Strategically place to absorb werewolf rage & permit your escape.
“A large fluffy muffin with a sweet, buttery topping that will soothe even the angriest werewolf attacking you or your friends. Carry one on you whenever you walk in the woods.โ
Cook Time:
30 Min
Ready In:
45 Min
Servings:
Enough to satisfy a hungry pack of werewolves.
Ingredients
1/2 cup butter
1 1/4 cups white sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 cup milk
2 cups peeled, cored and sliced apples
1/4 cup white sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons butter, cubed
Directions
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Coat top and insides of jumbo muffin pan with cooking spray, or line with muffin papers.
In a large bowl, cream together 1/2 cup butter, 1 1/4 cups sugar, vanilla, and salt until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs, one at time. Mix together the 1 3/4 cups of flour, baking powder, and 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon. Stir in the flour mixture alternately with the milk, mixing just until incorporated. Fold in apples. Scoop into muffin cups to fill 3/4 full. Lightly sprinkle the tops with cinnamon crumble.
To make Cinnamon Crumble: In a small bowl, combine 1/4 cup white sugar, 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon, 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, and 2 tablespoons cubed butter. Mix together using a pastry blender, or two butter knives. The crumble topping should resemble small peas.
Bake in preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until tops are golden brown, and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. If they are browning too quickly, cover with tin foil. Remove from pans, and cool on wire rack.
Serve them up on the run or piping hot on the kitchen table.
Remember at the heart of every werewolf is just another really hot shirtless guy who just needs a nice muffin.
Humans can eat them and so can you. But be warned Werewolves have a much higher metabolism than humans so if you are on a calorie restricted diet these are not exactly lo-cal although they are yummy.
So i am a werewolf are you telling me a muffin is going to distract me from tearing someone to bits and eating them while knawing on their bones witch btw I would never do I have idea how I came up with that idea or why but the point is If a werewolf is killing someone who is made up if meat is going to see this muffin and take it instead if the meat ya not very Likely but I will however try one ya know let my mom bake it or I would burn them and not taste that good when burnt I am guessing
It’s Clara! Stigma has transformed! I thought werewolves could only transform on full moons!! I told him i was going to get something to eat for the both of us cause it was pretty late, so when I come back I find an all too framiliar wolf eating away at something he found in the fridge. I had to dash to his room to tell you guys, and he either was too focused on what he was eating or didn’t notice me. So I guess I should just wait it out? Or should I do something? The coloidal silver is in my room and I HAVE to cross the kitchen for it. I don’t GPRS any ideas so I guess waiting it out is the best thing to do. RIGHT?!
Hail Seth, wolfy, white wolf and everyone else,
Mom found me out today. She also realized that I’m using this site and banned me from it.
This is my last com muffin…. Hey, beat it, Teddy! It’s a full moon tonight sweetie. Shut up, Theodore! I’ll destroy you if you tell anyone. Thank the Lord I still have opposable thumbs…HEY, ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON SETH ON SURVIVAL!?!? Yeah, so what hsgckdkfjfjs help Teddy’s attacking me shut up
~ goodbye cruel world
(_)
l_l
for you wolfy MY MUFFIN NO WOLFYS MUFFIN DNSJFKkKsjk!.$28nssifj&:&,
Thanks for checking in with your muffin making question. I don’t want to alarm you here, but it is very important to get these ingredients right. I’m told this recipe is scientifically calibrated to provide the correct mix of pacifying nutrients. Any deviation could fail to soothe the savage beast or worse, precipitate a choleric transformation. Especially for a Stage 3 WW like you, don’t take any chances. Which ingredient did you miss?
I hope you’ll keep on keeping on when you get a chance. Your survival is my survival.
I hope you had a chance to try the muffins. Please let us know how they worked out for you. Were they yummy? Did they help you control your werewolf rage and ease your transformation? Did eat them so fast that you forgot to take the paper wrapper off? (Don’t laugh I’ve seen it happen!)
Hello Tahya I’m WW13! I’m not Seth but I can help you! There are many ways to find out if you are a Werewolf. Do you like muffins? Have you been bitten? Do your parents show symptoms? Some symptoms of lycanthropy are: Anger, defined senses, fast growing hair and nails, and wolf like behavior. You can also download the Monstrometer app on any mobile device and scan yourself! Hope this helps you! ๐
Holy crap…. How are these things so exotic…. By exotic I mean Sofaking AWESOME!!! I had one, and it was like my tastebuds were in heaven… I have to make more… MORE!!!!!!!!!!
I never noticed how much I loved muffins until I saw that muffin!!!!!! ๐ ๐ MUFFINS!!! This site really helps me get in touch with my inner wolf and learn more about me. ๐
Muffins the delicacy of the gods . So delicious A-51 created a werewolf trap everywhere but Kansas . Seth you are crazy to leave this valuable piece of intelligence on the internet . Then again I want to be a wizard but, someone in my family had to reproduce with a werewolf and pretend that it was a 100% lie . Speaking of werewolves has anyone created a way to make a crystal crib ? And is there an effective way to teleport ?
And not only that when I was at my creek I felt like was being watched and when I was walking I stood still and I heard something on the rocks I know that creek so well I was able to run on the rocks and jump from rock to rock without slowing down and after that day when ever I went to that creek I kept a sharp stick in my pocket to pull out and hurt someone or something if they attacked me
So i am a werewolf are you telling me a muffin is going to distract me from tearing someone to bits and eating them while knawing on their bones witch btw I would never do I have idea how I came up with that idea or why but the point is If a werewolf is killing someone who is made up if meat is going to see this muffin and take it instead if the meat ya not very Likely but I will however try one ya know let my mom bake it or I would burn them and not taste that good when burnt I am guessing
Muffffiiinnnssss……..mufffiiiinnnsss..MY MUFFINS MINE lol i love muffins especially chocolate chip if you are near my and im about to rage on somebody stuff a muffin into my mouth cupcakes are acceptable but….ehh only chocolate cupcakes…i know i know chocolate is bad for werewolves dogs wolves and stuff but ITS GOOD
Some interesting information, well researched thank you!
I feel kinda stupid for asking this but , can humans eat it too.
Hail Survivor William,
Humans can eat them and so can you. But be warned Werewolves have a much higher metabolism than humans so if you are on a calorie restricted diet these are not exactly lo-cal although they are yummy.
Seth
So i am a werewolf are you telling me a muffin is going to distract me from tearing someone to bits and eating them while knawing on their bones witch btw I would never do I have idea how I came up with that idea or why but the point is If a werewolf is killing someone who is made up if meat is going to see this muffin and take it instead if the meat ya not very Likely but I will however try one ya know let my mom bake it or I would burn them and not taste that good when burnt I am guessing
seth….i am truly very very very very very sorry but i ate all of the muffins in your house ๐ they were so good ๐
Those muffins are really good too.
Those muffins are really good.
Spoken like a true werewolf!
๐
Seth
Muffin
im not luring I had one and had a dream I was in muffin land there soooo good
sory my iPod keeps putting difrent words on I think it has spasams
There good and taste good
They remove some of my power for 6 or 12. Hours
It’s Clara! Stigma has transformed! I thought werewolves could only transform on full moons!! I told him i was going to get something to eat for the both of us cause it was pretty late, so when I come back I find an all too framiliar wolf eating away at something he found in the fridge. I had to dash to his room to tell you guys, and he either was too focused on what he was eating or didn’t notice me. So I guess I should just wait it out? Or should I do something? The coloidal silver is in my room and I HAVE to cross the kitchen for it. I don’t GPRS any ideas so I guess waiting it out is the best thing to do. RIGHT?!
i love MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muffins a freakin awesome!!!
Heck ya dude!!(or dudette!!)
Dudette!!
You mean Linda isn’t a guys name?! ๐
No but if it was that be akward. Id be mentally scarred if i knew a guy named linda. Maybe lindo or lando.
i think he was being sarcastic
You win a coconut!
Oh. I feel like a train hit me now.
dont worry, sarcasm is hard transmit over the internet. yay, a coconut, i love the insides of coconuts, i cant wait till it gets here.
It is.
I was joke……. Never mind here’s a coconut. Don’t reccomend getting hit by trains. Painful
ARC like train Dahahaha! Ow! Bad train hit me, duh train boom boom fist.
Random comments!!!!ARC what are u talking about?
I don’t want a “werewolf” muffin. I want a human.
..? What the h#!@ ?
He likes humans more than muffins k?
k
Just what?
I want that MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!๎๎๎๎๎
._. That muffin is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.
Muffin? YAY!
muffin….
Ikr?
I WANT A MUFFIN AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
o:
ME TOO!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!
Hail Seth, wolfy, white wolf and everyone else,
Mom found me out today. She also realized that I’m using this site and banned me from it.
This is my last com muffin…. Hey, beat it, Teddy! It’s a full moon tonight sweetie. Shut up, Theodore! I’ll destroy you if you tell anyone. Thank the Lord I still have opposable thumbs…HEY, ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON SETH ON SURVIVAL!?!? Yeah, so what hsgckdkfjfjs help Teddy’s attacking me shut up
~ goodbye cruel world
(_)
l_l
for you wolfy MY MUFFIN NO WOLFYS MUFFIN DNSJFKkKsjk!.$28nssifj&:&,
Its mu muffin and I want it nao1!!
hey these muffins really work i feel calmed already
p.s.:I SURVIVED my first full moon thank for the advise
Yum muffins……..
I despretely want that muffin… Oh god im drooling..
ughh… I love these muffins but im out of ingredeints and can someone tell if the muffin is the fluffy jumbo apple werewolf pacifier muffin?
Hail Franklin,
Thanks for checking in with your muffin making question. I don’t want to alarm you here, but it is very important to get these ingredients right. I’m told this recipe is scientifically calibrated to provide the correct mix of pacifying nutrients. Any deviation could fail to soothe the savage beast or worse, precipitate a choleric transformation. Especially for a Stage 3 WW like you, don’t take any chances. Which ingredient did you miss?
I hope you’ll keep on keeping on when you get a chance. Your survival is my survival.
Seth
they taste just as good without the cinnamon, not really, but still really good! then again almost all muffins are good…
Ya know how it’s suppossed to be calming, well dont use cinnamon and it’s awesome and makes you hyper!!!
Yum… It’s Nice!…. I wish a human could feed it to me like a baby….. ๐ I wish…. * sleeps * ๐
Oh this sounds so good right now! IM STARVING
I know! A good idea….turn it chocolate! That would taste awesome!
Yes. That sounds AMAZING
I’m going to try the muffins.
Hail Survivor Tails,
I hope you had a chance to try the muffins. Please let us know how they worked out for you. Were they yummy? Did they help you control your werewolf rage and ease your transformation? Did eat them so fast that you forgot to take the paper wrapper off? (Don’t laugh I’ve seen it happen!)
Seth
Dear Seth, I don’t know if I’m a werewolf! How can you tell if you are one? ๐ฏ
Hello Tahya I’m WW13! I’m not Seth but I can help you! There are many ways to find out if you are a Werewolf. Do you like muffins? Have you been bitten? Do your parents show symptoms? Some symptoms of lycanthropy are: Anger, defined senses, fast growing hair and nails, and wolf like behavior. You can also download the Monstrometer app on any mobile device and scan yourself! Hope this helps you! ๐
OMG I love muffins omg I am drooling but I can’t make it ‘cuz no ingredients. Whyyyyyyy MEEE???
Everyone else gets one!!!
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Holy crap…. How are these things so exotic…. By exotic I mean Sofaking AWESOME!!! I had one, and it was like my tastebuds were in heaven… I have to make more… MORE!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, ShadowWolf13. Is something wrong?
Oh… No ingrediants to make them? I think you can just get them at a bakery, or grocery store… I won’t go into them though… Not enough space…
Dear Seth, do you think donuts can work just as well? Cuz everyone loves donuts. Or maybe munchkins. Wolfy junk foodies!!!!! ๐ :p
Someone asks for one of the muffins I have. 10 seconds later… what muffins? *my mouth is full*
I never noticed how much I loved muffins until I saw that muffin!!!!!!
๐ ๐ MUFFINS!!! This site really helps me get in touch with my inner wolf and learn more about me. ๐
can vampires eat these muffins to
Waahh ๐ฅ I want one so bad but no ingredients and as soon as I saw that picture I started to drool that was so embarrassing ๐
Muffins the delicacy of the gods . So delicious A-51 created a werewolf trap everywhere but Kansas . Seth you are crazy to leave this valuable piece of intelligence on the internet . Then again I want to be a wizard but, someone in my family had to reproduce with a werewolf and pretend that it was a 100% lie . Speaking of werewolves has anyone created a way to make a crystal crib ? And is there an effective way to teleport ?
Um knox they have put one in Kansas I know I ended up really sick and unable to growl
Oh god the humans are getting smarter .
And not only that when I was at my creek I felt like was being watched and when I was walking I stood still and I heard something on the rocks I know that creek so well I was able to run on the rocks and jump from rock to rock without slowing down and after that day when ever I went to that creek I kept a sharp stick in my pocket to pull out and hurt someone or something if they attacked me
A51 and other threats. We can’t live like this forever. Or can we?
Not…the….food….for…..the…gods….nectar and ambrosia is the food for the gods gots it good…..
Really muffins!?!?!
I made these muffins for my bf and he loves them I’m not even a were and even I love them .yum
So i am a werewolf are you telling me a muffin is going to distract me from tearing someone to bits and eating them while knawing on their bones witch btw I would never do I have idea how I came up with that idea or why but the point is If a werewolf is killing someone who is made up if meat is going to see this muffin and take it instead if the meat ya not very Likely but I will however try one ya know let my mom bake it or I would burn them and not taste that good when burnt I am guessing
Muffffiiinnnssss……..mufffiiiinnnsss..MY MUFFINS MINE lol i love muffins especially chocolate chip if you are near my and im about to rage on somebody stuff a muffin into my mouth cupcakes are acceptable but….ehh only chocolate cupcakes…i know i know chocolate is bad for werewolves dogs wolves and stuff but ITS GOOD
Those Muffins just the recipe itself makes my mouth water. I can almost taste it. I think I will make some.
Cant slleep…. Pillow soaked eit druel