I’m on the trail of a certain Greek goddess named Hebe and her fountain of youth chalice so I can refill my Bonk bounty before it runs out – thanks to ALEX for helping me get through This Week In Survival with a very lovely lid.
And thanks to everyone else who keeps on keeping on with me. I certainly never expected to survive to 2014, swimming in this supernatural soup and I know that I couldn’t have done it without you.
So without further ado, let’s see who you are this week. I’ll post some links below. Hope you’ll follow them and wade in wherever you can….
Pando Aspen Root Anyone?
–>> Well if I can’t locate Hebe – or whatever she calls herself these days – maybe I can find some of that Pando-Aspen Root FENRIR is talking about here. Those trees really know how to survive. Hey wait a minute. Maybe that’s a clue. Did Hebe lose her chalice in this forest? A Greek Goddess hiding in Utah?
What’s In the Suitcase?
–>> VELANKO and LILITH watching a supernatural suitcase situation in progress. Is there an inter-dimensional border patrol agent in the house?
Fimbulwinter Weather… What?
–>> Thought the Dark Year was finally defeated by the combined light of our collective Christmas clangers and Yule logs, to say nothing of the Fireplace channel? Then what’s this about a Fimbulwinter spell FENRIR?? Anyone know a good loophole to get us out of this one?
Wanted: Draconians
–>> If you’re not busy burning Indonesia liberating Baby Agni, MARNEY has a few questions about draconianism…
Still Wanted: Autograph
–>> Is REAPER still looking for Horus’ autograph? Will HATTER finally help REAPER get one from his most famous patient? It doesn’t look to me like his therapy is working. He still seems pretty mad about a few things…
Phantom Wings
–>> RAVEN CLAW has them. Do they show up in photos? Shadows? Mirrors? Let’s try to find out…
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The deep cold comes, there is no escape.
“And it is told that before the final battle there shall come a great winter the likes of which have never been seen upon the earth, and forth shall come the spirits of winter in numbers and forms as great as the stars. When they come this world will tremble at the wrath that shall be wrought against the darkness…”
Thus is it written so shall it be. I’m sorry but there is nothing I could do to prevent it, even it I wanted to.
No there won’t
Seth it would probably be easier find find Indunn than Hebes.
Nope
Fenrir, to quote an old friend and famed survivor, “Screw the Prophecies”
I agree.
sorry but this time the cold will come, its the only way I can gain enough power to even stand a chance.
Heh heh great quote…just perfect…I applaude to it…
Oops… Accidentally angered all the wizards, alchemists and witches in the village… I only killed a zombie! As self-defense! And now they contacted some werewolves and vampires to help them… Geez… I’ll be in my safe-house for a while. Not sure if there’s internet there. Might die too, but I hope not.
Hm… Can someone remind me of what kind of wood to use for barricades? I’m out of wood and I forgot what kind I need… Been a long time since I had the zombie-invasion-survival test.
Oak or maple work best
Hmmm that was either a smart or dumb idea…I just can’t figure out which…
Hey Hatter, can I buy a hat?
Sure just leave your current countries version of ten shillings and a six pence coin
Ahhh I may be able to find some actual shillings in one of my vaults… will that do?
Yes just leave that outside your front door then wait one day then go looking for it in the place you are when the one day ends
The Carnyx has sounded again in the deeps,
The Old Ones soon shall awaken from sleep,
The land itself soon goes to war,
Something see only once before,
Greater than all that came after and before,
The Eldest ones go once more to war,
The Sea and Sky lend their Aid,
To destroy all the Dark One made,
Of it nothing shall Remain,
For We come the Darkness’ bane,
Ancient forces come again,
To Heal this world its wounds to mend,
If you defy what they rule,
You’ll wish the dark had taken YOU…
“If you defy what they rule,
You’ll wish the dark had YOU…”
…hmm, most intriguing.
So let it be written, so let it be done
Stop saying that
Its fun to annoy you though
No it’s fun to annoy anybody but it even funner to annoy hatter….
It’s even funnier to throw a chainsaw at someone’s face oh and btw the name is Peregrine Hatter I’m more commonly known as perry or paradox though oh and another thing leave the hatter family alone
…..uh me has no idea what to make of that sounded like gibberish to me….
Well those rude little freaktards…just cause I say I don’t believe in god they shunned me for 24 hours…
Hmph I’m so bad I gave them a bad review take that….