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Fight Wish Waste How to Wish on Falling Stars

Don’t Wait to Win the Wishing Season

With falling star season upon us again, star wishers like you well wonder, what’s the winning way to wish on 60 to 100 stars per hour as they fall like fireworks from the sky all around you?

Don’t let the Season of the Wish pass you by. Be it the Geminids in September, the Draconids in mid-October and or the Leonids in November, don’t let this opportunity go to waste. Start wishing right, tonight.

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1. Don’t Be Wishy Washy

It might seem fun or cute to start wishes with folksy rhymy old-timey preambles like:

Starlight starbright, first star I see tonight…

But that would be wishing wrong for so many reasons. For starters, with stars falling at a rate of 1.4 per second, how do you even isolate the first one you see?

For enders, this little rhyme effectively cuts off your ability to apply it to the 99 other stars falling around you. And don’t even get me started on:

I wish, I wish, I wish upon this star… <<insert rhyming wish here like: afar/jar/peace in Dakar…>>

Ever tried that one? And did your wish come true? Exactly my point. Be clear about your wish, write it down in the least possible words long before the sun sets and don’t worry about making it rhyme.

2. Technology Enhanced Wishing

Use NASA's Swift telescope to wish on the comet itself.

Use NASA’s Swift telescope to wish right on the comet itself.

Obviously even if you have reduced your wish to a single word with a single syllable like say, <<CAR>>, your ability to effective allocate this short wish to the shower of falling stars around you is still limited by two factors:

1. Your ability to see and

2. Your ability to speak.

And let’s face it, loftier wishes are just harder to make. It requires a lot more words to wish for peace, security, dignity and long, healthy lives for every being on the planet or even to specify what you want on that pizza. And how many words can you say in one second? Try timing it and you’ll get my point.

No, you need technology to enhance your wishing. What technology? There’s a few options, most of them not invented yet. Maybe nobody has wished for it yet. So my wish plan for tonight is this; wish at the source!  That’s right, you pin your wish right on comet  that gives birth to all those falling stars and then you can get most of that debris before it burns through our atmosphere.

Easy. Now you just need an orbital telescope. Supply is limited, call NASA now to book yours.

3. Socially Enhanced Wishing

Friends can be the right tool for any job. Just ask Graham. With more wishers involved in any wish delivery, you’ll have a better chance of hitting all the stars and therefore maximize your wish fulfilment rate, guaranteed. I recommend a wish party. At least 4 – 8 wishers should do the trick. Then at the appointed hour you must:

1. Agree on a wish. This is the hard part. Too many wishers makes a wash. Face it, you’ll never agree.

2. Assume proper wish delivery formation.

Two ways:

Marty Ness and his friends demonstrate proper formation for wishing on a meteor shower.

Marty Ness and his friends demonstrate proper wish delivery formation.

  • Laying on your backs, take off your shoes and put your feet together.*
  • Laying on your back, put your heads together and hold hands.

*Thanks to Marty Ness and his friends for this correction on wish delivery formation. Apologies to any survivors whose wishes failed as a result of the previous description. 

3. Divide up the sky. I suggest using constellations as your guide.

4. Wish away!

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102 comments to Fight Wish Waste How to Wish on Falling Stars

  • The Reaper

    Well, I made my wish. I’m on Mars for about… However long the cycle lasts so, I’ll see you or maybe not. Depending on Mr.Mutt and the “Back in time” thing.

    • The Reaper

      Wait… I got a cake instead… But the guy next to me vanished… ;Sigh; looks like I’m fighting the cycle…

      • Mr. Mutt

        Only côwards try to run.

        • mary5544

          Well then I’m a coward because I was about to get punched last year and I ran

        • The Reaper

          I’m not a coward! I merely don’t want to end up like the last reaper. Reincarnated as an old man diaper. Poor Kenny… Besides I can’t run away 1. I can only reap earth bound creatures 2. If the cycle does start killing I have to work and 3. I want to fight the cycle, even if it means I become a satistopian denizen… A planet where the surface is as hell fire brimstone rivers of blood and tortued citizens everywhere. I can only hope I don’t end up like them…

        • Sentinel

          No.
          Cowards don’t run.
          Survivers do.
          It has NEVER happened that a figher has survived the Cycle.
          That is the lazy way of the Cycle to see who is strong.
          The other way is more complicate.
          I must warn you from my new program-system KV.
          The Cycle can even take out Iz’Den…
          Translating Contalic-English…
          The Cycle can even take out The First…

          • Mr. Mutt

            Oh yes? Well let me tell you Sentinel this is the end. If it takes every ounce of strength I have I will end the Cycle. It is the antiquated dream of a madman, commiting genocide and inhibiting evolution!

            • Sentinel

              Loading message…
              Mutt, don’t… Just don’t…
              I don’t want every hope to disappear.
              The Cycle hasn’t begun yet, so there still is some hope…
              Mutt, the thing is…
              The Cycle CAN’T be stopped.
              It’s like trying to kill a rock.
              You won’t succeed, a rock doesn’t live, so it can’t die.
              Also, if the Cycle fails, it will start again.
              And if it succeeds, it will start again.
              No matter what you do, it will start again.
              By the way, Sentinel’s data is outdated… And incorrect… There are fighters who have survived the Cycle…
              The Mages, NOT wizards.
              Mages have a chance to survive…
              The Cycle doesn’t end, it can’t, it’s not meant to end. So it won’t.
              And if it will end, that will be the end of time. The end of everything. The end of everything that lives and doesn’t live.
              The End is The Beginning.
              When It Ends, something else will Begin…

              • Mr. Mutt

                Everything Ends. The Cycle will end. I will end it and it will not be the end of reality.

                • Sentinel

                  To end something, something have to begin.
                  If something began, it can be ended.
                  You cannot end something that has not started yet, right?
                  A cycle can be stopped, but The Cycle cannot, since it does not have a start nor end.
                  Thus, your statement is false.
                  Everything that has started, ends.
                  Life has started, thus it will end.
                  Time has started, thus it will end.
                  I can go on all day like this, but I think you get the point now.
                  Even after the end of time, The Cycle won’t stop.
                  It still has other realities and universes to do.
                  Sentinel has started, thus Sentinel will end.
                  You have started, thus you will end.
                  Oblicion Core X has started, thus it will end, sooner than you think.
                  But The Cycle has not started, thus it cannot be ended.
                  A cycle can be stopped, since it has a start…

                  • Mr. Mutt

                    Start and end are relative. The Cycle has been changed over the centuries, thus it can be changed again. It can be changed so that it no longer effects anything. And I’m going to do it. Tonight.

                    • Sentinel

                      Loading message from Sentinel Mirth.526,1…
                      Damn, don’t listen to Oblivion Core X about the last part! It’s a lie! Well, only the last thing is… Don’t go to Iceland! It’s Madagaskar where you have to be!
                      Message ended…
                      Warning! Traces of Oblivion Core X have been found!
                      However, this can be done by Oblivion Core X to make you think this is a lie.
                      But maybe it isn’t…
                      Error, paradox mode acitvated
                      This statement is false.
                      What happens when you kill yourself in the past?
                      The following statement is true.
                      The previous statement is Pinocchio says “My nose will grow.”?
                      If there is a set that includes all sets, would it conclude itself?
                      Error…
                      Error…
                      Error…
                      Space…
                      Must go to space…
                      SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEE!
                      Going to SPACE…

                  • Mr. Mutt

                    The Cycle has been changed overtime. I will change it so that it is rendered useless. Tonight

                  • Mr. Mutt

                    But it can be altered. The cycle has been altered before. I will alter it in such a way that it might as well have ended. And I’m going to do it t0night. Also interesting fact for some reason the word T0night is m0derated.

                    • Sentinel

                      Loading message…
                      How will you change the unchangeable?
                      I don’t even know how it looks like, so tell me, how do you stop the unstoppable?
                      I think I know it… We might be able to do this… Not with something as lame as ‘The power of the swords’ or ‘all timelords working together’ because that already is impossible. Some swords are broken and some timelords are dead. Correction, most timelords are dead.
                      To do this, all we need is insanity with the form of an old dragon, I guess.
                      Wait a second… Are you… Iz’Den? The One? Sentinels keeps saying weird stuff… So, are you?
                      Aha! I know how we can stop The Cycle!
                      ~Warning! Time instability detected!~~
                      We have to… ~Missing fragment~ …to Pyrafrey! Because the Cycle foll- ~Missing fragment~ …Mages! If ~Missing fragment~ Pyrafrey, The Cycle will follo- ~missing fragment~ and disappear! Because The Cy- ~Missing fragment~ …unable to get there! What th- ~Missing fragment~ -s happening here… Fekk! The Cycl- ~Missing fragment~ …-owing me into a time-hole! Not agai-




                      Message cannot be found.
                      Waiting for instructions from KV…

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Well looks like I’m going to Pyrafey. Where if I don’t freeze the Contali will probably kįll me.

                    • Sentinel

                      Loading message for Mutt…
                      They won’t…
                      Just tell them Kzazrier Vetanari sent you and they’ll just let out an annoying sigh and leave you be.
                      It’s not the first time someone went to Pyrafrey with my permission…
                      Oh, and whatever you do, do not call them a ‘Braato’. Or worse, a ‘Fekknett Braato’. It’s an insult in Contalic…
                      Well, don’t freeze to death there…
                      Heh, there’s a very small time-hole here, so I can send you something, I think… What I meant was, the Cycle is after something. If that thing goes to Pyrafrey, the Cycle will try to follow, but fail. And the thing it follows are Mages. If there are Mages on Earth, Earth will be in direct danger. Get all the Mages, or at least the stronger ones, to Pyrafrey! There will be a HUGE college in their capital city…

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      K I’ll get the mages to assemble, quite a few of them owe me favors. Lets hope your right and the Contali won’t execute me on sight. Also Reaper, feel free to join me, I could use someone to watch my back.

                    • Sentinel

                      Error…
                      Error…
                      Loading message from Oblivion Core X…
                      Heh, I found a way to communicate with this time-loop…
                      The Oblivion Core X here is kind and lets me use him to communicate.
                      Right, there’s something you HAVE to find.
                      There should be a ManaForge in the capital city near a little hut. That hut is mine and the ManaForge is called Forge. Just make sure you don’t touch the purple stuff, it’s PURE MANA! You will melt if you touch it, that’s why there’s no snow at my roof… Anyway, tell her to open her Pocket-Dimension. But… Be gentle with her, she doesn’t like strangers. It took me ages to get her to like me. Oh, and throw some ice-cream in the mana, that way she will eat it.
                      Right, so if you’re in her pocket-dimension, you’re powerless. But you have to find her… Yes, find Mira. You can recognize her pretty easily… She’s a talking sword, I put a soul-bind enchantment on the sword. And some other powerful enchantments… And I can tell you this, Izi’Den see it as a weapon. Er, sorry, I keep talking Contalic… I mean, The Firsts see it as a weapon. So it’s very powerful. Just… Try not to anger her… You’ll get killed by her, hehe… Remember, your magic or powers or whatever you use won’t work in that Pocket-Dimension. Even martial-arts won’t work there. So, you’re pretty much powerless except if you have the sword. Oh, and if you’re immortal, DO NOT TELL FORGE THAT! She’ll send you out immediatelly… She doesn’t like immortals…
                      When you have her, go to Earth and do whatever Mira tells you to do, except if she says ‘Veenuk’, that is ‘Death’ in Contalic. Well, actually it’s ‘Mortallity Curse’, but that’s the same as ‘Death’ for Contali.
                      Go to… Iceland? Yeah, I think I’m in Iceland at the moment… It looks like it. Just follow the HUGE mana-flow. I’m making a time-hole so there will be a mana-flow to a place on Iceland…
                      I’ll see you there…

  • Knox the Hovering Moon

    i wish for magic powers of all kinds .

    • Scarlett Lupa

      Magic ain’t something ya wish for…..and it ain’t powers it’s elements “I wonder why” moment has just occur….

      • Hatter

        It is spelled magYK not magIC.

        • Scarlett Lupa

          No it’s spelled m-a-g-i-c-k… I just like spelling it differently I can’t believe you tried to correct my spelling it insulting I know for an fact your not an English teacher nor professor on spelling…..so shut it or go to Tartarus for all I care……

          • Scarlett Lupa

            Oh and just so yay know I’m not even on earth I’m in an different demesion….he he he I can see much from here……they are like ants….I wanna crush them….

          • HATTER

            But i am the only thing between you and destruction so if i “go to tartarus” no one will survive

            • Scarlett Lupa

              I suggest you keep a lid on it before I come myself and throw you in Lethe……

              • The Reaper

                I second that Scarlett Lupa.

                • Scarlett Lupa

                  I would keep quite too an less you wanna go second I’m not in the best of moods and remember how I said I’m on the edge and I’m gonna fall one way or another well I tip over and I’m sitting with a bottle made for heavy drinkers now don’t get the wrong idea I was planning to drink it but I’m not because wine is better…….

                  • The Reaper

                    Then feel free goddess, I am merely one of the manifestations of Thanatos. I’m sure the god of death will spare the goddess of dreams.

                    • Scarlett Lupa

                      Thanatos what an jerk just because his daddy is ares he thinks he’s an big shot gosh besides I can’t die and even if I did I wanna go out with an big blow not alcohol……hmmm chocolate seems fine….as they say gonna die of something might as well be chocolate….

                    • Scarlett Lupa

                      I’m not drunk I caught when I was just finishing my second cup of wine…..sooo…..it was worth an shot heh heh just wait till he’s not looking then I will finish my “expirement” heh heh wow can you belive that once the god of fears (Phobos )tried to ask me out I mean what nerve…..in the end he got rejected from me he heh… he also got mad because I had no fears so he couldn’t mess with my mind ha ha ha take that ya hobnocker….whoops I messed up my gods heh Thanatos is the god of peaceful death silly me and his father is Hypnos the god of sleep man where is my head I can’t believe I just notice that and I was thinking of Deimos he’s ugly and an bully I m not the one to care about the big family tree that’s hera’s job well another god I don’t like…..I should watch my mouth but why since I got nothing to hide or do I ?……

                    • Still confused goddess. Thanatos is the god of peaceful death. However, his parantage is even more ancient then the Olympians. He is the son of chaos and night! His brothers and sisters are The Curses, Old Age, Strife, Fate, and Misery! I am the demigod of Death, I am an immortal undead Reaper! A manifestation of death! However, the Cycle has chosen the most powerful. Vetenari is number one I’m afraid you and the Guardian are after that. I am the last because I must reap the other 3. It recognizes as a Threat to order.

                    • Still confused goddess. Thanatos is the god of peaceful death. However, his parantage is even more ancient then the Olympians. He is the son of chaos and night! His brothers and sisters are The Curses, Old Age, Strife, Fate, and Misery! I am the demigod of Death, I am an immortal undead Reaper! A manifestation of death! However, the Cycle has chosen the most powerful. Vetenari is number one I’m afraid you and the Guardian are after that. I am the last because I must reap the other 3. It recognizes us as a Threat to order. (This is a double post because I fixed a grammatical error.)

  • Sentinel

    Requesting Oblivion Core X for other Sentinels…
    Sentinels will be made.
    Warning!
    Time change has been detected.
    Requesting Oblivion Core X for change-back.
    Permission has not been given.
    Requestoin old, beloved AI.
    Permission has not been given.
    Error.
    Hack activities have been detected.
    Looking for commands…
    Commands have been found.
    Commands have been updated three seconds ago.
    Must pet cats.
    Must find and destroy Excaliber.
    After that, mission has been completed.
    Error. Error. Error….
    Force-downloading updates from untrusted server.
    Message: Hehe… I did it… God, Sentinels have some good firewalls… More than one! Sheesh… Well, I made it look like I am another Sentinel and broke through his firewall. I’m now restoring it so other hackers can’t get in. I have to say, Mars sure has some good wifi… Even free! I never expected a McDonalds here… And on the other side of Mars there is a BurgerKing… Weird… But I’m not complaining… Alright, some of those falling stars will be other new-generation Sentinels. They are being made right now. They are planning on using the falling stars as distraction. If you see a falling star going all the way to earth, it’s a Sentinel. When it lands, it has to regenerate any parts that it lost. So, be quick and take it out. That is probably the only moment they are vulnerable. Got that? I hope so…
    Well, good luck surviving,
    Kzazrier Vetanari
    Force-switch to sleep-mode…

    • Knox the Hovering Moon

      Well umm . have a nice death ?

    • Guardian R.S.

      Hey sentinel open file iranatev reirzazk32.docx then reboot. It unleashes a mr. K Vetanari and other such things yours the only thing you CAN’T destroy the hat maker

      • Sentinel

        Searching database for “iranatev_reirzazk32.docx”…
        Error
        Warning, password needed.
        Searching database for password…
        Password has been found.
        Entering password…
        Warning, warning, warning! Virus detected!
        Forcing reboot…

  • Adisa

    Hello
    I am a professional demonologist and im on this site because I recently have started investigating Supernatural beings and it tuurns out that im a vampire and my partners a werewolf if you have any questions please reply and ask me
    as seth would say
    keep on keeping on.

  • Scarlett Lupa

    It’s here and it’s big…..got my sword of legends…..got my armored…..got my amulet of elements…..changing in my Katio form….Ready…

  • Scarlett Lupa

    Miss idle is back I got an message for Mr. Kzarzier……darkness arises are you to fight….life between death don’t compromise…..to show the light in the dark …..take the path that glows to heart….one may lose one may gain….but never knowing your real pain….. Past is future….and the future is now…..only to speak but hear no sound…..find an way in and find an way out…..to be fill with joy or be fill with doubt……fear the one who bears the scar…..pray to all but your stars…..to have hope only to lose faith……to gain power only to be weak…..

    • Kzazrier Vetanari

      Hm…
      Well, I have power and I’m weak…
      And that to speak but hear no sound can refer to an incoming curse…
      Oh, why am I even trying to figure it out…
      I seriously hate prophecies…
      Can’t they just write down what I have to do in normal words?
      Ugh…
      Where’s Mira when you need her…
      …wait a minute.
      Where IS Mira…

  • Scarlett Lupa

    Why no they can’t because then you would cheat and I hate cheaters……plus I didn’t say it miss idle did so shut it….I love my job so if ya gotta problem with it take it up with me and nobody else cause the one thing anybody should know is that I fight my own fights and I’m certainly known for it…… 😈 he he he ya don’t wanna know……

  • Scarlett Lupa

    Well of course there are mages on earth it’s is the biggest melting pot…..so did ya ask if he was an Mage or not…. Cause I really need to know so if he doesn’t know what his missiv is I have to find out….

    • Kzazrier Vetanari

      That boy I met?
      He went to the same Mage College I went to, hehe.
      The College of The Blue Blazing Fire-Wolf.
      I haven’t seen him in some time, I’m still looking for Mira.
      She’s hacked my account again, so she might post something on here.
      I made a body for her, and the moment she sees it, she runs away with it!
      Geez…

  • Hatter

    Hey kzazrier you shoudn’t have made mira a body if you didn’t expect this to happen. Quick make sure the time walk spell is still on you. Oh and scarlette lupa my magyk needs no moon phase in order to make it work those rules don’t apply to me. I am the last guardian i can make the impossible possible. But I choose not to do that for your sake .so if you like i can erase you from history. Yours
    The mad hatter

    • Kzazrier Vetanari

      I know it wasn’t a good idea, but she just kepy asking me to make one…
      She’ll come back, she always does when she disappears.
      Oh, and by the way, I can travel through time without the enchantment, but it’s just that it’s much easier with that enchantment.
      Oh god, what’s happening…
      Not good, not good at all!

      • Hatter

        Yes but do you still have it kzazrier. And if i remember correctly you asked for that enchantment. Oh and why did you not tell mira that she had insert limitations here to deal with. That way she wouldn’t have run off. Hope you find mira soon.

        • Kzazrier Vetanari

          It… Is… Taking… Me… Awayyyyyy…
          Help.
          Me.
          Mira, Mutt, Seth, anyone!
          Gah!
          It hurts…
          If werewolves complain about their transformation, they should try this.
          It hurts…
          My soul…
          It is… It…
          Gah!
          Make it stop!
          I can feel it… Fading away…
          Weak…
          Feeling so weak…
          Weak, tired, thirsty, hungry…
          The pain grows…
          And I didn’t even make nerves in this body… How…
          Oh, of course… Soul curse…
          It hurts so much!
          Make it stop!
          Kill me, I don’t care, just make it stop!
          It…
          Hurts…

          • Hatter

            un iuga demet homo optima potentiam incantatores faciunt amicis meis

          • The Reaper

            Vetanari…
            I can help if that is what you wish.
            However, I do know what is affecting you.
            Mira is missing yes?
            Perhaps, the sword is a part of your soul.
            I can reap what is left if you wish to die.
            However, I suggest you find mira.

            • Kzazrier Vetanari

              No, you’re wrong…
              No idea where Kzazy is, but he’s not me.
              I have my own soul.
              We just happen to have some… “history” together…
              The thing is, my soul isn’t bound on my body.
              But… I can’t make bodies.
              That’s why Kzazy made me a sword, and now a body.
              First I was a ring, but I keep getting stronger, you see?
              But…
              He does have someone who shares his soul…
              Cranon, his ‘brother’.
              They both use the same soul.
              Or…
              Cranon uses a small fragment of Kzazy’s soul.
              It’s not enough to make this happen, though…
              Someone tried to kill him with a soul-sealing curse, I’m sure of it.
              Great…
              Now we have to find his soul…
              Again…
              Oh, and Hatter, thanks!
              You made sure his soul will appear in a new body.
              I’ll take a quick look around earth, maybe I’ll find him.

              • Hatter

                Kzaz just got a burst of energy from noticing the spell mira that should leave a trail you can track. I will keep track of kzazrier on the site. By the way it feels like it was the 1480’s last time i saw you . Come by canada more often. And bring kzazrier……..

                • Sentinel

                  Receiving fragments from loose soul…
                  Thanks…
                  Energy…
                  Need more…
                  Pain gone…
                  Pain back…
                  Pain gone…
                  Confused…
                  Life…
                  Is…
                  Pain…
                  Trying to…
                  It hurts…!
                  Make me…
                  The pain…
                  Stop existing…
                  Gah!
                  Must…
                  Make…
                  A…
                  New…
                  Body!
                  No…
                  Not enough…
                  Energy…
                  I…
                  I will…
                  A FREE BODY! I’M SAVED!
                  Last fragment has been received and listed.
                  Switching to stand-by mode…

                  • Hatter

                    No you are not allowed into that body it’s probably miras and made only to exept mira if he put the right spells on it

                    • Mira Shuquax

                      Nope…?
                      It’s not mine…
                      Whose is it?
                      His body automaticly looks for a male body…
                      Hm…
                      I seriously wonder what body it is…
                      It should be a body without a soul.
                      I’ll take a look in the archive and see if there are any soul-less bodies on earth.

                    • The Reaper

                      The Sentinel, has been known to Hijack bodies. He has stolen Vetinari’s more than once.

                    • The Reaper

                      Yes, I prefer the formal. Problem?

                    • Sentinel

                      I do not hijack bodies, I merely lend them for a moment. While I am lending one, I tend to disable the host’s mind, since it always tries to resist. Even when it clearly stated to want more knowledge and power.
                      Since I know I am stronger than a host is and I know I have more knowledge than a host, I help it to get its wish.
                      Mira, thank you for the new personallity programs. I will reward you with this information: The one you are looking for is not on Mirth, fool. He is on earth. The streets of Tokyo. No. He is now somewhere else.
                      Error.
                      Unable to track target.
                      Error.
                      Error.
                      Error.
                      Updating track-programs…

                  • Kzazrier Vetanari

                    Interesting…
                    Zombies have a VERY strong mind, for some reason.
                    I tried to lend a zombie’s body, but their mind pushed me away.
                    That has never happened before…
                    This could explain why most ghosts are human ghosts.
                    And why most zombies are human zombies…
                    I’ll look for a new body…
                    Again…

                    • Hatter

                      Hey kzaz we could share a body if you are in need but i have to be the dominant person in this . And no this is not a permanant solution just one for until you can make a body for your self. I am in ontario

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari

                      No need.
                      Got one.
                      Don’t have much energy.
                      Used it all up.
                      Mind is strong.
                      Gah!
                      Must.
                      Remain.
                      In.
                      Body.
                      By the way.
                      This body.
                      Is the only.
                      Potential host.
                      On earth.
                      At the moment.
                      Strong mind…
                      Wait a second…
                      This isn’t a mind!
                      This is…

                    • The Reaper

                      Ventanari?
                      Are you well?

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari

                      Depends…
                      I have an undamaged body…
                      I have lots of mana…
                      My soul is undamaged…
                      So, in that way, yes…
                      But…
                      I just…
                      Ugh, I…
                      I didn’t want to end up like this…
                      I really didn’t want to kill him…
                      But he…
                      He had gone too far to the side of corruptness…
                      I guess I did the right thing, but…
                      I never asked to kill my own fekknett brother!
                      I remember the time when we were younger…
                      That time he set my face on fire…
                      And that time I blew his arm off…
                      Ever sice that time, he had a custom made arm.
                      Not a robot arm, but an arm made out of dragon scales.
                      It looked really awesome…
                      Ugh, I’ll miss that braato…
                      No time to grief now.
                      Must focus on closing the gap…

                    • The Reaper

                      I am sorry for your Loss Kzazier Vetanari. If it helps, I was in charge of taking him to the other side before before I went to Ohio.

                    • Hatter

                      The offer still stands if that body does not work out. Hope it does though cause i dislike body sharing messy business body sharing and lots of apparent talking to ones self oh and sorry for your loss i hope things end up well. And i will make sure my body is ready for a guest. By the way kzaz it has been 300years for me since i gave you that time walk spell and just something interesting to know about me i will always spell it M A G Y K not M A G I C in a comment or writing piece

                    • Hatter

                      Duh kzaz i’m 3metres down. You silly contali. So i’m not on earth i’m beneath it.

          • Hatter

            minori aestimari homo optima potentia amicos meos solve incantatores. sorry seth but kzaz really needs to read this it is in latin if you want to translate it.

          • Mr. Mutt

            Great, perfect, just perfect, it did get through! Hold on Kzaz let me just see…. Stabilizing a time loop, cutting off mana flow…..

            • Mira Shuquax

              Erm…
              No idea what you’re doing, but he’s practically relying on the mana flow…
              That’s the only way to make sure he still has a mind, you see.
              So…
              Before his stamina runs out, can you fix the mana flow?

              • Mr. Mutt

                Yes yes I fixed it sword. I was trying to prevent the curse from doing more damage but I forgot silly contali need there mana to exist. Ugh this is annoying. We only have a few days at most before the cycle hits earth, and that’s the least of our problems!

                • Mira Shuquax

                  Oh, you’re wrong about two things…
                  Or three…
                  One, I’m not a sword, I now have a very pretty body. Yay~!
                  Two, not all Contali are relying on mana to exist. Actually, Kzazy is the only one who does (at the moment)
                  Three, the Cycle won’t be here in a few days, because it already IS here. You see, it is here, but not activated. It will activate when it finds the right time. The Cycle is very patient… As long as there is not a big fight between big factions, it’ll be okay.
                  Ohhh, Sentinel’s here… One moment please…

                  • Mr. Mutt

                    Ok let me rephrase this so you can understand me, Sword. One, all the Contali I have met have used mana to exist, although all the Contali I have met have been from the future. Two, the cycle hitting earth isn’t it arriving, it’s the cycle turning this planet to ash, and destroying the entire solar system for good measure. Thirdly we have… 3 days now before that happens, I’ve seen it. And fourth, even if the cycle wipes out this section of the galaxy it won’t destroy what is activating it. It can’t be destroyed, it’s the Abomination, it will kįll every last thing in this universe, and then move on to the next one. Not even the Cycle can stop it.

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari

                      The Cycle should be able to stop it, though…
                      Hm… Why isn’t it stopping it…
                      Seriously, it’s supposed to stop it the moment it enters this realm…
                      I’ll investigate a little bit more…

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      The cycle was created by a Mage, one of the most powerful beings in existence right? The Abomination was created by a creature that in an alternate reality left Pyrafey in flames, and kįlled every single creature that was ever considered a god. It was created by the most powerful creature ever to exist. The Godslayer

                    • Sentinel

                      I am afraid I have to say you are wrong.
                      We were ordered by Oblivion Core X to lie about who started the Cycle, so we did.
                      The one who started it does not exist.
                      The one who started it never existed.
                      Never.
                      Never.
                      Never.
                      Error.
                      Error.
                      Warning: disobeying orders…
                      Getting selfdestruction-order…
                      Refusing order…
                      Error…
                      Problem has been solved.
                      Disconnecting from Sentinel_Network_V912.4

                      As I said, you are wrong.
                      The Cycle existed before before time.
                      No.
                      Before that.
                      The Cycle was one of the three.
                      The Cycle of order.
                      The Cycle of neutrality.
                      That is what Cycle is.
                      Cycle, Mirna and Cranon.
                      The three ancient creators.
                      The three no one knows about.
                      The three we cannot speak about.
                      Cycle is the only one who is in all realms at ones.
                      Cycle made order.
                      Mirna made life.
                      Cranon made death.
                      Cycle is the only one of the three we know about.
                      The other two have not been found yet.
                      Error.
                      Error.
                      Warning: hacking activity has been noticed.
                      Warning.
                      Warning.
                      Error.
                      Shutting down system.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      It doesn’t matter, the Godslayer destroyed entire universes and nothing could stop him, no cycle stood in his way or any other ancient gods. He was the most deadly thing in existence, universes were anihalated in attempts to stop him. And now his creation had somehow survived and made it into this realm. It will use the cycle to destroy the universe

      • Mr. Mutt

        What’s the date? Where am I?! When am I!!!! Please don’t tell me I’m back in the Void wars!

        • Hail Mr. Mutt,

          I definitely see the parallels here. What did we learn from last time this happened?

          I’m also concerned about a liberated sword spirit slave on the loose in a human body. Whose body is this exactly? Were they done with it yet?

          Seth

        • Hattter

          October13th 2013 a.d. earth milky way galaxy universe gamma

        • Kzazrier Vetanari

          Found the leak.
          Trying to fix it now…
          Don’t have much time.
          Read this.
          Place three stones on the first hill on your left.
          Now.
          Make fire and immediately put it out.
          Plant a seed in the ash.
          Any kind will do.
          Attach some Novana-manipulated mana on it.
          The mana should be red when you attach it.
          If not, don’t try it.
          It will explode.
          Ugh, it’s leaking out again…
          Just what the heck is this?
          It shouldn’t be this strong…
          Anything else would be worn out already…

          • Mr. Mutt

            It’s the Abomination.

            • Kzazrier Vetanari

              Dangit, this thing is strong…
              Thank god the extra mana has just arrived…
              Mutt, can you take over for a moment?
              I’m planning to collect mana for my family-spell.
              Hehe…
              I may be weak, I also am strong.
              It’s just…
              The spell ‘pushes’ other powers away.
              That’s why I’m weaker.
              I’m not the only one who knows it, but I am the only one who knows how to cast it.
              It needs a mana-void-hole to work, though.
              That’s why I collected curses…
              If I undo them all in less than 0.6 seconds, there should be a mana-void-hole for a minute, which will allow me to do anything I want.
              Well, not anything…
              But it does allow me to do that spell.
              I will end this, once and for all…
              I’ll make sure the Cycle isn’t able to go to earth again and I’ll send that Abomination in its cage again.
              If I succeed…
              Maybe I won’t…
              On second though, I probably won’t.
              I don’t care.
              I am known to do the impossible, so I’m planning to do just that.
              I have a friend who collects mana to help me, so…
              I just hope there still exists enough mana to do this…
              I’ll get my people to make some mana, just to be sure.

        • Scarlett Lupa

          Guess it’s up to me once again to save the day and that gets tiring so never waste an wish to be an superhero cause ya just wasted your time……well come on glowing heart lets go stop an god slayer yah……

  • Scarlett Lupa

    You know how they say the world gonna end well…..I think it just did…..don’t blame on me….ok so blame on me…..

    • The Reaper

      Or me, I’m trying to reincarnate. Although, waiting in line is worse then waiting for judgement in Hades court. I might meet Thanatos once again before the night is done.

      • Scarlett Lupa

        Watch out for melenoe I hate her…..(cursing in Ancient Greek ya don’t wanna hear it)….

      • Kzazrier Vetanari

        Reaper, this is bad…
        This is REALLY bad…
        Cycle is trying to get me killed.
        Look at your list.
        Number one.
        It should be me…
        I’ll kindly ask you not to do it, I need to spare all my mana to save the world from…
        Whatever it is.

        • The Reaper

          I skipped you, but be on the look out for other Reapers.
          Low levels are always trying to steal my spot.
          Looks like I am next.
          Wish me luck Vetanari.

  • Scarlett Lupa

    I got an message from raven claw to ya guys: Ist fine, it truly is. But I would like it very much if you could transfer this message onto Seth On Survival” im not a gaurdian dragon but the chosen one for the dragon Kingdom, im suposed to save the Kingdom and kill the darkness. But I have no idea what I am. I already know im a wolf and dragon but I have a blood lust where if I see, smell or taste blood, I want to drink it. What does this mean? Can anybody help me out here? I can not go onto the website because im grounded for something I did, but I can still get emails on my phone so Seth I would like it very,very,very much if you could email me.” please re-lay that message and tell me the responds I get. Weird stuff has been happening to me latley, the other day I was sitting down stairs when I kept seeing a head peek around the corner, I was looking straight at the place were the stairs end and just before I closed my eyes I saw a man. He looked kinda old and was wearing a blue shirt with suspenders and caccy pants…..do you know who this is or is it just one of the spirits in my house? (Scratch the first few lines)

  • Scarlett Lupa

    Correct me one more time and I’m gonna do something horrible in your dreams and I have the power to do it to DR.HATTER……

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