Well Graham and I finally finished counting and allotting “points” for helpful comment and rolled the dice – er, shook the phone – to reveal the Dyan Moon Survivor of the Month. Recognize this Survivor?
Fast Facts About Agharna Phellan
—> This survivor once posted a valuable and poetic lesson for werewolves about the importance of post-transformation oral hygiene.
—> Once found two A-51 agent suits and probably still has them.
—> USED TO HAVE A VERY GUILTY CONSCIENCE ABOUT A FEW THINGS …
—> In addition to A-51 this survivor has run ins with Dr. Crane and Van Helsing and his Monster Hunters.
—> He may have been raised by werewolves, but he doesn’t exactly like them!
—> What wears a dark suit, is completely evil, and is about to eat your souls? It’s:
Agharna Phellan: Shadowy Elemental Man of Mystery*
*Disclaimer: Please be advised that SOS does not endorse or embrace or otherwise celebrate all or even many of the actions and certainly not the legal advice of this survivor. But he won. So without further disclaimers…
*Disclaimer: In fact, we did not count ANY of the posts in which AP directly or indirectly contributed to the non-survival of another. But despite this ample number of discarded posts, he did win. Luck’s like that some times. So without further disclaimer…
*Disclaimer: JOKE…no more disclaimers! Agharna Phellan is a valued contributer to survival, yours and mine. So without further disclaimer…
“JUST GET ME ANOTHER BLOODTINI.”
Agharna Phellan. His name means “moon” in Sanskrit but that’s not his werewolf name. His WW name is actually Cahin Loup.
So you might wonder, how does a soul-sucking, bass-playing draconian shadow elemental vampire end up with a werewolf name?
Good question. Because Agharna Phellan was raised by werewolves, that’s why.
In fact, he was trained to be a werewolf leader. We don’t know much about his family or why he was expected to lead the pack. He doesn’t talk about his WW family very much. Maybe because one day during a training exercise, 3 werelings under his care were killed during a giant demon wolf attack.
Did something happen to Agharna Phellan that day? We don’t know. Maybe AP himself doesn’t even remember. All we know is, following this incident, AP was being shunned by his village. Worse, they informed AP that he was no longer a werewolf.
As you might expect, being kicked out of your village, your family and even your species is very traumatic. I imagine it would feel like a human being demoted to a monkey. Something like that. Anyway, the point here is, if you wonder why AP has such a complicated relationship with werewolves, look no further than this incident.
Only one thing good came from the shunning. AP discovered his elemental powers. His burning shame. Well, it could really burn. In fact it burned his village to the ground. He couldn’t stop it until he broke a dam and stood under the water.
The water crashing down on him, put out the flames but the fire still smolders and flares up from time to time.
And in its absence he discovered darker elemental powers left by the demon wolf attack. That’s right. Dark lawyering powers. I won’t describe the rest, but you can read about them here. Just hang onto your soul.
Apart from the occasional soul-sucking episode, Agharna Phellan’s a great contributer to survival. A loyal defender and eloquent communicator who plays in a band called the Killosaurus Tonberries and riddles up the pages with advice, comments and poems.
So if you see Agharna Phellan don’t be afraid to say “HI!”*
*Unless you’re a werewolf. Or your soul isn’t properly secured. Or you’re highly flammable or…
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-sigh-
*I tilt my head to the side confused* why oh so depressed and defeated AP?
I’m not I’m just bored.
*an object suddenly flies past Haley’s head and hits AP in the center of his chest, it’s a book. Haley turns to see me sitting the corner reading* There AP, best pastime in the world *AP looks at the cover to see the elegantly written title, which reads “Confessions of a Murder suspect- James Patterson”* I want that back when your done. *pull another book out of the stack beside me*
Really? James Patterson? I prefer Robert A. Heinlein’s novels.
-he smiled at Akantha-
But, thank you for the gesture.
Your welcome, but don’t knock it ’till you’ve read it. James Patterson is in my top ten of favorite authors.
I don’t know. I have never seen another author who advertises his books on television.
*I shrug without looking up from my book* advertisement does not affect his skills as a writer. Though I do admit, the last Maximum Ride was a bit odd.
All you zombies is a good story from him the rest I have yet to read though
you should read them first chance you get.
I just might. Currently I am re-reading the Lord of the Rings series.
I can respect that. It’s also a great series, then again I like most books. I’m not overly picky about reading material.
It’s a sign of an intellectual if someone reads extensively.
So is messy handwriting. Tell me, do you write in the margarine of your book Agharna? *I flip the book in my hands around to show several sloppy notes scrawled most everywhere there is not text*
-he laughs softly-
Half the time I can’t even find my papers.
…..how did that get modded?
Hmm?
I will never understand the moderation system on this site. All I said was that advertisement does not affect his skills as an author.
I give up. The mod system is being ridiculous.
-he laughs softly-
*I roll my eyes and start reading again*
I would’ve made a joke about free speech, but…
-he laughed a little louder-
*I look up* So now you’ve resorted to bad puns? Lovely…
That isn’t a pun. It’s a political joke. And a subtle one at that. A pun. Me? Please.
Pun (noun)- a subtle play on words.
It wasn’t a play on words… Oh, okay I see. The joke was intended a different way.
I give, the moderation system wins.
-he continues reading Return of the King-
Blah…
?
Bored…
*I chuckle* then I suggest you do something about that
Oh you’re just full of it today, aren’t you?
*I cross my arms and smirk* aren’t I always?
That’s fair.
*I laugh*
-laughs with you-
but seriously, if your bored read another book. Books are always good.
I ran out’ve books.
hmm… have you tried writing one?
I don’t like writing.
then just listen to music
Nah.
*I shrug* your choice. I’m out of ideas.
Meh.
Then play sports or play on your
Sorry what I meant was or play on your computer or phone
If you have one if not don’t ask me cuz I’m out of ideas OK or maybe I do have an idea don’t know need to think
And also get more books if u ran out of books
SURVIVOR ALERT!!!!!: rescent events have unfolded resulting in the discovery of a new threat to survival this threat Is area 19. Me and survivors close to me were catalogued and given numbers including reaper, urban squatch, lilith, and Cortez, if any of you have info on where area 19 has a base or wish to see the files please contact me with what you want through Skype: GuardianR.S. With a lower case g please help in finding the chink in their armour before it is too late for you and your friends
*a man walks twords hatter, his head tilted down just enough that his face is obscured by his fadora, he is wearing a long black WW2 trench coat, in his hand is an orange envelope, he tilts his head up, and suddenly hatter recognizes a familiar face, the face of Noah. Before hatter can say word, noah covers his mouth and puts a single finger to his lips, as to tell him to be silent. Noah gestures silently to several hidden microphones in the room. Noah hands hatter the envelope and departs as fast as he arrived*
TL
*i open the envelope to see a blank sheet of paper and quickly pace towards noah hoping to catch him before he disappears* hey dude it’s blank. *i hand him a bowler hat that say “spin me” on a tag then disappear from even the most trained eyes almost disappearing from the multiverse as a whole almost*
*noah spins the hat and appears infront of hatter*
We have a problem…
*noah sighs*
I have spent the last few years tring to escape from reaper corps…
I have manipulated countless people on this site, including you hatter…
I was behind the faux cycle, all of it…
I was the one who first summoned it…
I needed everyone, you included, to think that I had “sacrificed” myself for some greater good, I wanted to leave my name on a good note…
So I created this deception, to make the reapers think I had finally evaded ther grasp, and the rest of the world think I was some sort of hero for it…
That I had become the void, impossible to resurrect…
But now, Area 19 knows of my existence and whereabouts, and it’s only a matter of time before reaper corps becomes involved with government affairs, they allways do…
*noah glances at the paper in hatters hand*
It’s blank, because you are going to fill it in…
That, my friend, is a segment of the master list of the Shinigami…
And you, will be writing the names of the agents of area 19…
Consider it reconciliation for the all the lies…
I expect a full document, listing all the information they have one me and Penelope.
*noah once again departs*
TL
Hmm…
-he reappears, studying an ancient tome-
Hmm…
Are there any werewolves on currently?
I’m on now