Mud Maid in the Shade Forest Revenge or Mermaid Spells Gone Wrong?

Every year a certain number of overheated survivors head to the woods seeking shady relief from the Dog Days heat in the trees and mystical waters there, only to never be heard from again.

Why? Undoubtably some get lost and/or eaten by fire ants and/or tigers but  for others, like Sue Hill below, a stranger and more terrible, but arguably more relaxing, fate awaits.

SOS is still on the trail of the true story of the mudmaidification of Sue Hill and her brother Peter. Please stand by and stay out of the woods until we know more.

An SOS truer-than-true story about the mud maids…