Whether you’re from Earth, a fan of Earth or just friends with an Earthling, have a nice green day.
If you aren’t from Earth, please be patient with us earth dwellers as our celebrations sometime takes unusual forms. For example:
Don’t be alarmed by strangers teaching you to how to cultivate potatoes on your person. Just keep your ears clean.
Watch out for Leprechauns pushing green drinks left over from St. Patrick’s Day.
If have a tree or a tree form or have been told that you resemble a tree in certain lights, be prepared for huggy strangers. Don’t panic, it’s only one day a year and they mean well. You might even enjoy it!
(Likewise, if you need a hug today? Consider a tree costume. I’m looking into it.)
If an earthling tries to replace your adult diaper with a cloth one, politely ask them to come back in five minutes when you’re done filling it.
Most importantly, watch out for bikes and long boards and if you’re on your bike or long board today remember, more than any other day, your survival is my survival. Please be careful.
Sethby Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I almost forgot that today was Earth day.
Brilliant Zyboragon! You need a bop on the head!!
😆 so do I Happy Earth Day everyone (bop) giggle.