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This Week In Survival Jan 25, 2014 Cannibals Convene Everywhere

January 25, 2014 By Seth Leave a Comment

Seems like there was no avoiding the cannibals This Week In Survival. Even if you could spot the clandestine cannibal convention now the cannibals are coming to you.  On a ship. That they sail themselves.

Cannibal rats crew the ship to a shore near you.
Cannibal rats crew the ship to a shore near you.

Yes cannibal rats on the ghost ship Lyubov Orlova are coming soon to a shore near you, releasing its crew of starving cannibal rats —>>

I know, like me you’re probably thinking, ah AHSOME!? Rats who can sail a luxury ocean liner!? Sign me up to sail away. But mainstream media sources have been emphasizing just how hungry these cannibal rats will be when they land ie: very, vErY, VERY hungry.

Now today some say the ship may have sunk but for me the only thing worse than mainstream media telling me to worry about cannibal rats is mainstream media telling me to NOT worry about cannibal rats. Point is, I’m working on my cannibal rat trap now before it’s too late and I hope that you are too. So far here’s my first tip: bait your cannibal rat traps with test cosmetics. It’s not so much that the rats hate cosmetics testing so much as they will LOVE the unwitting cosmetics testing protestors who show up. Sure they’re a little stringy but they can’t run away. And sometimes that’s all you need to survive.

Sorry that’s all I got so far. Now it’s time to see what other survivors are reporting this week and why on the pages of SOS…

SOS Shattered Soul Syndrome 

–>>It was SOTM VALENKO. Where were the shards of his soul and why?  Did Lilith, Fenrir and Chaos find and reassemble the pieces? It appears there was some kind of ritual involved to bring them together… let’s see if I can find those links now…

Of course. Here is one. Very instructive read. Not sure I would trust an admitted soul devourer like LILITH to re-assemble my soul fragments but it seems to have… HOLD ON… now where is the soul exactly????? 

Soul Recovery Service

–>> Feel fragmented? Like a part of you might be missing? Do you suspect it could be your soul? Check out LILITH’s soul recovery service. Results and prices undetermined but her satisfaction seems guaranteed…

Cannibal Cruise Ship
Cannibal Cruise Ship

Black Dragon Gifts

–>> MARNEY a draconian would like to know – and so would I. Will JERRY9012 report?

Pets Wanted

–>> But should you get a hellhound? KUROGANE thinks so but I’m not so sure. Sure he makes them sound colourful and fun but what happens when your hellhound outlives you? Read the Reaperstips to find out more. Just don’t go there expecting gardening tips. He has a bit of a black thumb… hey wait there’s actually a market for that…

Reapers Floral Arrangements

–>> Need some dried dead plants attractively arranged for that special someone or occasion? Contact REAPERS ARRANGEMENTS here…

Can anyone be an angel?
Can anyone be an angel?

Seeking Camp Halfblood

–>> The real one. If any have seen it lately, a survivor DoP is looking here. I understand that it moves around. Why does SCARLETT seem suddenly eager to help find it?

Can You Become An Angel?

<<— This SOS message from The Nubiness. Angels are not the recruity-est of beings but can you become one?. I mean they don’t go around biting like vampires or werewolves. However, I have met a few demons and vampires who claim to have become angels so clearly something happened.  Also I recall a cherub on the site for a while who claimed that if he could make a certain number of couples fall in love by valentine’s day then he got to be an angel. But was he telling the truth?  It’s a good question with Valentine’s Day on the way…

Classic Muffin Trap

–>> Reported by the REAPER who is springing them all but look who is behind it… Trolls vs Werewolves? Are they trying to harness werewolves for transportation again?

Totally Missed It: 

–>> SYREIGN a mermaid, hit by a stray silver bullet intended for a werewolf, survived. What did she learn about the intended target?

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