Android or fairy, pick your Homo Optimus form for the future.
In the future will you choose a fairy form for your space travel vacay or will you plug into your custom android rig with the gold skin snd go back to work?
If you haven’t decided yet now is the time as one famous scientist, Dr. Ian Pearson predicts this choice for you by the year 2050 in his new report on the future of earthlings.
Dr. Pearson established his futurism cred back in the nineties when he predicted text messaging and Google glass, among other things but today he spends his time defining the forms that we earthlings will be take in the future.
Dr. Pearson’s Homo Optimus theory predicts we will use technology to adopt super enhanced forms by 2050. Forms like this one pictured here.
So why does Doc Future think anyone not born a fae will want to be one soon?
Homo Optimus Faetum:
Your fairy form will be tiny but will also have big advantages for space travel, according to Dr. Pearson. It is a lot easier to accommodate and transport tiny people.
“It is not frivolous to suggest that most space travellers will be rather like fairies,” he explained. “Wings would make it easy to get around in zero gravity too,’ he added.
Dr. Pearson’s space travel prescription has both fairy and alien research communities aflutter with new theories about famous specimens including this one from Scotland.
Is the Glenshee-Lyall fairy really a future earthling traveling through space? Many now believe this to be true.
But wait! Before you pick the color of your future wings, consider Dr. Pearson’s other Homo Optimus options:
Homo Optimus Androidius Maximus:
Okay the latin may be craptaculous but you get the idea. You could move your mind into one or more android forms that feature a wearable musculo-skeletal support suit along with other enhanced technologies including gold skin to allow you direct bio-electric interface with others.
You had me at gold skin Dr. Pearson but wait! There’s more! Your new nanotech-enhanced immune system will continually monitor and optimize your wet-wear, enabling you to avoid pain along with unwanted cravings for Twinkies and Doritos, letting you work without weariness or breaks. Who needs a holiday anyway?
Still can’t decide? Don’t worry, there’s a third option for you to consider:
You could adopt the form of a Boltzmann brain, that is a self-aware brain floating through space!
In which case a good jar may be your only problem! Don’t wait, get yours today.
And long may you keep on keeping on!
Sethby Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com