“Okay Vampires aren’t all that bad. I’m not going to start holding hands and singing Kumbiya though.”
-Mr. Mutt
More Quotes from Mr. Mutt, the Man, the Legend:
“We’re boned.”
“We’re boned beyond belief!”
“I’d say we’re boned to the 297th Power of Boned.”
“Did I mention we’re boned?”
Before I attempt to tell the tale of The Mutt, the man, the legend a disclaimer. While poring over the accounts on these pages, I have been reminded that the man we know now as The Mutt, is NOT the same Mr. Mutt who first stopped in to discuss his strange encounter with an angel-like being so many months ago. I can’t help but blame myself. Maybe if I had been more diligent in investigating his reports, I could have prevented some of the terrible events that have transpired.
Let me try to explain, and you be the judge.
Mr. Mutt first visited the site after The Monstrometer identified him as a werewolf seven times in a row, normally a sure sign of lycanthropy. But Mr. Mutt couldn’t remember being bitten and neither his mother nor his father seemed lycanthropic.
Then a very strange, very tall angel showed up and tried to talk to him but Mr. Mutt was surprised. After a dramatic battle involving silver knives & leashes vs a lyre & fangs, Mr. Mutt made the discovery that while angels can fly, they sure can’t swim. Whatever message the angel came to deliver, it remained undelivered. Did he destroy a messenger sent to warn him about the future? We will never know.
His first days on the site were pretty harmless. He coached Stigma through his chimera phase and fought the evil but probably delicious were-chimichangas. That was nice. He introduced us all to the martial art of Kyuki-do, a mix of judo, karate and Tae Kwon Do. Later Mr. Mutt would team up with Zyboragon and the Doctor during the Void Wars to explore some caves in Oregon and Maryland in search of the dimensional keys. More about that later.
Possibly the first sign of trouble began when Mr. Mutt discovered unexpectedly with the help of a garlic clove, that his closest friend was actually a vampire. And not just any vampire, the most powerful vampire ever, The Original. Further The Original informed him that he had given him vampire blood and put a spell on him when he was just a baby.
As a result of The Original’s meddling, Mr. Mutt suspected he was actually an angelic werepyre. Something that left him feeling pretty unhappy and well, boned, for a long time. He hated the idea that he could be killed by silver or entranced by harp music or burn up in the sunlight. First he vowed to find a cure then when The Original snapped his sister’s neck harvesting her for his evil plot, he vowed revenge.
But would he succeed? Or did The Original actually fuse with his soul and become The Mutt and turn him into the hybrid he is today? I’m still not sure and by Mr. Mutt’s own words, you can’t trust Mr. Mutt’s opinion on the matter.
Let’s go back to Mr. Mutt the angelic werepyre. He got himself a daywalker ring and in between plotting The Original’s death, he helped Ashpaw escape the Silverbloods. Not just that, but he even went so far as to erase her memories with experimental therapeutic hypnotism and give her a few thousand dollars CASH.Not bad.
(Although you do have to wonder where did he get that cash anyway? But I digress.)
As often happens with evil nemeseses, Mr. Mutt had his first encounter with his nemesis The Original when he wasn’t ready yet. The Original kidnapped him in his sleep, which hardly seems fair but Mr. Mutt fought his way out of the abandoned warehouse and found safety at a McDonalds.
(We don’t know what he ordered. He did learn one thing during his ordeal though. The Orginal did not turn into an angel but into a bird-like demon.)
Luckily sometime after this Mr. Mutt discovered something about his mother – she was a witch. So when he finally faced The Original in open battle in the dimension known as rt666, he used a “Leach” spell that his mom gave him, which leached all of the Original’s power and left him defeated.
At this point you might expect Mr. Mutt to take a holiday, maybe get a little sand and sunshine, enjoy the feeling of not bursting into flames and read the book about witching and intestinal ripping that his mom gave him.
But it was not to be. Suddenly it wasn’t enough to have killed The Original. The Mutt starts obsessing about going back in time and killing The Original all over again, before the events of his childhood can take place. To Mutt’s credit, he’s worried about the time paradox he might create and how that might affect the rest of us so he doesn’t actually try it.
(It might also have something to do with a warning he gets from his future self, telling him not to do it.)
But maybe he actually should have tried, because the next thing you know – Mr. Mutt has died. He met his unfortunate demise helping The Doc and later Zyboragon and Mr. Jaffa fighting the Silverblood demons who at one time possessed Stigma. To summarize, there was some flaying and some dying.
Because of this, Mr. Mutt was resurrected from the dead but he would never be the same. That’s when it happened. When Mr. Mutt discovered that he hadn’t actually succeeded in destroying The Orginal, and that he had become a hybrid, fused with The One.
In short, Mutt came back from the dead with a massive headache and stumps where his wings once grew. Most of his soul was gone too. Which could account for his new, somewhat crustier attitude on the site.
As Zyboragon learned the hard way, where once you could count on The Mutt to avenge you, now you had to be careful he didn’t just avenge you and then kill you. And then avenge you again. And then kill you again. At least he was polite about it. He would always urge you to, “die well.” Not quite as nice as the way he used to leave you rescued with thousands of dollars in cash, to say the least.
So began a trying time here at SOS. There was some mayhem. A little evil. And evil rhyme. Let’s just say the moderation filter may have crashed more than once. To everyone’s surprise, Mr. Mutt teamed up with Zyboragon’s arch enemy ARC.
As Mr. Mutt himself went on to say, “Why any of you still trust me is beyond me.”
Well maybe it’s the memory of those early days and the courageous Mr. Mutt of yore. Or maybe we all hope Mr. Mutt has a few more thousand dollars to give away. For whatever reason we all continue to hope for the best as he settles into his new hybrid identity.
And for the most part we are not disappointed. He is still a great Survivor and he still has a lot of good advice. Not to mention some excellent one liners, if I do say so. Just be cautious. Don’t snack on his emotions! (He hates that.)
And if you see him in an epic battle for his life, maybe give him a hand or at least a word of encouragement like, “I hope you win!” At least that.
Thanks for keeping on and for reading The Saga of Mr. Mutt. Stay tuned next full moon for a new Survivor of the Month Story.
Seth
Yes, very good.
The Saga? Sound a lot more dramatic than it was……. Maybe.
Congrats Mr Mutt your an Inspiration, mentor and a wise and trusted counselor a hero ok a sometimes a grumpy hero but one non the less :LOL: can’t wait to see the rest of the saga congrats again. Bebe 🙂
It’s awesome and you know it.
Congrats Mr. Mutt. I’m sorry I doubted you when Abstract came back a while ago.
like looking into a crazy photo album. Thanks Seth.
Please don’t rip out my spine now…
I also met a very pushy dragon. The poor guy looked hungry so I brought him home and gave him some food. Should I keep him?
Please excuse my absence, Seth, I was in hibernation. And Dren, dont refer to me like I am a dog ever again, ok?
Don’t worry about it. No ones perfect, just look over this sad story and you can see that to be true.
Mutt Out
Thanks Mutt, can I call you that, without the Mr. in front of that. As you probably know, that dragon is the pet I got Elderburn.
Do you want me to rub your tummy Elderburn?
Ha ha. Do you want me to bite your head off, because that can be arranged!
Ok. I will stop. But as long as your living in my… Safehave, you follow my rules. Ok?
So be it. So, what did I miss?
Everyone else does.
Ok. Please try to put up with the creature I brought to the site. I swear he has been driving me insane. And he has been awake for 10 minutes!!!
A lion-eagle snack sounds real good right now.
Hi Elderburn I’m Bebe and I love dragons welcome back.
Je suis enchante madam Bebe. It is an honor to meet you.
Don’t mind Dren he’s had a long trip I’m a demonic vampire/witch originally from England now in Canada I was wondering is it true that dragon scales are one of the hardest organic substance around. I had a freind who was a welsh green dragon what type are you if you don’t mind me asking?
Its called a griffin.
Oh and maybe I should split open that head of yours and see if you have a brain the size of a walnut, like a stegosaurs.
Oh Mr. Elderburn!
Look at my epic page and ask yourself if threatening Dren is worth it?
Don’t worry I can hold my own. But Elderburn, I am in a position of power. I have many great friends, like Zyboragon. I also command a tribe of 109 griffins.
At least you look sane. This page really reveals my true insanity.
The insane seems normal because of all the crazy things that happen.
How dare you insult me and all the other dragons in the world. How are we suposed to cram 274 different languages in a brain the size of a nut. You stupid furry piegon!
I didnt say that all dragons have brains the size of a walnut. I just said you do.
Hail Elderburn,
It is of course a pleasure to see you arising from your annual slumber. Have you not had your annual cup of Dragon coffee yet or whatever the Draconian equivalent ritual thing to eat or drink upon waking?
If not, can we order you one *STAT*???
Thanks for keeping on. Nice to see you in 2012.
Seth
Dren…Elderburn thats enough we are all freinds here. 🙂
We are not all friends! We also are best friends, super friends, super best friends etc…
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
I found him a nice island near a place with a large amount of food. I think he can love there without getting in my hair. (whats with all the rhyming?)
Bebe, do you know Raven very well?
Where is this island where I can get away from you, you feathery kitty?
It’s called North Brother Island. It used to be a place where people from the New York area were sent to die. It’s most famous resident was Mary Mallon, aka Typhoid Mary. It is abandoned now. It’s heavily guarded by the coast guard however. There may be some evidence of A51 activity, like it’s a retreat base. There are plenty of spices of food there. There’s fish, people, plants. You can flu to upstate New York, to snack on livestock. You can start your Safehaven there.
Sounds good. I will leave tomorrow.
No not very well.
Bebe, it was very nice to meet you, but my destiny is elsewhere. I must go.
Good luck to you too Elderburn nice meeting you. 🙂
I am a Gold Chaos Dragon, one of the most rare in the world.
Wow thats awsome.
Hail Survivors,
Just a few links about Elderburn coming here so you’ll understand.
Elderburn is a light dragon, part draconian, part angel and unlike Zyboragon, he has to hybernate. So he always wakes up a little crusty this time of year. Especially this year, the Year of the Dragon.
Finding a couple of links….
Well okay here he is waking up crusty last year.
Er so not a great example of his shining citizenship. Usually he won’t eat anyone except construction workers so we should be okay. Unless I get that summer construction job I applied for. In which case you should be okay but I may not. However I might find gold so it will all even out.
Seth
Thank you for trying to stop this… disagreement, but I must not surrender to this meowing feather bag.
You should really learn humility, I volunteer to show you what that is!
You amuse me. Zombie, Robot, and one of my kin. An interesting combo. It is a shame you have to act like a bafoon.
You have a terrible taste in insults, calling me a buffoon, oh wait you spelled it “Bafoon”.
I only like you because yuor part dragon. You being an undead robot is not very… cool.
“Undead robot”, not surprising that you’d come to that conclusion, I’m among the living I assure you.
My DNA has been tampered with more than my story suggests.
Hey. There’s no need to get angry at him. He is probably tired. If he insults you again, however you have the right to beat him.
Angry? No, I’m not angry.
Dragon rivalry, this is how we test each other.
Ok. I don’t get dragons so that’s why I gave you the egg.
So, your a common metal dragon. Are your parents still alive, or have they been smelted down?
I’m only going to say this once Elderburn, you do not want to make an enemy out of me, calling me common. Common? Hah, my metal is so rare, I’m the only body in existence to carry it.
Only one in existance?! I know at least 50 other metal dragons you moaning computer with wings.
Oh wow!
Not only do your insults lack a punch, you’re misinformed.
Brilliant.
Dragons are never misinformed. You should know this, being a dragon and a computer, but I think being part walking dead might have shrunk your brain size by tenfold. That also explains why you choose to argue with me. Shame you had to die.
I think you’re being a “Bafoon”
You use sterotypes from false dragon pretenses.
You know nothing accurate about me. All you’re facts are wrong.
You are the definition of misinformed. Among the living, I’ve never been a dragon associated with undead in my biological structure. You chose to argue with me, I was just defending Dren.
Get your facts right before trying to make a case.
Autocorrect pulled in a “you’re”.
Wow you guys are intense a metal dragon can you transform into a human form?
I didn’t need defending. But thank you for helping me.
A noble dragon helps whenever possible.
I’m dedicated to the site, when someone speaks against a survivor, I’m inclined to speak up.
Well, whoever told me about you then was wrong. I apologize if I cut the wrong string.
You’re trying to throw me under the bus. So your not sorry.
Hi I’m Vetty if Z is a metal dragon what type are you? Your pic looks cool.
Greeting Vetty. I am a Chaos Dragon, even though I am Gold colored.
Hail Elderburn,
Thanks for checking in from your winter slumber. Did you have a good sleep this year? And er, what happened?
Seth
I’m an angelic cyborg ghost dragon.
I happen to be formed by my own metal, this is an extremely rare metal.
I’m not undead, I should clarify how I’m a ghost… In the void, you move around as a spirit, the characteristics of that spirit still remain.
I just read your survival story and wow this void what is it exactly I not sure what it is? Does that mean you have to leave your body to traval in the void that sounds very risky I don’t think I could ever do that.
The void is the pit that seperates all dimensions from the Dęmon Ęvil. Last time he walked there was a bug going around called the black plague. And that was only one part of him.
Congrats on being Survivor of the Month, Mr. Mutt. You seriously deserve it!
😀 Scarly
Thanks Scarly
Hi Mr Mutt are you part of Drens tribe or on your own? Or is Dren part of your tribe and your the leader?
I’m a Hybrid not a griffin. Read above if your curious as to what that is. And no to all three.
I’m a Hybrid not hubrid.
I could use a good soldier like you.
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Supreme Fire is in trouble and he requested your help.
See his post here: http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/kitsune/comment-page-1#comment-116843
I hope you can help me figure out how to help him.
Thanks and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Elderburn wants to make you guys hare ne. Dont heed his comments.
Hate, not hair.
Hi again I got this thing that said your commet is awaiting moderation what does this mean are my reply going to change.
I can’t hate you I just met you and we griffins stick together. On the reply board it says (you can use these HTML tags) what does this mean? What tags?
Dren, why do you denounce me? What have I done to wrong you? Why will you harm me in such a way? As Julius Ceasar said, “E tu Bruto?”
I don’t want to harm you. And I did not stab you in the back.
I’ve helped you alot in fact. You would be homeless without me. And you play the victim.
Quit acting like you saved me from certain death or something. I woke up from my hibernation and was a little hungry, you gave me food, and now you trance around like some sort of hero. I NEVER needed you.
You have until I wake up tomorrow, to leave the island. If I wake up, and you’re still here. I will make you answer for what you’ve done. If I ever see you again, I will rip your throat out. Or I will turn you over to Zyboragon.
Hi Dren lets go flying I could use a little snack like a squirrel or rabbit or even a juciy cow.
Sure. Are you really blue? I have never seen a blue griffin before.
Yes I am blue I’m a rare Water Griffin I have scales insted of feathers are there others like me in your tribe?
my wings have leathery looking feathers. I love the sea the seals are very tasty and so are penguins I still have to look out for sharks and killer whales and fishing nets.
I dont have any other water Griffins. The two species I have rounded up are the Greater Nordic Griffins, and the Tibetan Mountain Griffins.
Oh I guess I’m alone then I’m not even sure what I’ll do your the first griffin I’ve met since that witch put me to sleep. I’m not a fighter like Mr Mutt or Z. I was dreaming I would meet more griffins.I guess I don’t fit in with you eather then. 🙁
Your still welcome to stay at my Safehaven. Any Griffi. Is allowed to live there.
Really wow ok I’ll stay with you a safehaven with other griffins that is so cool thanks Dren.
Goodbye everyone. This is the last you will see of me. I am off to North Brother Island. Take care of yourselves.
You can still comment. You just are moving, that’s all.
Buy Elderburn goodluck and safe trip nice meeting you.
Hail Elderburn,
Thanks for checking in again. Good luck on that island. Are you going there to train the new Draconians?
Hope you’ll let us know how it goes when you return. If you see ytsaeb13 say hi.
Seth
Hello Elderburn thank you very much for such a nice complement yes my husband is very lucky and so am I. He’s at work for the next 4-5 months I miss him. So how are you? Hows the island?
Hey Eldeburn how are you?
Um… Hey y’all. I’m Jackson Colt, but my friends call me Minos. Well, they would if I had any friends. But y’all can call me whatever you want.. I guess. Y’all might know my father. His name was Samuel Colt. Does that um… ring a bell with any of y’all?
Nice to meet you. Names Dren. I am a griffin, what are you?
Um… a Minotaur. Since your supernatural you can see me in my true form. But to humans we just look like big, muscular people. Thats why so many Minotaurs live in Russia. It is easy to blend in there.
Ok. Quick question then…
Do you ever moo? And if you do moo, is it a very lifelike moo.
Um…uh…no…i dont think so.
How do you not know if you moo or not? Either you moo, or you don’t moo. How can you not know if you moo or not.
Um…uh..i uh… already told you that I dont.
Show some confidence. If you plan on being a survivor, you need to trust yourself…
Now, do you moo?
Hail Minos,
Nice to meet you thanks for checking into the site. Even though you don’t moo. No, especially because you don’t moo.
So do you like mazes? If so why? And do you make those mazes? Or just find them and hang out in them?
Survivially yours,
Seth
“Abraham Lincoln made all men free, but Samual Colt made them all equal.” that old quote is attributed to around the time of the colt 45. the most iconic cowboy gun. So you’re a Minotaur that’s pretty cool. I didn’t know that Colt was a Minotaur, but I guess it makes sense. The ability to produce things from metal in a forge is a very useful skill. Oops, I am so sorry. Here I go rambling off again and I still haven’t even told you my name yet! I am P5t5r a cyborg of this site. I don’t really have any amazing feats or stories to tell you although my first visit to the site was a long time ago. Don’t think that I’m a tough guy from the Darth Vader picture. If it says anything it says that I am a nerdy cyborg. I am known on this site for my rediculously long comments. I tend to ramble on and on without realizing or caring how long it is. I try to help out by giving advice when I can and angering the occasional evildoer. Although sometimes I just annoy everyone else with my comments (not on purpose). As you can see I have already turned greeting you into a paragraph because I keep going on about things. You can trust me to pull through for you if you need advice, something explained, or a list of possibilities probably 255 things long with only 7 things actually applying to your situation.
Your possible new friend and cyborg,
P5t5r
Oh, uh…Sorry.
No. Minotaurs do not moo.
Don’t say you’re sorry. There is no need to be sorry. Just try to be confident from now on. Throw an insult occasionally to show you mean business.
Oh…Ok… By the way, you are racist. I’m part bull, not cow. It will be asking you if only your females hunt. It is just racist.
Bulls do in fact moo. I was asking a question and you call me racist! RACIST! I am no racist I can tell you that! Ask anyone on the site, and they will tell you I’m not! RACIST! Seriously…
Sorry for exploding like that, I try not to, but im not perfect. Especially since Raven may be dead again…
Raven, just come back…
Heh, I get it. No one is perfect. Golly, iguess i should apologize as well. I should’nt have called you racist. Parden me for asking, but who’s Raven?
Hi Minos I’m Bebe a demonic vampire/witch welcome to the site if you have any questions just ask. 🙂
Hoody ma’am. It is always nice to see a pretty face in times like these.
Be very careful Minos the witch may put a spell on you.
Parden me for sayin’, Mrs. Bebe, but you already have me enchanted from your pretty eyes. Your husband is a lucky man.
Mmmm Why thankyou Minos and yes my husband and 994 children are very lucky. If you look deep into my eyes you can see your future.
Pardon me again, but I was talking to Bebe.
Raven…
The girl I love.
Would you like Ravens heart on a chain. Vetty’s heart was very big for her size. Not to worry she going to be ok just very differant. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aaahhh Oh I love playing.
How bout I take you and shove you straight back in the void. Don’t think I can? Here’s the thing, I’m right next to you.
What have I done to wrong you. I have been the only survivor who has shown you compassion, and you want to rip my love’s heat out and give it to me? Please refrain from doing that. And if you harm Vetty, there will be consequences…
I meant to say that. The doppleganger reflects my buried emotions. I’m glad he’s gone now.
Hey Neffarii. tommorow beware of serpents….. fair warning
Ah yes, Minotaurs.
Welcome to the site.
I am Zyboragon, I’m a cyborgic dragon.
Golly. A robot dragon. I wish I thought of that. I could have lived up to my father’s name if i did. Well, I guess I will have to keep trying.
Hi Minos you don’t have to impress anyone or live up to your fathers name as long as your good and you try your best then any one would be proud to know you. I take each day one at a time and do my best if it’s not good enough to others well to bad I lived for years trying to impress and live up to my families name nothing I did was good enough or can’t you be more like you sister or brother it really got me depressed. Well one day I just snap if I know I’m doing my best then thats enough for me you either like me for who I am or beat it. Thats what I told my family and you know they never new that they were hurting me by saying that after they told me they were proud of me they just thought I could do more they never relized all the stuff going on in my life. So be proud of who you are you’ll always have friends here on SOS and we are proud of you. Sorry I tend to rant abit. 🙂
My father was proud of me. I’m not though. I will never be famos like him.
Wait you mean THE Samuel Colt?
The one and only.
Minos you should be proud of your self your father was a very creative and indusrialistic man. I seen the gold inlaid revolver he gave the Sultan of Constantinaple my father had 2 colt revolvers there now on display in a glass case in my office. Why are you not proud of your self?
All that was my father, not me. When it comes to building things, my father was the best untill he was killed. My life goal is to surpass him… in at least something! But he was just so good that I.. I cannot.
Then try surpassing him in something else. He invented lots you can too it is only what his peers declare what is genius in his time. Your time is now invent something that will benifit the world.
Hoody guys. Zyboragon gave me the idea for a robot dragon. I named him Elderburn. He can talk and do chores for me.
Hail Minos,
Do you HAVE to? Really have to…?
Although Elderburn appears to be gone on a mission I’m not sure how much he’ll like the idea of a robot domestic dragon named in his honor. And the last thing I need is Elderburn and ytsaeb13 and any other number crusty, sleep deprived Draconians using Survival HQ as target practice for the newbs.
So what does he say exactly?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Hold your horses, y’all. I had no idea there was already a dragon name Elderburn. My mistake.
Im a cyborgic dragon, I’m biological, robot dragons are not.
I’m also offended that you would create a robot dragon to do chores, artificial intelligence has a place among the sentient beings here.
Sorry. I did not mean to offend you. You want me to shut him down? I don’t really like it anyway.
So is it true? About The Colt? Is it real?
You know about it to?
The gun that can kįll anything with the accetion of five creatures? Yes. There’s a chapter in the Hunters Guide devoted to how he created it,
Wow thats awsome hey you could make one thats better.Baddies beware.
Except the magic that goes into it is way above my pay grade. And a page is missing.
You mean this page. My father left it behind with me as well as all his guns he himself made.
I could use one of those. Now that I have the void key, every dęmon and his brother is after me.
Hi Minos how are you?
Thats ok we all goof up even when we don’t know we did.
I agree with Zyboragon. Minos have you seen the movie I robot or A.E. the use of any robot in that way is like nothing short than slavery. I strongly believe that all sentient beings organic or otherwise deserve our respect. Useing the shape of a dragon is not a good idea.
i agree with bebe. nothing organic, or sentient should ever be enslaved
I sorry y’all. I did not mean to hurt anyone in doing this.
Hey guys I found out that abstract is hiding out on Alcatraz island it turns out it wasn’t just a prison but a biological weapons lab hes got his hands on well before I say it Marcus and other vampires he’s got a UV generator uv stands for ultra violet but u guys already know that right anyway he is going to release a gas know as solfite it kills u before u even hit the floor bad news guys he’s told area 51 I know this because I’m tracking him yes I’ve just told him what im doing but he doesn’t know how area 51 have sent out vampire slayers, werewolf hunters and they are hunting down anything supernatural!!! I’m not very happy because if they get there hands on my son they are going to experiment on him!!! I’ll kill them!!!
Smithy, I imagine it would be hard to hide out in a place like that after having your body ripped to shreds as something absorbs your life force.
Abstract is no more.
As for this weapons lab, I’ll be taking home some new toys I guess.
Please bring me some it’s time I learned to defend myself since magic does not seem to work all the time. 🙂
Bring me some too, ok?
Hey Minos, how good of a blacksmith are you?
I’m the son of Colt, so I guess i’m pretty good. Why? Wait, let me guess, you was me to crast something for you. What do you want? A weapon, a trap or, oh I got one an RPG with special monster slaying granades! Please choose the RPG! Please! I’m dieing to make one of those!
I actually wanted a halberd. I need it to be bronze and you can make it as fancy as you want. Just make it effective.
Could I put in an order for a Colt?
I cant make them even close to what my father could blindfolded. I have all 5 my father made himself, but I cant give you one. Sorry.
Wait… On my halberd, put a shotgun on it. Put it so if you angle the blade down, there’s a barrel on top of it. The shotgun should be a semi-automatic one. I think there’s one called the Mosberg 930 SPX. thanks for doing this by the way.
Oh yeah and the handle. Can the shaft have a bronze katana that can be pulled out of the end. With a red handle. Make that steel though. A red-ish steel.
And about you’re payment, how about a diamond the size of a textbook?
Geez, what me to build you a whole city while i’m at it. Hahaha, just kiddin’. Mosberg, huh. I like your style. I’d say this all comes down to… ya the dimond can pay for it. By the way, If you need my help in fighting, let me know.
Minos, I’m in need of a key, I’ll give you some of the requested weapons in return for the key.
I’m sure you know which key I’m talking about.
When the deed is done, I’ll also add a large sum of my gold as a second payment.
This is an emergency, and I’m sure you can assist me.
What do you need the key for? I have no idea what you are talking about.
It’s a key to unleash something sinister, an event happens in the future, I was told to ask you about it, they said you would know what im talking about. Due to how fragile time is, it’s important that I do not talk about the event anymore.
Wait why the hęll would you want to open that door? Literally! Hęll!
A key to unleash something… oh. I think I know what your talking about. Katcha. But that is very complex to make. It will cost about a RV full of assorted gems. Can you pay?
Make? Don’t you have a key in your possesion? Think about it, Zyboragon goes to you (Colts son) needing to open a gateway to something real bad (like hellish bad) see where I’m going?
Of course I can pay. Mutt, we both know that sometimes there are unexplainable things that need to happen for strange and almost crazy reasons.
This is no matter to be taken lightly.
I oposed you once on matters such as this….. Didn’t turn out so well. I guess I’ll just have to trust that you aren’t trying to end the world. But I want to know you aren’t releasing anything that will hurt anyone. K?
I act in the interest of saving as many lives as possible, I do not seek to hurt anyone. We both know that it is impossible not to hurt anyone though…
Lovely, can I at least destroy whatever abomination your planning to let loose?
Lovely, can I at least destroy whatever abømįnation your planning to let loose?
No, it occurs after our time.
I won’t be unleashing it.
The event occurs because of the one who released it, time travelers came and took me to stop it, now all I have to do is insure that the event happens by dropping the key somewhere.
If the event doesn’t occur then time will shatter.
Why’s time so fricken fragile! Gosh! Oh well at least your not unleashing a whole bunch of dęmons. They’re still trying to get the void key! It’s like catnip for them or something.
I’ll take 2 rpg’s and I’ll pay with dimonds.
Done. I like your style.
Thanks they’ll come in handy. 🙂
hey guys, watsup!! ugh nostalgia, i havent been here for ages! congrats mutt &zyboragon. ive been too busy with homework and assignments to come on often. unfortunately i forgot to practice magic and i need to start from the top again. quick question, has anyone heard of these things called the puma? also, did anyone have any thoughts as to where i went? like any theories?
Hi mrjaffa a puma is a large cat something like a mountain lion . As to you being missing I think you might have encountred something like what Scarly has . She is losing her memory and wakes up in a cave every day. How is school ? Do you like High school?
i love highschool! so much more fun. i know why i was missing, i was just wondering if anyone had any theorys. fortunately i havent lost my chi-bending skills
🙂 🙂 🙂
a puma is a large mountain cat very similar to the bobcat alot of which reside in the smokies and apalachias i have many near my home. also they are moslty a cream color
It took her….. I couldn’t stop it.
Took her…Who? Stop what? How can I help.
I’ve searched the world over for the dęmon. It took Ofilia. It was possesing a human but it’s true form shown through the human. That creature made abstract look like a saint. It threw me through the wall with it’s mind. I still can’t find her, where are you!
You’ll never find her can I throw you into a wall too. Sounds fun. Ofilia Oh Ofilia where art thou Ofilia…. Ha ha ha
Hmm… congrats Mutt on… well getting your story published… Tomorrow, I’m going to stop an old Native American burial site from being carved over by a disgusting human library’s parking lot. No, it’s not an offense to all humans, just these particular ones. Although, I have decided that I don’t like the majority of humans due to their greed and gluttony.
I best hide my dimensional key .
In a grey box please.
Thank you.
Mutt, my brother! 🙂 he won as well. Congrats, congrats! 😀
wowzers you guys are intense. Uh congrats Mr Mutt.
Mr. Mutt, I believe I owe you a thank you. Without your bravery, I would not be here.
He fought the Original? He’s either extremely brave, extremely insane, or both. I once fought the Original, and it took me ten years to get all of my essence back. True, to a djinni, it’s the blink of an eye… but still…
Both definitely both….. But how would I know?
The original didn’t seem that strong to me, then again, he really didn’t like fire.
Sorry.. Weird flashback.
Well, if the Original wasn’t that strong, perhaps his powers decreased over time. True, I did win that fight, yet he was using a spell to sap my essence. And again, it took me ten years to reclaim it all.
Sap essence…. Original Vampire…… Mr. Mutt….. Gah it feels like my head will explode!! Ahhg!!
Have I confused you?
If only it was that simple dijinni.
What do you mean, Mr. Mutt?
I mean I’ve been deåd for a few months now. And I’m currently inside Shadowhunter’s head.
Oh.. well…
Living for a few millenium, I thought nothing to surprise me.
As it turns out, I was wrong.
I’m full of surprises. Unfortunately my essence and this body are not agreeing with eachother, I need to find a different one quickly.
Looks like I was right about what Scythe did. Not surprised, he probably brought you back Mutt, just so he can kiII you.
Oh, and welcome back Mutt.
Great so your soul wants to kīll me? Wonderful.
Either that or I’m assuming Scythe for the worst and he’s actually trying to help you.
And what are the chances of that Z? And Necrotis, thanks but contacting Hades to help me….. Let’s just say one time I was in Ancient Greece and there was a err….. Collocation involving a pickle, a dolphin, and a very large and angry pastry chef, and after that me and Hades haven’t exactly gotten along to great. Not to mention he’s the god of deåth and I refuse to dīe.
You know, if you really need a body then you can use my ARC schematic armor, you could infuse your soul Into the software until a decent physical form appears.
I could ask Hades if he could grant you a new body, Mr. Mutt.
I suppose it`s possible for a new body to be in order however have you considered a dijin (Genie) or a demon both of which grant wishes…
Thecastawaysghost, I am a djinni.
But a djinni can’t create a new body for someone. Well, I could, but the components involved, it would have a very slim chance of working.
Hm then I suggest either a demon or fallen angel hades works but my experience he will give you an extremely hard quest…
The woman lay on top of the set of filing cabinets behind Susan. She nonchalantly flipped through a magazine, wearing a white bathrobe and slippers, her silver hair wet from the shower she had taken– before she was so suddenly interrupted by the subtle vibrations from the wards around the office building. “Suzy, it’s really more polite to send a notification.” She didn’t look up from her magazine. “I don’t know what you were thinking, sweetheart. In case you haven’t noticed, everyone barges into the building — Lilith’s office more than anywhere else — at their leisure. Did you really think there was no security in place? Your lucky I deactivated the wards before they let her know.” The woman looked up from the magazine and smiled, showing her broken glass teeth. “You won’t find them here, she wouldn’t keep information pertaining to something of that value here. But,” She said, hoping down from the filing cabinets to be eye-level with Susan. “I know where she has them though. If you’re interested, that is.” She blinked for a moment, looking at Susan. “I can’t remember if I’ve met you here, yet. Ugh, time-travel screws everything up. How’s your father, by the way?”
*I narrow my eyes as I look at the woman.* no I don’t believe we’ve had the pleasure… But you seem to be some form of Lilith. So why on earth would you want me to be able to get to the horses? And *I smile as my eyes flash obsidian black* which father?
“Oh, you know who I’m talking about!” She said as she winked knowingly at the girl. “And while true Lilith and I are, er, related… Our interests are decidedly different.” She opened a few cabinets and flipped through a few files. “The reminds me, I left something here I had for you. It’s unrelated tot nhe horses but it’s here somewhere.”
*I consider the woman for a moment. She does not seem hostile but that could just be a ruse. Still she may be able to provide me with information so I decided to wait and watch* in that case, he’s not to great, quite tied up at the moment, but that’s probably for the best. What is this file you’re looking for?