For anyone who missed the big Valentine’s Day announcement from Zyboragon, there’s an explanation for the mysterious zombie valentine posted to the site yesterday (below).
And it’s good news for all you non-cannibals. Zombies have taken V-day to re-respect a 1987 decision to restrict feeding habits to cannibals. Check it out!
Apologies to any cannibals out there. However you should be aware, as a cannibal you are in fact at risk of spontaneously developing ZSE anyway and turning zombie at some point regardless. Any further questions or concerns, please feel free to give Ted Turner a call OR join the protest outside Zyboragon’s house…
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Haha! That is just awesome. No wonder I like zombies so much.
it also probably has something to do with you being a zombie too
Angelic cyborg ghost dragon who used to be a zombie cyborg. Becoming angelic took the place of my zombie side.
I do believe that there are still particles containing the Z virus within my bloodstream, there is no conclusive data on whether the zombie in me will return.
The last thing the world needs is a metal zombie dragon that can turn invisible and spread the Z.
Thank you Seth, I needed more protesting cannibals around.
Hail Z,
You’re welcome! I figure we can all learn from your anti-cannibalism tactical regime.
Thanks for keeping on!
Seth