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When Werewolves Turn Pro Someone Always Gets Bit

In the news this week, another werewolf made good made bad made another werewolf story, as Liverpool striker Luis Suarez totally wolfs out in the heat of a football game, biting Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic mid-game to confirm his suspected werewolf status and earn a 10-game suspension.

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Lupine Luis Bites Ivanovic

Ivanovic, who was immediately treated by trainers with colloidal silver solution, surprised many when he announced today that he has forgiven Suarez and in fact, looks forward to the possibility of developing his own werewolf powers as early as the next full moon.

If it happens, Ivanovic and Suarez won’t be the first werewolves playing a professional sport.  In fact the pro fields of most sports are full of werewolves, from basketball to tennis to baseball and even ping pong.

In fact, with the exception of hockey and golf, which tends as much toward vampires as werewolves, and bowling which is dominated by ghosts, it’s fair to say that some of the best athletes in every sport display lycanthropic tendencies.

Carlos uses his bat to stop himself wolfing out.

Carlos uses his bat to stop himself wolfing out.

Think about it. As a werewolf, once you learn to control your transformations,you will often be able to achieve a state between one form and the other, a wolf-man state that maximizes and combines the best attributes of both your human and lupine side.  With this superior strength, speed and reflexes, wouldn’t you be tempted to try out for the big leagues?

Before you answer yes, consider this. Officials have already begun to debate what to do about suspected and confirmed werewolves in professional sports, Luis’ ten day suspension is just the tip of the iceberg.

Most agents and recruiters have a strict anti-lycan directive for the simple fact that most sports fans – again with the exception of hockey and curling – don’t want to see any literal blood on the field.

Taming the inner Tiger!

Taming the inner Tiger!

But playing a sport can make even the most placid person howling mad – let alone a werewolf. And what if the big game falls on a full moon? How will you control the were-rage?

Well here at SOS, were-rage is a perennial topic. It seems everyday there’s a new were-rage incident reported on the site. Many survivors will recognize Carlos Quentin here demonstrating a popular technique known as “bite-the-bat.”

(Little known fact – Carlos has flavoured bats specially made for this purpose.)

Now Tiger here, demonstrates the lesser known and somewhat less good technique known as “bite-the-five-iron.” I hesitate even to show this one as even looking at the photo can cause significant dental damage. But at the same time, who can argue with Tiger’s success? When was the last time you saw him transform unexpectedly?

Gnawing on his Olympic medal keeps Chris smiling!

Gnawing on his Olympic medal keeps Chris smiling not drooling.

And who can argue with Chris Paul of the US Olympic basketball team, caught gnawing on his gold medal, which is actually 92.5% silver, and for a very good reason! A little Ag 47 in the blood stream is just what the werewolf doctor ordered to keep the lycan factors at bay, at least for long enough to smile humanly for the cameras.

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111 comments to When Werewolves Turn Pro Someone Always Gets Bit

  • devorah

    thanks seth this was very well needed but i admit when i have done wrong and if you wonder why hockey players wear a lot of gear a biting from a angry werewolf is one of my suspicion. I even saw a player try to lick another it was weird

    • Hail Devorah,

      Thanks to you for helping keep the peace around here. I was skeptical at first when you reported on stick biting but it only took a little bit of research to prove you were right.

      Thanks for keeping on.

      Seth

      • devorah

        werewolf athletes have to do something to keep calm. although since hockey helmets often have cages i resort to biting my mouthguard

  • devorah

    thanks seth this was very well needed true story for werewolf athletes but i admit when i have done wrong and if you wonder why hockey players wear a lot of gear a biting from a angry werewolf is one of my suspicion. I even saw a player try to lick another it was weird

  • firefang

    I play soccer the way I keep myself from wolfing out silver braclets on my upper arms

    • Hail Firefang,

      Thanks for the SOS tip. I will send Lonewolf here to your suggestion as he is currently dealing with this very thing…

      One question though, regarding the silver content of these arm bands. How much silver should they have? Is there a danger they could weaken you? What if you did transform, would they fall off? Do you have to be careful where you place them?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      • firefang

        For soccer they can’t be seen but they shouldn’t weaken you unless u wolf then u can’t move and they have should have at least some silver it doesn’t have much

        • DarkOne

          Can’t move? Paralyzed? Could I use it if I… er….. Well, didn’t have a crib?

          • firefang

            You can still move just u can’t bite anyone or scratch anyone u don’t technically change

            • DarkOne

              So you’re like a werewolf, a harmless one still with a human mind? Or….. not.
              cause i might end up without a crib. I am in the process of beginning to create one, but i might not be able to stand it. And go outside and get lost. As a wolf. And possibly wake up nude in my bus driver’s yard. 😳

              • firefang

                Ya u more or less stay human but ur wolf mind tries to get into the picture

                • Scarlett Lupa

                  Hey some one gets the logic here….oh whoops sorry don’t mean to intrude continue….yeah uh I have something over there….yep over there….

                • DarkOne

                  Oh. Okay. i have yet to build a crib out of a no-door grainshed (gulp). I thought that could work, but not. And er well my head is burning and I am more starving then usual today it felt like someone kept “poking” me in the back without lifting a finger. yes i’ve drank water. I think
                  a) my moon is coming up
                  b) This is my Clan moon but I am not shifting.
                  Not sure, cuz I think my clan isn’t Frost…. Not sure though.

                  • mary5544

                    i know how u feel but i don’t think this should be my clan moon. SCARLETT I SERIOULY NEED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENING SO TELL ME BEFORE I SCREAM

                    • DarkOne

                      Yea…. It’s wierd. Really wierd. Anyone have an idea about this thing? What it is?
                      I’m wondering if it’s a sign that I’m getting closer to shifting, though not shifted yet.It’s only the ‘first quarter’ of the moon though (?). And no I have not shifted ever before.
                      Oh yeah, also sometimes my throat gets sore, and when I went to look for cribbing places at one point I felt so exhausted SUDDENLY. Wierd.
                      Anyone know of something that can keep your human mind while you shift when a wolf so you can control yourself/not kill someone? And, well I heard of ‘tiger’s eye’.
                      And well how to trace your ancestry no-payment to see if it’s safe to tell your parents or get out at the full moon? Without sneaking?

                    • Scarlett Lupa

                      Ahhhh don’t yell at me can’t take the pressure……I don’t know wats going on you tell me wats going on with me and I’ll think I can come up with some explain action the morning…..

                  • firefang

                    The poking things new and are u a frost wolf I need to know to tell u weather ull change or if u have more time to get prepared

                    • mary5544

                      me or dark

                    • firefang

                      Ir u having problems to I was asking dark but I can help u to

                    • mary5544

                      im actually having the same problem as dark which is why i asked

                    • DarkOne

                      Well, I’m not sure. I can give you some signs/symptoms…. If you’d like. Or you can email me though I’d prefer not…. Just cuz this is simpler than “oh my gosh help me find a pack”.
                      I mean, well…. Want some signs? I get mostly Hunter/Oak/Wild/Ghost. But feel no connection except partially for Oak or Hunter. But not much even then. That’s why I seem so annoying, I am looking for a lot in a short amount of time and repeat my comments alot.

                    • DarkOne

                      And also now my legs are hurting so much… grrrr annoying!

                    • mary5544

                      mine two i can barely stand on them so im stuck in my bed reading the throne of fire

                    • DarkOne

                      Anyone know some good signs of telling if you’re in Frost Clan?
                      aaaah my shinbones are really aching now, and my eyes are slightly grayer than usual (they’re green with a rim of gold around the pupil, dark grey ((super thin)) around the edges with silver flecks)
                      I can post signs like I said. It hurts to walk kind of

                    • fenrir9

                      One the twelve clans they advertise on lupine life were never meant to exist
                      Two it is possible to have the powers of more than one clan without being a mix
                      And three any wolf can learn said powers

                      But changing eyes and pain in the arms legs and head sound like classic Pre-first transformation. I’ll help you just one minute

                    • fenrir9

                      You have been marked Fenrir claims you

                    • firefang

                      Ok first all you both sound the same so u might be the same kind if wolf Mary have u changed yet and if sis what color are you and fenrir don’t talk about wolves that are mixed if pains me to think of who I was made after it makes me wish I hadn’t saved the werewolf that night although I had a connection with him

                    • mary5544

                      um dark my eyes will turn either gray or green mainly gray and that’s what my eyes look like grey im finding that a little creepy

                • DarkOne

                  Marked? WHAT! I do not get claimed grrrr! What does this mean? You tell me, what is a pre-first transformation
                  and tell me if you know my clan!
                  Why am i claimed/marked!!!! ???

                  • fenrir9

                    Pre first transformation means right before your first transformation

                    That’s stupid you don’t enter a pack without getting claimed. When you enter a pack you become more powerful, but it requires commitment because it forms such a strong bond between the wolves.
                    Have you not heard the phrase “We do not give up what is ours” that’s is like the werewolf motto and it doesn’t refer to belongings.

                  • DarkOne

                    How…. how were the… the clans not meant… to exist…? Like…. what about thr gods… the gods…. how were these…. clans…. not meant to be…. How?
                    And tell me…. would you? Are you good or evil…. say you’re a manifestation of nature itself….. hm? And why did you mark me…. claim me….. What does that mean? I am no dog on a leash to be branded. What does this mark mean? And no, no firey burning…. is appearing to “brand me”. Why’d you claim me… claim me…. hm? And…. and, like I said….. what’s a pre-first……….. transformation! It’s only the first quarter!!!!

                    • mary5544

                      what mark are u talking about and oww oww oww my leg

                    • DarkOne

                      And I keep getting really dizzy easy…. Fenrir help me, you said you would omg… omg it felt like my hips were reshaping not physically though , like you can’t see it, but there was no pain…. and i just ate…. just ate and I’m hungry…. oh… oh no… my eyes are almost white! They are very pale with a grey rim still but they are so pale…. so pale… they’re whitish-green, creamy green!!! HELP! silver tinge now…. my right shin aches….

                    • DarkOne

                      Read fenrir’s comment…. owww…..

                    • fenrir9

                      Doesn’t work that way not fire, ice.
                      I am good (mostly), truth be told like all things I am neither good nor evil I simply am
                      As for gods I was one of the so called gods,I was Fenrir. there is only one true god the rest of us serve him.
                      I made the Lycan at their beginning there were twelve clans but they were different they were united and so all had all the powers when I died the first time they splintered and so they were weakened.

                    • mary5544

                      and oww now i cant get out of my chair

                    • DarkOne

                      owwwwwwe
                      that’s all i’ll say….. all of it. owww
                      owwww owww

                    • DarkOne

                      ouch i think mine’s beginning I am overheating owwwww my teeth are sharper owwww almost sweating now

                    • fenrir9

                      It only hurts the first couple transformations the it goes away if I had all my power it would be painless and take less than three seconds.

                      Sorry the process has advanced too far for me to stop it without killing you and if I slow it down it will only hurt worse. I have to speed it up.

                    • firefang

                      Werewolf mixes wernt ment to made people like me arnt sposed to exists were mixed with the power of all the clans

                  • DarkOne

                    and my fingers hurt at the joints…. now they are double jointed when they weren’t before…… owww

                    • fenrir9

                      Too Late !! I am sorry

                    • DarkOne

                      broght green now…. ow when they hit light they go suddenly paler…. pale…. and in the shade too…. sometimes…. fenrir hurry up and help i’ m getting angry…..ow…. i should call a doctor but I csn’t…. ow….

                    • mary5544

                      and now so are mine except my eyes their not white there dark gray with a amber ring around the pupil

                    • mary5544

                      ok make that light gray

                    • DarkOne

                      what do you mean by too late you cab’t be…. no…. explain this claim of yours.. you gave me… what’s a pre first transformation owww

                    • fenrir9

                      It appears you’re transforming there isn’t much I can do

                    • DarkOne

                      owwwww now i go from hungyy to feel like vomiting
                      fenrir! do something if you can! what is happening and why’d you… claim me!!!! I am not special so why’d you claim me…. me

                    • mary5544

                      um dark im not 100% sure but i think pre first transformation is when ur body kinda shifts but not fully and as i said 100% sure

                    • DarkOne

                      I can’t be transforming!!! no! my fingers ow, my head is tingling!!! i simply cannot! it is not full moon! ow!!! help somebody! what is wrong it’s not full moon!!!! oww!!! aching…… tingling….. ow….

                    • mary5544

                      well whats going on with my my eyes are going from dark gray to almost white then back again

                    • fenrir9

                      You are ulfangr now, none of them will attack you, and you’ll be more powerful. But uh the morrigan is now out to get you sorry and I may have sped up your transformations

                    • DarkOne

                      what should i do to make it painless and get it over with! ow!FENRIR what is this claim…. ow…. help people help….. ow….. it more severely aches than anything ow! now it’s unbearable but i am only tense no noise ever! ow! feels lik my bones are lengething but can’t see anything happening ow!

                    • fenrir9

                      Doesn’t need to be the full moon it never did we are just most powerful on full moon nights.

                    • DarkOne

                      emotional now… what’s… what’s the clan…. Ulfangr… what does it mean…. what is Morrigan…. explain this! tell lupine life about the original ones!!! owwwww ulfangr what is it!!!!

                    • mary5544

                      thanks a lot fenrir oww i want to scream my back hurts so bad fenrir can u do anything my hands wont stop shaking

                    • fenrir9

                      Mary I can try, it might help if I had a general idea of where you are

                    • DarkOne

                      mine’s not that serious just incresing and owwwww getting ansy and it feels like my bone are SPIRITUALLY NOT PHYSICALLY reshaping ow both shins now , what do i do…. owww….. it’d my legs and now toes that hurt… ouch

                    • mary5544

                      i live in southern cali

                    • mary5544

                      my teeth are chattering like at school and there so sharp

                    • DarkOne

                      ouch my back my legs ow my armsssss owwwww

                    • fenrir9

                      The Morrigan was my sister once, like four billion years ago, anyway she betrayed the light now she rules an army of vampires the original ones from Celtic myth with crow wings and black talons that rip mortals apart for amusement. Yeah those vampires.
                      Anyway she’s not your concern right now.

                      Previous comments of mine are waiting for moderation they explain the rest.

                    • mary5544

                      its feels like th bones in my back are moving

                    • DarkOne

                      my leg hurts oww my one foot is itchy in a painful way owww
                      fenrir… if you… claimed me/marked me will there be a mark of ulfangr….. owwww my breath is heating up owwww

                    • fenrir9

                      Sorry every fourth comment I make is moderated

                    • mary5544

                      fenrir hurry im getting fangs and my hand back and leg oww HURRY

                    • DarkOne

                      now my other leg owwww fenrir help! northern alberta canada!

                    • mary5544

                      i so want to pass out oww now my foot and right arm i must go outside for a min

                    • DarkOne

                      can barely… ow…. hold my own…. ow….. wieght going outside ouch contractions WILL I HURT SOMEONE there’s the hunger ouch….. owww

                    • mary5544

                      head throbbing hungary chest back arm feet legs hurt

                    • fenrir9

                      Probably just a rabbit or a small dog. You won’t be strong enough to hurt a human severely that and once the pain recedes your human mind will still be intact

                    • mary5544

                      oww my hand im so hungary

      • fenrir9

        Seth in moderate my comments I’m trying to help dark and Mary

        • fenrir9

          I’m going to invent a time machine just so I can get rid of autocorrect

        • fenrir9

          Unmoderate grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

          • DarkOne

            I think something happened. i mean I think i have a fever and i hurt but not transforming. Fenrir can you help? Did not get your mark. Nor numbing of pain. I want to go outside but am afraid. And is this whole “no moon” thing true? Are you true? Ow…. Cuz how are we supposed to know when we’ll transform, hmmmm? And cribbing up? That’d stupid but aren’t we supposed to?
            What, what is happening….

          • DarkOne

            Yea Fenrir, I am not transforming. The only thing that hurts are my shin-bones. HEY ANYONE KNOW THE MEANING OF THIS???? I may have started but it may have been reversed/false/paused. After all I did look at a pic of my lil bro, and it calmed me. But it hurts constantly nothing I can do.
            Fenrir, can i ask- no tell- you to do a favor?
            Tell me the Truth. The truth about Eldar. About Ulfangr. About the werewolves. And tell me the truth about our past.
            I got no mark. At all. I want proof. Proof. Hear me? Proof. What’s Eldar? And Ulfangr? And I need to know the truth about werewolves. Why do some say only during the full moon and crib themselves up, while others follow you and say “the moon does not matter”. I need proof.
            Why?
            Well, I’m not evil, oh no. Just confused and hurting.
            Hurting, really badly now. can you tell me the truth and give me proof?
            Thanks. If you can i’ll believe. If you can’t I’ll just get stronger and stronger so I can kill bigger better animals like cows and sheep…. Because I want revenge on the puny humans, cuz they all hate me.
            I just want to know truth.
            And fyi, I might not mean the revenge part. I am angry, hurt, and hurting right now.
            Why did I not get the mark? Hmmm? Ice melted in my hand… Fyi. And why is Mary an Eldar and not me? Like no meanness intended just a s k i n g.
            And, of course, what actually happened to me?
            Can you help me figure this out fenrir? Or not……. ow my leg owwwww

  • Yolo no idea of what it means

  • Scarlett Lupa

    Yolo means you only live once you dork…..man it happen again I just blanked out…..

  • fenrir9

    Oh also I run cross country totally unfair hahaha

  • fenrir9

    Seth I am going to kill you for this stupid moderation. ( please note this is not a real threat I just have anger issues)

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