Ah Halloween! With supernatural forces already marshalling their troops for the big night, everybody is planning their disguise. If you haven’t planned yours yet, remember my number one rule for effective Halloween costume construction – try not to look so much like you. Sure you might think it’s fun to let loose your lycanthropy on Halloween but there are two reasons that you shouldn’t:
1. Candy Collection – Study after study has shown an inverse relationship between the similarity of your costume to you and the amount of candy you can cop from any individual donor. Capisce? (<—LESS CANDY.) Do I even need to remind you of the well-documented survival benefits of candy? If so, just recall the lady who lived for 7 weeks on just one bag of candy in the middle of the Nevada desert. Think about that as you make your rounds. That pillow case or plastic pumpkin could feed your entire family for the duration of the apocalypse.
2. Supernatural Surveillance – With the veil between worlds at its thinnest, supernatural forces – and the forces who oppose them – are out in full. Those who aren’t spoiling for a fight, are taking notes for later. And even if you personally are up for wrestling with a leprechaun, do you really want to give reliable intel to a possible enforcement agent? If the answer is no, then remember how our ancestors did it. Make sure that your costume is:
- Very not like you
- Smelly. Yes, I mean that. Our ancestors favoured rotting cabbage leaves. On the heads of their babies. I urge you follow suit.
- Warm.
Keep that in mind Survivors. Now it’s time to document who survived this week and how, before Halloween takes its toll.
Survival Ration Redistribution or No Survival Ration Redistribution? Do you collect the candy or not?
–>> CHAOS claims he has no idea what I’m talking about… should I explain it to him? Or is this a species thing?
Chuffed up Chupacabra?
–>> Anyone want an autograph? Seems like HATTER and MR. MUTT do er I mean don’t. Why does he think he’s a hero anyway? And is it wrong to say you’re one? What if you really are one?
Dream Amulets from the Druid
–>> A royal visit from BELLADONNA… this is no dreamcation. When will I receive her royal journal? Find out if you want your dream amulet, and trust me you do. You mark the spot on your body that you want it just before going to bed and when you wake up? It’s there. How long do they work anyway? You want to check this out!
Area 51 Alert & Imposter Seth:
–>> This doesn’t look good. MR. MUTT & KZAZ & REAPER teaming up to figure it out — but who’s making the me impersonations here? I mean, it’s not the worst advice – but still! I don’t look like that…
Troll Soup Cure
–>> Ever use it? FENRIR has an interesting use for it here but what is it anyway?
Hades Not So Hot?
–>> A startling claim by SCARLETT. Let’s get to the bottom of this…
–> How did the HATTER escape it anyway? Will he explain?
How Do You Eat Your Candy?
–>> With the wrapper ON like TOOTHLESS? That’s gonna make for a messy Halloween. Are you prone to this? Be prepared before you end up plastinated…
Mystery Girl
–>> Is seeing ghosts. Anyone want to say hi and help solve a MYSTERY?
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Candy collection?
Hail Chaos,
Whoa you mean to tell me you don’t take advantage of the quaint human custom of survival ration redistribution on this date?
Seth
My all hallows is damage control, or training in the void. Do people really hand out candy? No wonder we are the only things keeping humans and the supernatural world apart. I always wondered why supernatural beings came out.
I feel bad Chaos many I can get ya some
Oh you don’t know what Halloween is? I know the perfect place to experience an awesome one go to the magick kingdom and man it’s the place to be I mean BIG PARTIES there but they kinda get crazy sooo yeah….
Halloween and the week precceding it… Add that to the list of being one of the worst times to be a hunter -_-
Try being a reaper on that day. During Halloween, our true identitys are shown. We have to wear disguises that day… And, here’s the kicker. Our lists are always full… Another Samhain… Hurrah! -_-
The veil of worlds soon shall tear.
tonight is going to be bad you think you guys have it tough try being an Eldar (god) everything happens between now and the winter solstice.
also EVERYONE BE CAREFUL the Wild Hunt rides tonight and Cromhs power is increasing beware the Dark that flees not from light.
anyone who killed a wolf prepare for frost wraiths to come after you
None of you wonder about the appearance of a Chupacabra? Strange.
I was the imposter seth but nobody likes when i post a comment
Hail Horus,
Thanks for coming clean. All I ask is next time you impersonate me can you at least give me an awesome avatar? I have a reputation to uphold here, as the sixth most famous and first most reliable supernatural survivologist on the Interwebs.
Are you a shapeshifter in the throws of an identity crisis? Because we have a resident monster therapist now. Do you want a referral? If so, let me know I will make a link…
Survivally Yours,
Seth
Sorry seth Horus is an older patient of mine. And also is also the same Horus in the mummies section you refer to as in the one born december 28th and son of isis and osiris. And how i got a weekend job as a Grimm reaper. And no he is not a shifter he is a GOD
THE Horus? The War Owl of Ancient Egypt?
The very same have any questions
Yes, where is that Autograph I asked for?
Who did you ask for an auto graph
A few people, Seth (The Egyptian god of Chaos), Horus, Odin, and Manannan Mac Lir.
Well every time i have an appiontment with horus he tells me he never learned how to write his own name so i’ll try to trick him into giving me an autograph on his birthday and i’ll send it to you. And when i posted have any questions i ment about me not about horus
Oh yes the mental ones are always the gods it makes absolutely yes sense…..
Aaaand, I commited suicide again…
No idea why, I always forget the reason when I wake up with a new body.
This body has a weird feeling, though…
I wonder what I am now?
Maybe a lycanthrope…
Or a vamp- No, I’m pretty sure I’m not a vampire.
But I do feel some sort of…
Power.
Ugh, this is annoying…
A bit like having a cloud in your head.
What? You never had a cloud in your head before?
It’s a bit like the feeling of when you wake up.
But more confusing.
Can’t think straight…
Ugh, why does this always happen after I commited suicide…
Why did I even do that?
Was I in danger?
Was I sad?
No idea…
I’ll just…
Go out for a walk or something…
Kzaz if you are in canada come and find me if you want to know what i smell like choclate covered apricots try and get to me and i will help out with your getting used to the new body clothes and stuff oh and i started a monster therapy bussiness in toronto for those of us who need help with who they are.
Now I’m totally confused I’m sorry but wat just happen there cause it didn’t make no sense….
And then Scarlett Lupa went to hatter to discuss her complete mental break down for the proceeding 7 years
When is my Mental Breakdown hatter?
You all ready are cause i’m not a doctor
Hmm metal breakdown I already though I was crazy….no not crazy just an lunatic yep that’s all…..
Well we knew that cause then I would be calling you Dr. Hatter for an different profession and then it gets confusing are you my shrink or are you an English professor somebody tell me…..
Nonqualified shrink qualified portal jumper
Wat an accomplishment for you your mother will be beaming….
Do you know what a portal jumper is
Do you think I care? Of course not…..
Using my hat i can create a portal which leads to a circular hallway i walk though a door and i’m in alnd you haven’t seen before i can bring guests but i prefer to travel alone. And i have a base in wonderland written about by lewis carrol my last traveling associet was nun other than kzazrier vetanari.who will verify this soon
Ok so…what’s the point you teleport with your magical hat nothing special bout that….
I don’t teleport the hallway is inside the hat and there is one door for everywhere in the multitude of dimensions and the only rule is one goes in one goes out no more no less and as you say my hat is magical and was also my escape route from hades . So officially my hat is better than you. PS white rabbit.
Technically you teleport with your hat so HA….if there’s dimensions you technically teleport…..
Technically you should shut up and leave me alone. The doors are in the hat and those doors are in every dimension so officailly the multiverse is balanced on my head compressed into the recognized form of a hat thus meaning you can be destroyed with the cut of a hat. Chew on that for a while before you think to get me upset scarlett lupa. Oh and i jump into the hat to get to the hallway that leads to these doors and scene.
Ohhh aren’t ya mad sooo do ya need an tissue cause your seem a tad snotty…..
Duh the mad hatter get with the program scarlett
Did you not get the reason I said MAD instead on angry or any other word bad student….
Hatter, if u are in the other dimension where marvel characters are actually REAL, i can get u Loki Odinson’s autograph. He just happens to be my BFF’s boyfriend. And tomorrow, a bunch of us r going into a prank war. I’m on the team against him. Wish me luck!
Sorry that version of reality is not in my hat i wear often but i will look for the right hat and you can get it your self ps not all my hats ‘work’ so if you think you got a dud so you would leave me alone try spinning it brim facing upwards and a portal made of purple mist should appear jump into this portal and walk though the door with your site name on it . If your hat doesn’t make a portal tell me and i will yell at the dormouse about ether the non functioning of said hat or the lack of delivery. Thank you for choosing the mad hatter for your portal creating needs. Please come around again. WARNING: the white rabbit association is not responsible for any false advertisement by the mad hatter or any other resident of the tulgar woods.
Oh not again I messed up my email address it’s nice to be different I guess….
But to think your in Canada mad hatter I should think you be in an place more hectic……I mean they have an festival there where they are naked rolling around in the snow that’s an bit weird there but for you I bets it’s crazy enough 😈 ……
I’ve mellowed with age