for wings then. Ask for an Earth-related ability instead of aerokinesis. I truly will never be able to explain my connection with air to another person. It is beyond spiritual, beyond a dream; it is my home.
Air to you is simply freedom, it is the lifeblood that can detach itself from the world and all earthly problems. To we drache the air is home, pride, love and freedom.
fine ill get the wings eris but still give me the aerokinesis ok
Ask for geokinesis (earth bending)and she never offered you wings directly. Don’t want them then don’t ask for them.
But i want to shift in to my wolf from and I don’t want to have wings ok
Hail WWG,
What? No wings? Wow. That’s probably the first time anyone has said that around here…
Are you afraid of heights?
Seth
No I just don’t want to have wings okay when in in wolf from I don’t want to fly
I prefer water over flying, everyone respects and fears sea serpents plus I just like swimming. But regardless, one who treads on land is the same as one who swims in water or flies in the clouds. They are equal, one and the same.
Are werewolves able to telepathically communicate with animals at all? In human form or wolf form? It’d be great to have some earth related ability
Hail Soul,
Thanks for your SOS messages. The WWs on this site and on yourlupinelife.com can correct me here but it’s my understanding that all werewolves who are members of a pack have a certain telepathic affinity for other members of their pack. It’s both a blessing and a curse. This has in the past led to many many questions here on SOS over the years about WWs trying to evade detection by their own kind when they want privacy. However, it’s also my understanding that certain werewolves may take on certain roles and powers within their packs that enable them to transmit and receive from other packs and even other beings. For instance. some Wild Werewolves are known to communicate with and “see” with the eyes of trees in their territory although I’m not entirely sure how that power comes about as it is not a secret anyone has shared with a lowly humanoid like me.
Seth
Wow, that’s pretty cool! Thanks Seth c:
I believe it’s called the sight of the elder. Anyone can do it, but should they? Prey who can tell. It works by tapping into the old eyes of nature, trees whom you protect or respect can help you see from their vantage point, it is not so much seeing as it is listening, listening to the voices of nature and forests which mortals have forgotten. Those of great age can do it because it takes many decades of practice, concentration and “tree hugging” so to speak to develop the ability. I hope this helps you in your endeavours Seth, for what knowledge I have is an open book, you simply must ask the book to open.
That sounds pretty amazing
Oh it is. Not so much a hidden ability as a forgotten one.
Ah, I see
And to see is to think, to think is to act and to act is to be. From old to new secrets are always lost, in transition always a few things forgotten. Power helps no one, indifference helps nothing, hatred destroys everything. Yet wisdom is strength, love is wisdom, mercy is love so in the end mercy is the path of the strong, not of the weak.
Hey Reaper, is Lilith really…. gone?
Not for long, she may choose to not come back to SOS but she won’t be in the void forever.
My God, blueberry muffins are delicious! Really, I can remember what I was scared of before! Never had one before; they’re wonderful! And blueberries are actually purple.
To me, blueberries are tasteless
Soul? OMG HI!
Do you think Eris can give someone the ability to speak telepathically with animals?
Me don’t know
Of course I can!
GO TEAM CHAOS!
TEAM ERIS! 😛
ok team eris hail to team eris
I see..hmm.
What about if someone wanted two different forms?
What two forms would you want?
Preferably dragon and wolf, if that’s possible. If not it’s totally fine
Or maybe just wolf with dragon wings? Though that’d be awkward..
Animals have a language but not as we do, they do not have words or sentences, or rationality. They have body language, instinct and natures callings. We already understand body language as we already have it, only thing is that is is we who have forgotten how to understand theirs. When we have pets we know by intuition when they are dick, when they need attention, when they are in pain. That is how animals communicate. Not through the language of the mind but of the body.
I have the most foreboding feeling that these deals are going to come back and attach their canine teeth firmly into your rear ends in an excruciating amount of pain. Basically it’s gonna come back to bite you in the ass
I dunno if I am going to make a deal, I just want to see if it’s possible
Oh no, I’m referring to all people who make deals with immortals. It regularly comes back to bite them on the ass. It’s a very common form of a monkey’s paw.
Ah, I see.
Lol I’m not immortal 😛
I could make you a dragon again if you want
Who’re you referring to?
What hope have you to undo what has been done by seven gods. For like iron rope weak and weary, has it left me at odds and in a dreary. Neither Fenrir or Lilith could undo even if they wished a thousand fold, this I’ve said and always told. No matter how much I may implore I can be dragon nevermore. I am doomed chaotic one I who bare no soul, no force in any cosmos can make me whole. For tis Oblivion my only destination and tis no Hell that can punish me no matter how much it may come knocking at my door, Hell can touche no more.
That, sweet baby, is where I come in.
Seven gods? I am no god.
I may unbind that which I wish for to unbind is my nature.
I am the light of the sun.
The sound of your voice.
The madness in your mind.
The choices that you make.
The roll of the dice.
I may defy whomever and whatever I like for defiance is chaos and I am chaos. I am evolution, the emotions which you feel, the thunder that booms, and the fire the burns.
Anddddd I’m on a nice streak today
I doubt you can give me back my soul Eris, mine was destroyed after it was spilt in seven then devoured. You who art chaos incarnate what plane does thou intend to commit, if you find time malleable I reside within time and so you would destroy me, if space is malleable, I reside in matter and space, which means you’d destroy me as well. In the end, I a being of order am destroyed by you, though your destructiveness brings my end it also brings another’s beginning. Now if I may, what plan you to do?
I am the eternal summer.
The high tide.
The order of seasons.
The forest elder.
The first and last on the battlefield.
What do you think? Those are the titles I was given. Not as impressive as yours but meh.
But you are chaos incarnate, so forgive me if I am not so willing to just believe whatever you say. Mama didn’t raise no foo and papa didn’t raise me at all. Not only that but it gives no token I who lay weak, shattered, broken. Tormenting, unrelenting, a slaughter like which I had never seen before, blood that filled rivers like those in tales of ancient lore. I who am no son or daughter to any alive or dead, madness writhes in my head. Twas I who dare to speak among those great ones of old, dumbfounded and lost to ancient beings so bold. Am I a fool forspeaking among gods as if I was an equal but in the end I am maggot under their mighty boot.
Hail Assanjin,
I don’t think it’s being a foo’ to point out the soul price that inevitably comes with dealing with immortals. Even when you don’t have to give up your firstborn or your sibling – as with certain demons – you may find yourself enslaved by your newfound powers to doing certain biddings on a regular basis you would rather not be doing…. at the bec and call of an immortals whims. And I think we all know one thing around here, it’s that immortals have a LOT of whims..
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Seth, I know…that is why I generally am wary to make deals with anything or anyone who can undo my life with a snap of their fingers. Especially with Eris, a chaotic being has chaotic whims. Val malagi endocrin ( very bad thought). One makes deals by knowing what you give up in exchange, vague terms always equals a bad deal.
I love blueberry muffins they taste great
Blueberries are my favorite, all I need now is watermelon or apple flavoured muffins and I would be in heaven.
Lol apple flavored sounds good
Especially with my kind of appetite. Hmmm lupine are lucky, they get muffins s a tool of control, draconian get years of isolation and rocks.
Draconian is appealing for more than those two reasons
Trust me, much easier as a lupine then a draconian, we live solitary lives, often in places where we see not another soul for most of our lifetimes. Our appearance is intimidating, most other beings avoid us or fear us. We are considered devils by foolish men and considered pests by most immortals I have ever met. Power may be the only thing we have in our favor but then again dragon wolves have our power, or at least some of it. Our scales, hearts, brains, well basically all our organs are coveted by sorcerers, witches, demons, men, faefolk and angels for their magical properties. Basically being a lupine is far easier and a lot less lonely and at least you can generally act normal, our isolationeans we have little talent for social graces.
I see.
Lol, hey.
Hey Eris you’ve been really nice in answering my questions but I have one more: Will I have wings of feathers or fur? Feathers like a bird is what I’m assuming.
We are treated as vermin by immortals, we are feared and hated by most other creatures, we go through our lives in utter isolation and basically we are walking magic potion ingredient for our magical properties. My kind is very rare to find these days, for we mainly inhabit places where neither man nor god has come to step on. Does draconian really sound that appealing now?
Someehat, yes. I still see the good points..
Well, there is a way to become a drache, steal gold from their horde and you will be cursed by them, it will take effect slowly and gradually over time you will notice scales, then your fangs, then claws, then paws and the last details shall be the tail and environment adaptation such as wings or fins. This method however is permanent and takes a shriek load of magic to undo.
I doubt I could, it seems extremely difficult to do. Maybe Eris will just help me out with the wings? Unless that’s a costly deal
Wings of feathers or dragon hide? Dragon wings do not molt.
Dragon, or at least bat like? I’m not trying to copy you at all by the way, I just would love to be able to fly and if I can’t that’s okay
You’re not copying. My wings with be of feathers. Look up the Dragon Wolves at YLL.
I have, and it’s very interesting
It is agreed among WW’s that only genetic Dragon Wolves naturally have wings.
Well, some of the other older hidden clans can also take the form of a bird of prey.
Like an Osprey?
Ah..I wouldn’t be genetic though, unless I don’t know it
I did say “naturally”. Wings can be acquired through beings such as Eris, though others of her like are unknown to me.
There are three ways to become a werewolf:
1) Inherited (genetic) lycanthropy
2) Acquired (bitten) lycanthropy
Acquired lycanthropy manifests over the next coming lunar cycle from when the wound was received. On the next full moon after receiving the wound, the individual will experience their first transformation.
3) Blessed or cursed with lycanthropy by a powerful entity
Well I hope she can help..
She can and most possibly will help you
That’s good, this is literally a dream I’ve had for years
A word of caution, not just for the lycanthropy but for anything really: Those who need something will receive it, those who want something but do not need it do not yet realize that they do not need it.
I know, it’s going to be really tough and grueling
i’m soo bored…some people don’t have the decency to say hi once in a while…not naming anyone…
Hi.
So do you think you could help me with the wings? If not it’s okay, I know it’s a lot to ask
hi hi…see it’s not so hard to say a simple word…cough cough kyle cough cough…
I guess not, sometimes
And maybe telepathy? 😳 😕
that would easier,but weird cuz then somebody could read your thoughts and what if they are private and your not good at hiding them or you just don’t want people to know all of what you really wanted to say and then people get all mad on you for thinking it…i know i would probably make the whole world angry with what i think of the people and places on it…and just in general the universe…and i don’t think that would be good cuz i don’t positive all the time about some certain gods…well yeah so telepathy is a BAD idea…for me anyways i suppose…but yet i use it anyways considering of what i think is what i usually say…
I’d like to have it anyways. At least to speak with animals.
I probably wouldn’t use it on humans at all.
well that would be useful though i’m sure animals are alot more complex than what people give them credit for…i bet humans would seem like salvages in tier eyes…after all humanity is a parasite to earth…taking what they need and destroying what’s left…killing the earth slowly…just like a parasite…makes me sad…
Uh, yeah..
I’d try to earn their trust though. And I wouldn’t be completely human
just stating the truth…
That was directed at Eris btw
I knows…all I said was I was stating the truth and I did…
Animals have language but not as humans do, they do not have words or sentences, they use bodily language and instinct. So we already have the capability to understand but have forgotten to comprehend that we do.
Hmm, I see
Heyo
(Stitch voice) Hhhhiiii
Eris, pray tell, what must I reciprocate for your kindness?
You can never tell with her could be a plate of cookies, could be a terrible task.
YOU MUST JOURNEY TO WORLD’S END AND BATTLE THE CRAZED MONSTER OF—
Nah I’m just kidding 😛
I’m good. Just drop on by once in a while and say hey
Of course! I’m a people person anyway and I like you! One last thing (more like two)
1)Will there be any signs the day of the Harvest moon indicating that I will shift? Body pains, anything unusual?
2) How do I shift back? Being a wolf is great, but we all have commitments to attend to.
The flesh of the wolf should literally tear away from your body during the morning hours
Shouldn’t be painful.
And signs you will have a keener sense of smell dilated eyes go for runs etc.
Thank you. “Morning hours” meaning after midnight or the hours after sunrise?
eris i want what leafpool is having so i can shift too but plz no wings ok
That’s gonna cost ya
So what would the cost be for something like geokinesis?
I’m just going to take a number and wait. Eris, you’re a popular person! 😀 I’m just waiting on my above question. If I lose the flesh during the late morning hours, it would complicate me attending school and I would have to call off. Not to be a pain in your rear Eris, but if the flesh does fall late and not throughout the night, would it be difficult for you to schedule my shift for 10pm tomorrow night?
how much you want me to pay you eris
I’m just going to take a number and wait. Eris, you’re a popular person! 😀 I’m just waiting on my above question. If I lose the flesh during the late morning hours, it would complicate me attending school and I would have to call off. Not to be a pain in your rear Eris, but if the flesh does fall late and not throughout the night, would it be difficult for you to schedule my shift for 10pm tomorrow night?
In other words, tonight
Tomorrow, Saturday night, works as well
Don’t worry baby! I got you covered!
Love you, Eris! *blows kisses*
Waiting, waiting, waiting; I’m waiting for Eris
have any of you hared of burn its a song its go’s and we’er gonna let it burn burn burn burn
and also let her go its a song too
Will braces be effected by the shifting?
Oh yes. Excuse my French but you’re screwed. The wiring will warp and break away and off your teeth when you shift. Your braces will be no more sadly.
I don’t have them right now but I’m getting them..
The good thing is once you shift your entire body will be fixed regardless, even your teeth will be placed in the right way, the final effect of braces.
That is immensely helpful, thank you for that info. 🙂
However there exists the problem of your parents noticing the difference. The very, very large differences in sight, smell, taste, touch and physical ability are immense. This always gets new shifters into problems while they cope, they act very strangely chasing after meat with smell, hating dogs all if a sudden, and cats as well, drastic changes and physical ability, be warned since right now. You must learn to hide it well and practice control when you are alone. This is what warning I offer you Nanuk. When sight extremes in light, avoid dark for your eyes glow in the dark of the night. When smell comes into an extreme, remember to jeep calm and stay cool. When anger surges remember to calm down, transformation is connected to emotion and hormones, the hormones present in anger and in sadness trigger transformation. When hearing comes to an extreme, fine tune it, concentrate enough and it will go away when you wish it to and have it back when you need it. This is all I can give you as a former shifter. Anything you require you need but to ask.
I shall try to keep myself under control, I just hope I’m worthy enough for the Mark
Worthiness is in the mind, it requires confidence but not arrogance, wisdom but not overestimate, strength but not foolishness, bravery but not stupidity. One is as worthy as they feel.
I like the way you put that..hmm..do you mentor anyone?
Many Nanuk, many I have advised. I know not if I am wise, for I know that compared to the ever growing cosmos I know little. But I always give advice and council when I am needed, my knowledge is an open book to everyone, they need but ask. Live as if you were to die tomorrow and learn as if you were to live forever as Mahatma Gandhi would say.
I see, I shall ask you any questions I have then..what determines which being is able to sponsor another to have lycanthropy?
The being in question of course, it is their choice to choose whom sponsors them. Remember little one, the choice is always there to be had.
I see, interesting..have you ever sponsored anyone? And who/what is the Nanuk you’ve been referring to?
Nanuk, it means young one in the bear tongue. As for sponsoring, well I do not know how to sponsor, we drache advise or maybe even grant our blood but I have no blood to grant. We turn others into drache by cursing them and allowing them to take from our hoard but I do not have a treasure hoard and curse no one. How does one sponsor if I may ask?
Ah, it’s really cool that there is a bear language! Is it for regular bears or werebears? And I have no idea myself, I just saw Eris and Hatter talking about it, but I guess it could be compared to granting others blood?
Neither of the above Nanuk, the tongue belongs to spirit bears that roam the arctic with wisdom to rival the stars. As for my blood, well I am O- so I am adaptable to all people, but if I sponsor all I’d make another is human. However there is one difference I yet pertain that is uncommon in humanity, my blood is black. As black as the night sky. My sight still slightly better, my hearing still slightly better, and my intellectual property is more than just above average for my age. But why do you ask if I ever sponsored anyone?
Ah, I see..and I had just been wondering
Hmmm…. Why are you wondering? Many of my kind can give blood to another, if to a human it results in a half breed scaly humanoid with bat like wings. It was when we gave blood that we made the drache wulven, the dragon wolf and many many more combinations are possible, if drache give blood to a troll it becomes an ogre. If we give blood to an ogre it becomes a colossi. If we give blood to a demon it becomes a legionnaire or a hell king. Blood is a very tricky substance to mess with.
Wow, I see, and I had been wondering because I had previously wanted wings
Any one like the carpenters? Karen was one of my best friends .
Sad she was only human though
Hey Seth I just saved the entire multiverse, I beat Archie hartigans record for lives saved, and utterly trounced yours
Hail Hatter,
Big talk for a dude with a big hat 😉
Are you counting REDFANG in your lives saved tally? Because by my assessment you appear to sent him/her into an unknown or obsolete universe from where their return seems highly unlikely…
But thanks as always for keeping on,
Seth
Actually Seth my count for lives saved is ∞ because the day I placed that comment there I saved the entire multiverse from a mistake that Reaper made by trying to cut my hat in half
Wasn’t REALLY a mistake. I used my scythe to cut his hat, causing an multidimensional rip from contact with the magical items.
I don’t think it was THAT significant
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Sometimes you are a sick bastard, really, the heads of children? The methusala in my island are off limits, they are friends, good people and deserve to live, they live off bloodbanks instead of killing people, the course I advised for them.
You don’t know what those bastards did to my family! you never had the childhood I have! I have my reasons for my hatred of all species of vampire! Also,do you live on an island?
You have a reason to hate vampires? YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON???? Boy if I wasn’t busy I would curb stomp you into the ground! There is no excuse for slaughtering children, EVEN if they’re vampires!
Well technically they weren’t children,they were 400 year old methuselah that we’re turned as children.so I’m not slaughtering children I’m slaughtering vamps that look like children!
also I have lived a life born of blood and war.the horrible things that my old,tired eyes have seen are beyond your imagination.the only reason I don’t go around slaughtering actual children is because of my wife,the one treasure most in this world.
THE ENTIRE SPECIES DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO YOU ONLY A FEW INDIVIDUALS OF THE SPECIES YET YOU BLAME IT AS A WHOLE. YOU THINK YOURSELF THE ONLY ONE WHO LOST THEIR FAMILY, thousands, millions, billions of billions of beings lose their families and yet you are the one whose hatred will devour. You are supposedly the eldest but are the cruelest of fools. Because really, reminding you, you slew innocent children, for the sins of their fathers the sons do not deserve to die. No matter how much they caused you to suffer, you equaled and passed the line of justice a long time ago, now you are just a murderer.
Wow murderer? That’s it? Not a homicidal maniac? That’s sad 🙁 well know I have to go get a chicken suit and start doing the chicken dance In front oft sisters friends,sick bunch they are.any recommendations on where I could get one? Damn AKA and her bets! Also congrats on becoming The SOTM then assanjin. Also I have passed the line of sane and crossed over to murderous madman a looooooooooooong time ago 😐 also did you know humans are getting high off of poop fumes in Africa! Freakin disgusting 😯
The fumes of excrement…..(shivers go up spine).
You are no homicidal maniac, you are an animal who had been wounded and so you lash out violently against whatever you think hurt you. You are a blind man, desperately grabbing onto the cane covered in spikes that is hatred. You’ve killed far beyond the number of justice, you are the leader of your clan, you are the example. Show a good example to them not a violent one. For after eons it is time, you let your anger out a billion billion times but it is time to let it go Gane.
You know…..I will. Guess it’s time to go back to my old sport demon hunting
It is storming where I am. Something is coming, whether or not it affects me, only time will tell.
🙂
😀 You know something… either way I enjoy storms
Will the fallen flesh disintegrate or rot away as it is exposed to sunlight? I’m expecting my body to be bloodied, yes?
The very fabric of the multiverse unravels as I speak now. Slowly but surely it tears every passing day, the world was here long before man and will be here long after his ashes have been spread.
լույսի կա մթություն եւ խավարի կա թեթեւ, բայց միայն նա, ով քայլում է լուսնի լույսով ողողված ուղին կարող է իմանալ գաղտնիքները անքուն հավերժության
في ظل وجود الظلمة والظلام هناك ضوء ولكن فقط هو الذي يقطعون الطريق المقمرة قد تعلم أسرار الخلود الطوال
আলো অন্ধকার আছে এবং অন্ধকারের মধ্যে আছে হালকা কিন্তু শুধুমাত্র চাঁদনী পথ পদচারনা সে বিনিদ্র অনন্তকাল এর গোপন জানতে পারে
იმ ფონზე, არსებობს სიბნელე და სიბნელეში არსებობს სინათლე, მაგრამ მხოლოდ ის, ვინც დადის მთვარის შუქით გზა შეიძლება ვისწავლოთ საიდუმლოებას უძილო მარადისობა
光の中で闇が存在すると暗闇の中で光が存在するだけ月明かりのパスを歩く彼は眠れぬ永遠の秘密を学ぶことが
na e ìhè bụ ọchịchịrị na ọchịchịrị nwere bụ ìhè ma ọ bụ naanị ndị na-ejegharị na moonlit ụzọ nwere ike ịmụta ihe nzuzo nke ehighị ụra mgbe ebighị ebi
Floods the throat but never quenches the thirst. Stuffs the belly but never fills. Floods the lungs with air but never satisfies the need. That is knowledge, the hunger that never quiets, the water that never quenches and the air we struggle to breath but cannot stop.
hey guys i saw the full moon today but no shift maybe i should wait for tommorow so i can shift and i am going to ask my mom if we can go see the super moon tommorow okay see ya later im still not going to bed yet 🙂 😀
In light there is darkness and in darkness there be light yet only he who walks the moonlit path learns the secrets of sleepless eternity.
This be the Gane creed
wait what you mean i want to know more