Another witchly mystery solved. Turns out all those AWOL sorcerers who made themselves disappear are not as afraid of humans, werewolves or vampires as they are of something far more sinister – taxes and fines. For those like Anonymous and Kereigh who’ve been searching the craft fairs all summer for signs of sorcery only to find empty tables and traces of pixie dust…. finally the real truth.
Taxes. It seems the witches have spent their summer vacation in Romania fighting a law that would tax all their spells and curses and even fine them for incorrect predictions. As Maria Campina, 57, the self-proclaimed White Magic Queen and leader of the witches said: “Why should we pay taxes when we don’t get anything from the state? We already do a lot for our country. Whenever there is an important Christian celebration, we perform a ritual to protect the country from natural disasters… that has to be worth more than any tax income.”
Well this week Maria’s argument was buried in a midnight ritual involving three hairs from a senator’s head, a silver coin and monkey paw and the result? Well let’s just say the witches will not be paying taxes and the Romanian senators should regain motor control of their hands sometime this century. All this just in time for Halloween and the opening of their official season. So keep your eyes on the skies, the witches should be back.by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com