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Fluffy Jumbo Apple Werewolf Pacifier Muffins

Strategically place to absorb werewolf rage & permit your escape.

Strategically place to absorb werewolf rage & permit your escape.

“A large fluffy muffin with a sweet, buttery topping that will soothe even the angriest werewolf attacking you or your friends. Carry one on you whenever you walk in the woods.”

Cook Time:
30 Min

Ready In:
45 Min

Servings:

Enough to satisfy a hungry pack of werewolves.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 1 1/4 cups white sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 2 cups peeled, cored and sliced apples
  • 1/4 cup white sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons butter, cubed

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Coat top and insides of jumbo muffin pan with cooking spray, or line with muffin papers.
  2. In a large bowl, cream together 1/2 cup butter, 1 1/4 cups sugar, vanilla, and salt until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs, one at time. Mix together the 1 3/4 cups of flour, baking powder, and 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon. Stir in the flour mixture alternately with the milk, mixing just until incorporated. Fold in apples. Scoop into muffin cups to fill 3/4 full. Lightly sprinkle the tops with cinnamon crumble.
  3. To make Cinnamon Crumble: In a small bowl, combine 1/4 cup white sugar, 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon, 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, and 2 tablespoons cubed butter. Mix together using a pastry blender, or two butter knives. The crumble topping should resemble small peas.
  4. Bake in preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until tops are golden brown, and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. If they are browning too quickly, cover with tin foil. Remove from pans, and cool on wire rack.
  5. Serve them up on the run or piping hot on the kitchen table.

Remember at the heart of every werewolf is just another really hot shirtless guy who just needs a nice muffin.

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