If you like me have been out looking for Nessie among the evil cryptid-napping Magnetic Islanders or possibly trying to find the end of a rainbow, you may have missed some vital supernatural tips and tales unfolding here on the pages of SOS as survivors around the world check in with their personal survival updates and messages.
Luckily, once a week I try wherever I am to ologize all these messages and catch us up with links and summaries below for This Week In Survival. Please stay tuned while I do that now…
This Week in Survival Under Construction for the next 19 hours…
Be No Longer Terrorized…
–>> This message brought to you by er, HECATE. Can you really trust a Demon Queen? I think she was acting on Eris’ provocation here. What is Agent RB saying to her and what has she done with ERIS aka she who just wanted to twerk? I’ll try to link these threads shortly… or did it have something to do with…
Entropy Curses
–>> Can explain so much. Thanks to LILITH for that diagnosis not to mention a sparkly flaming chicken cure. Which sounds both effective and delicious. But if she thought Hecate could lift the curse I bet she regrets asking now.
Cupid Trap or Thrall Slaves?
–>>Watch out for vampires throwing around the thrall. I’m not pointing fingers but whenever things heat up around here there’s almost always a vampire involved. And 99.98% of the time it leads to trouble. Yes I’m looking at you A.P. and AKANTHA…
Thanks to the Cheshire Cat for trying to contain that situation but I fear it’s too late. Has A.P. finally met his match? But who is thralling whoooom? There’s always an end game with the vampires. Maybe Cupids are actually the cure for this situation. Hmmmm….
The Charlie Sheen Debate
–>> Did Charlie Sheen need Nessie blood for his swinging warlock ways? It’s REAPER vs. URBAN SQUATCH Who do you believe?
♆ Demigods Descending ♆
–>> Still seeking Camp Halfblood. It moves around and okay yeah I can see how publishing the exact location is not practicing the best security but thanks to everyone helping out demigod DoP, including JACK and FENRIR. Pile on if you please.
–>>Incidentally demigod JACK still waiting for his sword. A demigod fighting with a stick? Yeesh. I mean, I know they disguise their weapons as everyday objects but when the weapon IS an everyday object, it’s hard times for a halfling. Anyone with a 20 on SCARLET please send report, confirmed or unconfirmed.
Security Tip to Check For Networks:
–>>This tip from The Hatter in my email this week definitely worth sharing. Be sure and check your network settings regularly throughout the day for any suspicious networks in your area. Warning signs include acronyms like FBI, A51 and MOM in the network name.
(SOS is fine though, really it is.)
Daywalker Rings
–>> Two requests in my email this week. Should I still send them to MR. JAFFA? Or is anyone else out there providing reliable TESTED daywalker rings? Please reply below.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Anyone who has any idea where my old Nemesis, “El Pollo De Diablo” Urban Squatch went looking for him, and hasn’t returned yet. Guess he could be slacking off again, but if you do know the whereabouts of either Urban Squatch, or the mystical self cooking demon chicken “El Pollo De Diablo” I’d be appreciative to know where they might be.
No, I really am worried. Last time he resurfaced, the chicken burnt down 4 McDonalds, 3 Burger Kings, 1 Wendy’s, and no Long John Silvers! Why can’t he destroy the fish restaurant 😥 .
Don’t worry me amigo. If he’s anyone important, my informants would have told me about his presence on earth. Wait. Come to think of it. A lot of my informants have gone missing… WHO WANTS CHICKFALLE?
RB
Ahem, Lilith found El Pollo De Diablo. AKA the ancient chicken demon that is my worst enemy. Therefore, I found the Sparky Flaming Chicken cure. I was even willing put an intern or 3 on finding him. God those were some good nuggets… 😆
Good news for us reaper, aparently we are haveing an, inclimate weather day, down here at reaper HQ, meaning, nobody can come in for work today, that also means nobody dies today, so um could you round up all the people that would have died today an pit them in one place so we don’t have to worry about tracking them down tomorrow?
RB
So saw some adds where American companies tried to translate their slogans into Chinese and failed so here they are.
Campbell’s- soup is morally superior to your food
At+t- violate a stranger
Raid- eliminates government listening devices
McDonald’s- you deserve to be beaten
Taco bell- Defect!
i dont believe that im Chinese/white so id know 😐
AND werewolf/sasquatch but the werewolf is from the white part
Don’t ask me. It was their mistranslation, anyway that’s interesting. It was in a class on advertising. Hey how does the whole sasquatch/Ulf thing work?
A healthy diet of vegtable and meat so im a lot healthier than most
*laughs* so.. this is what comes up when I type my name into the site search bar. *still chuckling* Seth, was it necessary to use us as an example? I only set fire to the site once.. or was it twice? hmm…