Survival Videos

Get the new interactive ebook from SOS

Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf cover

Now for iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad

Welcome to Seth On Survival – The online home of Supernatural Survival

Hosted by renowned supernatural survivologist Seth Greening Seth On Survival is the blog, web series, and mobile app with the supernatural resources that you need to survive in these troubled times.

The Lupine Life app for Werewolves

Subscribe to SOS via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to SOS and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Recent Survivor Comments

  • User AvatarAkantha { Good Luck to all the weres dealing with the blood moon... } – Jan 20, 11:56 PM
  • User Avatardansurvivor { Anyone still using this site? } – Dec 27, 1:25 PM
  • User AvatarAkantha { Selfishness being the most common trait... perhaps, but not necessarily the... } – Dec 22, 3:44 AM
  • User AvatarHatter { well, andré it really depends on quite a few things, however... } – Dec 04, 5:42 PM
  • User AvatarFenrir Iceborn { I'm fairly certain genuine good does exist. Reaper you're not entirely... } – Nov 04, 2:27 AM
  • User AvatarAndré Holm { Hi there my name is André Holm i wonder Why my... } – Nov 03, 6:00 PM
  • User AvatarMichael { I’m Michael and I have an experience with what I believe... } – Nov 01, 6:38 PM
  • User Avatardansurvivor { Happy Halloween, everybody! } – Oct 31, 7:56 PM
  • User Avatarwendigo surviver { hello my name does not lie i survived a wendigo i... } – Oct 22, 10:21 AM
  • Older »

Scan Your Friends with the Monstrometer

Scan Your Friends

Scan yourself while you are at it!


Watch Werewolf Webisodes

'My Lupine Life' By Louis Pine

'My Lupine Life' By Louis Pine

Watch Zombie Survival Videos

The life you save could be your own!

Subscribe to SOS on YouTube

Subscribe to me on YouTube

Top Commenters for this post

Want your avatar displayed here? Just leave a comment

Lycanthropy Lunar Phase Tracker

Waxing Gibbous Moon
Waxing Gibbous Moon

Distance: 57 earth radii
Ecliptic latitude: 0 degrees
Ecliptic longitude: 103 degrees

Zombie Outbreak in Texas!!!

Hail Survivors!

I recently received a very grave -no pun intended- warning from Survivor Miles who I believe may be located in or near Texas. Survivor Miles recently survived a vicious zombie attack, armed with only his wits and hedge clippers. His parents unfortunately were not so lucky.

Read more here: Zombie Attack!!!


SOS Poll

In the event of a Code Red Zombie invasion should you:

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Scan Your Friends!

Download the Monstrometer Available Now! Free! For iPhone, iPod Touch & iPad.

Share SOS on Twitter


SOS Theme Song on iTunes

Tap the album cover to get “Wheelchair Werewolf” on iTunes.Tijuana Bibles

Witches Warn Lady Gaga After Witch Assistant Fired

Witches worldwide threaten to curse Lady Gaga and revoke all her fame and riches today after the pop diva defended firing her personal assistant for witch-like behaviour.

Bewitched: Witches react to Lady Gaga firing witch assistant (left)

In official court documents Lady Gaga accused fired assistant Jennifer of just staring at her, “like a witch,” after refusing to be at her beck and call and not even using her witch magic to unpack the pop star’s 20 heavy bags for her.

“She would only open a couple of bags and it was very stressful for me because then again on my days off I couldn’t really have a day off because you know, I weigh 115 pounds and I was trying to move these big heavy luggages all by myself in the room,” stated Lady Gaga.

Her statements have enraged the World Witches Federation, who warn that one does not hire a witch to be at one’s “beck and call” let alone unpack bags.

“One does not hire a witch for her bag unpacking spells!” raged Romanian White Witch Queen Maria Campina. “Does Lady Gaga imagine that all her fame and fortune comes out of thin air? Maybe it’s time for us to revoke the magic we have granted her if she is going to keep acting this way. Let her deal with the demons and see how she likes that!”

The White Witch says that she will bring up the matter for vote at the next WWF council. Until then she warns everyone to be kind to Witch Assistants, who work very hard and are in many cases the the hidden source of your power and riches.

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

2 comments to Witches Warn Lady Gaga After Witch Assistant Fired: Your Days of Fame Are Numbered

Leave a Reply




You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>