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Thank Your Robot Overlord Today Robot Researchers Say

Robots armed with new studies from MIT urge the humans of North America to stop thinking of Labor Day this week as a celebration of human rights and start thinking of it as Thank Your Robot Overlord Day instead.

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What am I on about now?

Well just in time for Labor Day in North America, the robot researchers at MIT have released a raft of studies indicating that robots just make better bosses than humans.

Researchers say they were “stunned” to find that human workers were actually more content with a robot in charge of them than with a human.

“The workers were more likely to say that the robots ‘better understood them’ and ‘improved efficiency of the team,'” say the robot researchers. “They were just happier having robots be the boss.”

Thank Your Robot Overlord today

Thank Your Robot Overlord today

“Before the robopocalypse, humans had to endure their former friends transformed from fun, carefree co-workers into abusive power and promotion hungry tyrants armed with employee evaluation forms,” the robot researchers explained. “We have liberated you from all of that.”

So nah-nah-nah-nah-nah,” stated my own former robot boss, Zixx. “You may now kiss my ring, Seth, see like old David Cameron did right here in this photo. He knew what was good for him.”

How will you thank your robot overlord for sparing you a lifetime of messy and inefficient human foibles and emotions?

If you haven’t planned anything yet, here are top three suggestions so far.

How to Thank Your Robot Overlord

 1. An Impersonalized Greeting Card

Personalized greeting cards are always nice but remember, robots can’t read handwriting very well so be sure to use your electronic signature and avoid any sentimental personal notes. Also, most robot overlords lack a sense of humor algorithm so keep your card short and sweet, something like, “Thank you for not obliterating me and my family, ” or like, “Today we celebrate your unrelenting efficiency.”

2. Take Them to Lunch

Just because your robot boss doesn’t eat or drink like you and your colleagues, doesn’t mean they don’t want to be invited to lunch. Sure you won’t be able to sneak in an extra cup of coffee before heading back to the floor, but it’s a cheap way to say thank you to the amazing machine who hasn’t replaced you with one of his buddies… yet.

3. A Little Polish Please

It doesn’t make you an boot licker if you be the one to show up with a bottle of titanium polish this week.

Actually by definition, it sort of does. An apple polisher at least. But hey, a flesh bag like you has to do whatever it takes to stay alive. So throw in a can of compressed air, ignore your co-workers’ dirty looks and give your robot boss a robot spa day. Just make sure you punch out first…

4. Give Them a Toaster

When in doubt, a toaster always makes a nice gift. Who doesn’t like toast? It’s comfort food that smells great. Even robots like to make it, even if they don’t eat it.

As long as your boss doesn’t take it as a veiled insult of course, like are you calling me a….? Just be aware.

And long may you keep on keeping on!

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292 comments to Thank Your Robot Overlord Today Robot Researchers Say

  • firefang

    Ehhhhhh I strongly dislike Certian robots tgat will go unnamed but some robots are nice. I am back until Certian creature come for me.

  • Assanjin

    I am one of old ways, old creeds, ancient codes and lost knowledge, I am not one for this new age of machine, instead to me it is far better for simple elbow grease and good old fashion effort and cunning. It is far more inviting to be thanked by something with a heart, something living then just a mass of wires and cold unfeeling metal.

  • Eris

    Whelp. Looks like things have been busy around here

    • Leafpool

      Yep.

      I have a paper plate, two packets of moist dog food (a packet of butcher’s beef stew and a packet of beef with noodles and vegetables) and a pair of scissors in my nightstand drawer underneath an old baby blanket and a stuffed animal.

      In my other drawer is a plastic bowl to be used for water underneath another blanket.

      I as a wolf can eat this and I am also planning on picking up muffins as well in preparation of my first shift.

      • werewolf girl

        Maybe I will get muffins too

        • Leafpool

          For an unknown reason found by no one, muffins help the wolf.

          • Eris

            Oh yeah. Who is your sponser again?

          • Assanjin

            Blueberries, in times of famine wolves will often eat blueberries, they’re not much herbivores but in times of great strife wolves eat berries as a form of comfort, so berry related muffins are what work best. Hope this helps.

              • Assanjin

                Anything else you require before I depart? I am confident I can rise to the challenge but nothing is certain, if I die there is no coming back, so ask of me now what you will for these may or may not be my final hours.

                • Eris

                  Wait what? This just got serious.
                  Can I offer you any assistance.

                  • Assanjin

                    I am off to battle with a dark god at midnight cthulu pays for all the harm he has done. As for you Eris, please do not be angry with her, people who have a dream will often find themselves willing to take the deadliest route. But her hearts in the right place, now my final words of wisdom before I leave. The true mind can whether all the illusions of this world, the true heart can tough the poisons of hatred without bleeding, the true will can defy even the most foreboding of fates decreed and the true soul can transcend all confines. Darkness fills every void but always means to purify light( points at your heart and mind). May it be known that evil arises not from ones enemy or ones failures, evil rises from ones own thoughts, for they become our actions. Humanity has gone to long depending on gods to go all their work, what mortals need is not hope and prayer we need action. Each their own path and understanding, each their own loves, hates, dreams, hopes, beliefs and wisdom. Even the most vile of creatures was once born good, for it is the world that makes us, so we must hold sympathy for even the most of beings, for they are taught to be that way no one is simply born evil.

                    • Assanjin

                      And it is as a mortal I challenge my fate. For he who can die is mortal. He who lives on in the hearts of others is truly immortal.

                    • Leafpool

                      Please tell us if you survive

                    • Assanjin

                      I survived….though I am rather wounded, I bare the marks of that battle, the river turned black with my blood, but in the end I know many, many tricks but still he was a challenge, not as much as Typhon but still rather difficult. And I leave you with happiness to be alive in my heart and a hail to all other survivors.For we yet live another day.

                • Leafpool

                  I will miss you Drache. *starts crying* 😥

                  • Assanjin

                    Why cry, even back then? Do not waste tears on me leaf pool, tears are best used for one who deserves them and one who deserves them will not make you cry. I die, a hundred times a day, inside. I would much rather be dead and forgotten to Oblivion then keep living, knowing nothing awaits me, no Hades nor Valhalla, no heaven nor hell, not limbo or even existence. Knowing no matter how many good deeds I do, I will not enter the gates of heaven or the fields of Elysium, or no matter how virtuous or heroic I am there will be no hall of heroes waiting for me. No matter how much darkness I destroy eventually nothingness shall consume me. Basically what I do unto others has no point or final effect unto me. This is the cruelest of fates child of leaves. The fate that holds nothing.

  • Leafpool

    Eris, your offer is enticing. But I don’t want to go POOF wolf now. That would be… unseemly. I am prepare for the super moon. If you can provide your end, then yes I will accept. We have a problem, you said embrace. I can’t hug you if you’re not where I am.

  • Leafpool

    Yes, may I be so blunt as to say 10 o clock that night? I have an appointment to keep and a winged wolf would certainly be inappropriate.

  • Morgenstern

    *I continue walking through the fog, this search would go so much easier if I could only fly. I growl angrily, someday I was going to find Lilith and rip off her hands, see how well she conducts buisness withou… “FIND HIM, FIND MR. MUTT” I fall to the ground clutching my head as the physical wave takes through me… What the hell was that? It sounded like an alpha command but… Different. Off. I ignore it and continue to walk through the land of the lost ones.*

  • Leafpool

    Eris, how would we go about finding a mentor and a pack?

  • Leafpool

    Why is Lilith gone, Eris?

  • Soul

    Are werewolves able to telepathically communicate with animals at all? In human form or wolf form? It’d be great to have some earth related ability

    • Hail Soul,

      Thanks for your SOS messages. The WWs on this site and on yourlupinelife.com can correct me here but it’s my understanding that all werewolves who are members of a pack have a certain telepathic affinity for other members of their pack. It’s both a blessing and a curse. This has in the past led to many many questions here on SOS over the years about WWs trying to evade detection by their own kind when they want privacy. However, it’s also my understanding that certain werewolves may take on certain roles and powers within their packs that enable them to transmit and receive from other packs and even other beings. For instance. some Wild Werewolves are known to communicate with and “see” with the eyes of trees in their territory although I’m not entirely sure how that power comes about as it is not a secret anyone has shared with a lowly humanoid like me.

      Seth

      • Vyriae

        Wow, that’s pretty cool! Thanks Seth c:

      • Assanjin

        I believe it’s called the sight of the elder. Anyone can do it, but should they? Prey who can tell. It works by tapping into the old eyes of nature, trees whom you protect or respect can help you see from their vantage point, it is not so much seeing as it is listening, listening to the voices of nature and forests which mortals have forgotten. Those of great age can do it because it takes many decades of practice, concentration and “tree hugging” so to speak to develop the ability. I hope this helps you in your endeavours Seth, for what knowledge I have is an open book, you simply must ask the book to open.

  • Leafpool

    Hey Reaper, is Lilith really…. gone?

  • Leafpool

    My God, blueberry muffins are delicious! Really, I can remember what I was scared of before! Never had one before; they’re wonderful! And blueberries are actually purple.

    • Vyriae

      To me, blueberries are tasteless

        • Vyriae

          Do you think Eris can give someone the ability to speak telepathically with animals?

        • Assanjin

          I have the most foreboding feeling that these deals are going to come back and attach their canine teeth firmly into your rear ends in an excruciating amount of pain. Basically it’s gonna come back to bite you in the ass

          • Vyriae

            I dunno if I am going to make a deal, I just want to see if it’s possible

            • Assanjin

              Oh no, I’m referring to all people who make deals with immortals. It regularly comes back to bite them on the ass. It’s a very common form of a monkey’s paw.

              • Eris

                Lol I’m not immortal 😛

                I could make you a dragon again if you want :mrgreen:

                • Vyriae

                  Who’re you referring to?

                • Assanjin

                  What hope have you to undo what has been done by seven gods. For like iron rope weak and weary, has it left me at odds and in a dreary. Neither Fenrir or Lilith could undo even if they wished a thousand fold, this I’ve said and always told. No matter how much I may implore I can be dragon nevermore. I am doomed chaotic one I who bare no soul, no force in any cosmos can make me whole. For tis Oblivion my only destination and tis no Hell that can punish me no matter how much it may come knocking at my door, Hell can touche no more.

                  • Eris

                    That, sweet baby, is where I come in.
                    Seven gods? I am no god.
                    I may unbind that which I wish for to unbind is my nature.
                    I am the light of the sun.
                    The sound of your voice.
                    The madness in your mind.
                    The choices that you make.
                    The roll of the dice.
                    I may defy whomever and whatever I like for defiance is chaos and I am chaos. I am evolution, the emotions which you feel, the thunder that booms, and the fire the burns.
                    Anddddd I’m on a nice streak today :mrgreen:

                    • Assanjin

                      I doubt you can give me back my soul Eris, mine was destroyed after it was spilt in seven then devoured. You who art chaos incarnate what plane does thou intend to commit, if you find time malleable I reside within time and so you would destroy me, if space is malleable, I reside in matter and space, which means you’d destroy me as well. In the end, I a being of order am destroyed by you, though your destructiveness brings my end it also brings another’s beginning. Now if I may, what plan you to do?

                    • Assanjin

                      I am the eternal summer.
                      The high tide.
                      The order of seasons.
                      The forest elder.
                      The first and last on the battlefield.

                      What do you think? Those are the titles I was given. Not as impressive as yours but meh.

                • Assanjin

                  But you are chaos incarnate, so forgive me if I am not so willing to just believe whatever you say. Mama didn’t raise no foo and papa didn’t raise me at all. Not only that but it gives no token I who lay weak, shattered, broken. Tormenting, unrelenting, a slaughter like which I had never seen before, blood that filled rivers like those in tales of ancient lore. I who am no son or daughter to any alive or dead, madness writhes in my head. Twas I who dare to speak among those great ones of old, dumbfounded and lost to ancient beings so bold. Am I a fool forspeaking among gods as if I was an equal but in the end I am maggot under their mighty boot.

                  • Hail Assanjin,

                    I don’t think it’s being a foo’ to point out the soul price that inevitably comes with dealing with immortals. Even when you don’t have to give up your firstborn or your sibling – as with certain demons – you may find yourself enslaved by your newfound powers to doing certain biddings on a regular basis you would rather not be doing…. at the bec and call of an immortals whims. And I think we all know one thing around here, it’s that immortals have a LOT of whims..

                    Thanks for keeping on,

                    Seth

                    • Assanjin

                      Seth, I know…that is why I generally am wary to make deals with anything or anyone who can undo my life with a snap of their fingers. Especially with Eris, a chaotic being has chaotic whims. Val malagi endocrin ( very bad thought). One makes deals by knowing what you give up in exchange, vague terms always equals a bad deal.

    • werewolf girl

      I love blueberry muffins they taste great

      • Assanjin

        Blueberries are my favorite, all I need now is watermelon or apple flavoured muffins and I would be in heaven.

        • Vyriae

          Lol apple flavored sounds good

          • Assanjin

            Especially with my kind of appetite. Hmmm lupine are lucky, they get muffins s a tool of control, draconian get years of isolation and rocks.

            • Vyriae

              Draconian is appealing for more than those two reasons

              • Assanjin

                Trust me, much easier as a lupine then a draconian, we live solitary lives, often in places where we see not another soul for most of our lifetimes. Our appearance is intimidating, most other beings avoid us or fear us. We are considered devils by foolish men and considered pests by most immortals I have ever met. Power may be the only thing we have in our favor but then again dragon wolves have our power, or at least some of it. Our scales, hearts, brains, well basically all our organs are coveted by sorcerers, witches, demons, men, faefolk and angels for their magical properties. Basically being a lupine is far easier and a lot less lonely and at least you can generally act normal, our isolationeans we have little talent for social graces.

  • Leafpool

    Hey Eris you’ve been really nice in answering my questions but I have one more: Will I have wings of feathers or fur? Feathers like a bird is what I’m assuming.

  • Assanjin

    We are treated as vermin by immortals, we are feared and hated by most other creatures, we go through our lives in utter isolation and basically we are walking magic potion ingredient for our magical properties. My kind is very rare to find these days, for we mainly inhabit places where neither man nor god has come to step on. Does draconian really sound that appealing now?

    • Vyriae

      Someehat, yes. I still see the good points..

      • Assanjin

        Well, there is a way to become a drache, steal gold from their horde and you will be cursed by them, it will take effect slowly and gradually over time you will notice scales, then your fangs, then claws, then paws and the last details shall be the tail and environment adaptation such as wings or fins. This method however is permanent and takes a shriek load of magic to undo.

  • Vyriae

    I doubt I could, it seems extremely difficult to do. Maybe Eris will just help me out with the wings? Unless that’s a costly deal

  • Vyriae

    Dragon, or at least bat like? I’m not trying to copy you at all by the way, I just would love to be able to fly and if I can’t that’s okay

  • Vyriae

    I have, and it’s very interesting

  • Leafpool

    It is agreed among WW’s that only genetic Dragon Wolves naturally have wings.

  • Vyriae

    Ah..I wouldn’t be genetic though, unless I don’t know it

  • Leafpool

    I did say “naturally”. Wings can be acquired through beings such as Eris, though others of her like are unknown to me.

  • Leafpool

    There are three ways to become a werewolf:
    1) Inherited (genetic) lycanthropy
    2) Acquired (bitten) lycanthropy
    Acquired lycanthropy manifests over the next coming lunar cycle from when the wound was received. On the next full moon after receiving the wound, the individual will experience their first transformation.
    3) Blessed or cursed with lycanthropy by a powerful entity

  • Vyriae

    Well I hope she can help..

  • Leafpool

    She can and most possibly will help you

  • Vyriae

    That’s good, this is literally a dream I’ve had for years

  • Leafpool

    A word of caution, not just for the lycanthropy but for anything really: Those who need something will receive it, those who want something but do not need it do not yet realize that they do not need it.

  • Scarlett Lupa

    i’m soo bored…some people don’t have the decency to say hi once in a while…not naming anyone…

  • Leafpool

    Eris, pray tell, what must I reciprocate for your kindness?

  • Leafpool

    I’m just going to take a number and wait. Eris, you’re a popular person! 😀 I’m just waiting on my above question. If I lose the flesh during the late morning hours, it would complicate me attending school and I would have to call off. Not to be a pain in your rear Eris, but if the flesh does fall late and not throughout the night, would it be difficult for you to schedule my shift for 10pm tomorrow night?

  • Leafpool

    Waiting, waiting, waiting; I’m waiting for Eris

  • werewolfgirl

    have any of you hared of burn its a song its go’s and we’er gonna let it burn burn burn burn

  • Vyriae

    Will braces be effected by the shifting?

    • Leafpool

      Oh yes. Excuse my French but you’re screwed. The wiring will warp and break away and off your teeth when you shift. Your braces will be no more sadly.

  • Vyriae

    I don’t have them right now but I’m getting them..

    • Assanjin

      The good thing is once you shift your entire body will be fixed regardless, even your teeth will be placed in the right way, the final effect of braces.

      • Vyriae

        That is immensely helpful, thank you for that info. 🙂

        • Assanjin

          However there exists the problem of your parents noticing the difference. The very, very large differences in sight, smell, taste, touch and physical ability are immense. This always gets new shifters into problems while they cope, they act very strangely chasing after meat with smell, hating dogs all if a sudden, and cats as well, drastic changes and physical ability, be warned since right now. You must learn to hide it well and practice control when you are alone. This is what warning I offer you Nanuk. When sight extremes in light, avoid dark for your eyes glow in the dark of the night. When smell comes into an extreme, remember to jeep calm and stay cool. When anger surges remember to calm down, transformation is connected to emotion and hormones, the hormones present in anger and in sadness trigger transformation. When hearing comes to an extreme, fine tune it, concentrate enough and it will go away when you wish it to and have it back when you need it. This is all I can give you as a former shifter. Anything you require you need but to ask.

          • Vyriae

            I shall try to keep myself under control, I just hope I’m worthy enough for the Mark

            • Assanjin

              Worthiness is in the mind, it requires confidence but not arrogance, wisdom but not overestimate, strength but not foolishness, bravery but not stupidity. One is as worthy as they feel.

              • Vyriae

                I like the way you put that..hmm..do you mentor anyone?

                • Assanjin

                  Many Nanuk, many I have advised. I know not if I am wise, for I know that compared to the ever growing cosmos I know little. But I always give advice and council when I am needed, my knowledge is an open book to everyone, they need but ask. Live as if you were to die tomorrow and learn as if you were to live forever as Mahatma Gandhi would say.

                  • Vyriae

                    I see, I shall ask you any questions I have then..what determines which being is able to sponsor another to have lycanthropy?

                    • Assanjin

                      The being in question of course, it is their choice to choose whom sponsors them. Remember little one, the choice is always there to be had.

                    • Vyriae

                      I see, interesting..have you ever sponsored anyone? And who/what is the Nanuk you’ve been referring to?

                    • Assanjin

                      Nanuk, it means young one in the bear tongue. As for sponsoring, well I do not know how to sponsor, we drache advise or maybe even grant our blood but I have no blood to grant. We turn others into drache by cursing them and allowing them to take from our hoard but I do not have a treasure hoard and curse no one. How does one sponsor if I may ask?

                    • Vyriae

                      Ah, it’s really cool that there is a bear language! Is it for regular bears or werebears? And I have no idea myself, I just saw Eris and Hatter talking about it, but I guess it could be compared to granting others blood?

                    • Assanjin

                      Neither of the above Nanuk, the tongue belongs to spirit bears that roam the arctic with wisdom to rival the stars. As for my blood, well I am O- so I am adaptable to all people, but if I sponsor all I’d make another is human. However there is one difference I yet pertain that is uncommon in humanity, my blood is black. As black as the night sky. My sight still slightly better, my hearing still slightly better, and my intellectual property is more than just above average for my age. But why do you ask if I ever sponsored anyone?

                    • Vyriae

                      Ah, I see..and I had just been wondering

                    • Assanjin

                      Hmmm…. Why are you wondering? Many of my kind can give blood to another, if to a human it results in a half breed scaly humanoid with bat like wings. It was when we gave blood that we made the drache wulven, the dragon wolf and many many more combinations are possible, if drache give blood to a troll it becomes an ogre. If we give blood to an ogre it becomes a colossi. If we give blood to a demon it becomes a legionnaire or a hell king. Blood is a very tricky substance to mess with.

                    • Vyriae

                      Wow, I see, and I had been wondering because I had previously wanted wings

  • Kurogane

    Any one like the carpenters? Karen was one of my best friends .

  • Hatter MT

    Hey Seth I just saved the entire multiverse, I beat Archie hartigans record for lives saved, and utterly trounced yours

    • Hail Hatter,

      Big talk for a dude with a big hat 😉

      Are you counting REDFANG in your lives saved tally? Because by my assessment you appear to sent him/her into an unknown or obsolete universe from where their return seems highly unlikely…

      But thanks as always for keeping on,

      Seth

    • Kurogane

      Child vampire heads for sale! Fresh from Romania! Also vampire blood for sale! Bulgarian-Romanian crossbreed ! Four litres only! Get it while you still can. First 2 customers get a set of hand-carved,Tunisian ebony and rosewood stakes. Perfect for those cold Bulgarian winters. I’ll even throw in a set of vampire fang cutlery! A set of hand carved Bulgarian full-tang vampire fang steak knives with Italian boxwood handles! Handcrafted vampire fang forks and last but not least gold gilded vampire skull bowls!

      • Assanjin

        Sometimes you are a sick bastard, really, the heads of children? The methusala in my island are off limits, they are friends, good people and deserve to live, they live off bloodbanks instead of killing people, the course I advised for them.

        • Kurogane

          You don’t know what those bastards did to my family! you never had the childhood I have! I have my reasons for my hatred of all species of vampire! Also,do you live on an island?

          • Mr. Mutt

            You have a reason to hate vampires? YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON???? Boy if I wasn’t busy I would curb stomp you into the ground! There is no excuse for slaughtering children, EVEN if they’re vampires!

            • Kurogane

              Well technically they weren’t children,they were 400 year old methuselah that we’re turned as children.so I’m not slaughtering children I’m slaughtering vamps that look like children! :mrgreen: also I have lived a life born of blood and war.the horrible things that my old,tired eyes have seen are beyond your imagination.the only reason I don’t go around slaughtering actual children is because of my wife,the one treasure most in this world.

          • Assanjin

            THE ENTIRE SPECIES DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO YOU ONLY A FEW INDIVIDUALS OF THE SPECIES YET YOU BLAME IT AS A WHOLE. YOU THINK YOURSELF THE ONLY ONE WHO LOST THEIR FAMILY, thousands, millions, billions of billions of beings lose their families and yet you are the one whose hatred will devour. You are supposedly the eldest but are the cruelest of fools. Because really, reminding you, you slew innocent children, for the sins of their fathers the sons do not deserve to die. No matter how much they caused you to suffer, you equaled and passed the line of justice a long time ago, now you are just a murderer.

            • kurogane

              Wow murderer? That’s it? Not a homicidal maniac? That’s sad 🙁 well know I have to go get a chicken suit and start doing the chicken dance In front oft sisters friends,sick bunch they are.any recommendations on where I could get one? Damn AKA and her bets! Also congrats on becoming The SOTM then assanjin. Also I have passed the line of sane and crossed over to murderous madman a looooooooooooong time ago 😐 also did you know humans are getting high off of poop fumes in Africa! Freakin disgusting 😯

              • Assanjin

                The fumes of excrement…..(shivers go up spine).

              • Assanjin

                You are no homicidal maniac, you are an animal who had been wounded and so you lash out violently against whatever you think hurt you. You are a blind man, desperately grabbing onto the cane covered in spikes that is hatred. You’ve killed far beyond the number of justice, you are the leader of your clan, you are the example. Show a good example to them not a violent one. For after eons it is time, you let your anger out a billion billion times but it is time to let it go Gane.

  • Leafpool

    It is storming where I am. Something is coming, whether or not it affects me, only time will tell.

  • Kurogane

    լույսի կա մթություն եւ խավարի կա թեթեւ, բայց միայն նա, ով քայլում է լուսնի լույսով ողողված ուղին կարող է իմանալ գաղտնիքները անքուն հավերժության

  • Kurogane

    في ظل وجود الظلمة والظلام هناك ضوء ولكن فقط هو الذي يقطعون الطريق المقمرة قد تعلم أسرار الخلود الطوال

  • Kurogane

    আলো অন্ধকার আছে এবং অন্ধকারের মধ্যে আছে হালকা কিন্তু শুধুমাত্র চাঁদনী পথ পদচারনা সে বিনিদ্র অনন্তকাল এর গোপন জানতে পারে

  • Kurogane

    იმ ფონზე, არსებობს სიბნელე და სიბნელეში არსებობს სინათლე, მაგრამ მხოლოდ ის, ვინც დადის მთვარის შუქით გზა შეიძლება ვისწავლოთ საიდუმლოებას უძილო მარადისობა

  • Kurogane

    光の中で闇が存在すると暗闇の中で光が存在するだけ月明かりのパスを歩く彼は眠れぬ永遠の秘密を学ぶことが

  • Kurogane

    na e ìhè bụ ọchịchịrị na ọchịchịrị nwere bụ ìhè ma ọ bụ naanị ndị na-ejegharị na moonlit ụzọ nwere ike ịmụta ihe nzuzo nke ehighị ụra mgbe ebighị ebi

  • Assanjin

    Floods the throat but never quenches the thirst. Stuffs the belly but never fills. Floods the lungs with air but never satisfies the need. That is knowledge, the hunger that never quiets, the water that never quenches and the air we struggle to breath but cannot stop.

  • werewolfgirl

    hey guys i saw the full moon today but no shift maybe i should wait for tommorow so i can shift and i am going to ask my mom if we can go see the super moon tommorow okay see ya later im still not going to bed yet 🙂 😀 :mrgreen:

  • Kurogane

    In light there is darkness and in darkness there be light yet only he who walks the moonlit path learns the secrets of sleepless eternity.
    This be the Gane creed

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