This Week In Survival, May 25, 2014

Finally a nice quiet week of survival… knock on wood…

Must be summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Apart from the impending demon wolf resurrection oh and that little demigod fight that broke out over London today, things have been pretty quiet, supernaturally speaking.

It gives me a chance to catch up on all the correspondence of the week. Thanks to everyone expecting a reply for their ongoing patience. Survival HQ has been in the process of undergoing its annual security move but a new location has been found so things should get straightened around soon.

New Exorcism Service

–>> New exorcism service  BLANCHE here on the site but buyer beware I still have not looked into it and cannot vouch for its authenticity or its effectiveness. So far all I can tell for sure is that the price appears to be lower than the previous service used here on the site ie: that of Paster Larson and his demon fighting daughters.. but as with any exorcist there’s bound to be a hidden price…

–>> Anyone who has used this service or having knowledge of it is requested to please submit testimony.

Dream Analyst Needed:

–>> CLAYTON has a few questions for werewolves about forests that never end…

Roseburg Pack Encounter

–>> This is going to take some research…. VELANKO & CHAOS on a crow cull encounter an unfriendly pack… what happened? I’m still working on that but so far it results in a murder of chicken nuggets… What is a STONE FATHER? any background or updates on this situation is much appreciated…

Gehenna Tourism Bureau

–>> Look who is on a trip to…. where? What is this place? And what are the artifacts involved here? It’s LILITH and AGENT R.B.  somebody seems to be hungry so anything could happen.

–>> and look who is guarding the VOID KEY… is this reassuring? Or ominous?