Another weird week in progress here at SOS as I finish my latest Monstrometer Report only to find that I have been ON TRIAL here at SOS for several days now. (And here I thought that I survived Groundhog Day uncursed.) Who is this AGENT RB and under what infernal authority have I been charged?

I’m working with my supernatural solicitors right now to understand and reply to the charges. You can start with THE REAPERS summary and links.
I’ll post these links and more in the space below over the next 48 hours but a quick preview of my defence… it wasn’t me!
It’s true. It was him. It’s always him —>>
Longtime survivors here at SOS know all about my evil alt, Sehth.
For a long time, we thought he was just a myth, a product of dangerous myth-spellings. Mostly my myth spellings. But oh no, Sehth is so so much more evil than that. He is my evil twin and whenever a survivor anywhere mis-spells my name 3 times, Sehth can gain access to SOS.
And when he enters our dimension he brings more than a lot of extra H-s, believe me. (Although make no mistake he does bring those too. The H-s I mean.) What has he done this time? And how do we send him back?
Follow the links and comments below to find out. And thanks to everyone who kept on keeping on This Week In Survival at SOS.
Get to Know Your Gargoyles!
–>> This bit of survival advice from VELANKO.
All I know is my gargoyle’s name is Gary. But who made him and why? According to Velanko I should probably find out. So why is he following me?
–>> Too bad it’s just Gary and not the REAPER’s cute cupid. You can read his V-Day warnings about this particularly dangerous cupid. I’ll definitely keep my eyes open for her!
Speaking of which..
Full Moon V-Day Demons
–>> This reminder from the HATTER or HATZ as Young Wolf likes to call him. Thanks for that reminder.
Alleged Lycan Olympians Outed
–>> Really? A figure skater REAPER? I’m not so sure about this one…
Talking Monsters
–>> To DARKONE: Monstromicity is nothing to be ashamed of, generally speaking. If nobody and nothing in life went beyond the ordinary how monstrously dull it would be. Agree? Or disagree! It’s all in keeping with keeping on…
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
So, Sehth Greening eh? Why Sehth so evil anyway? Is Sehth truly your twin brother?
Oh hex, I said it 3 times didn’t I?
Hail The Reaper,
Uh yes you did…
Now we are all in trouble. So survivors be on the lookout!
Sehth is not my twin brother. It’s worse. He is me but from another dimension. A dimension where my duplicate doesn’t facilitate survival he actually does the opposite. I on’t think that you would like him very much he would have you very overworked!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
So, he’s Anti-you? Sheesh, sounds like the kind of guy I wouldn’t like…
Exactly! Anti-me. Which makes him quite evil!
Unless that’s what You WANT US TO THINK , you could be sehth posting as seth!!!
Noah of Ark
Reaper wouldnt be he or she has been here for a long time i can tell you that me i have too just not as long
Also Sehth, I am fairly certain on my sources for the figure skater Lycan, but you never know I suppose.
Seth, when you have the chance I have some paper work for you too.
RB
Hail Agent RB,
Oh really? Do I have too? I hate paperwork.
Seth
Just some forums that say you agree to the bailout reaper gave you. About the stocks I’d go for cursed apple inc. and 666contracts
RB/Noah of Ark
Hail Agent RB,
Ok I guess. I am defiantly going to have my lawyer look over them though!!! Send them over!
Seth
P.S. Thanks for the stock tips.
Ah, Seth. If you want to make really big bucks? Always go for Pluto Mining, the god of Riches never fails.
Not Really no
Indeed. Good tip!. My search for stock tips has been quite fruitful.
Also profiting is Nidhog Lending, people pay up when their banker is a dragon.
Well anyway, I’m going to go hide somewhere. The Shinigami keep sending me paperwork… RB seems to be punishing me for saving you and the Hatter Seth… Hopefully I’ll at least have an internet connection… OOH! I know where I’ll go! To Sochi, Reaper away!
Seth I have stock in Hell and the Infernal NASDAQ is on a major decline due to this whole Underworld Civil War, just thought it’d be something you want to know, cash in now before this bubble pops guys!
Hail Lilith,
Thanks for the stock tip. Oh I hope the composite index didn’t fall 666 points in one day. The last time that happened all hell broke loose… literally!
Is the trading floor open on Sundays down there? I maybe want to try shorting some stock but it seems a bit like making a deal with the devil. Do you have any advice on that?
Seth
Yes and Yes. Personally I recommend investing in Forbidden Fruit Inc.
Thanks Lilith that sounds like a good idea who doesn’t love fruit!
It’s hard to hide when you post your location on a public forum reaper. We have more paperwork comeing to Sochi. And it’s not punishment, it’s ennsurence that you’ll enetuly have to come down here and help with the war that weather you like it or not, are a part of…
RB
I refer you to my latest post on the last This week in survival.
Hail The Reaper,
I hope you mean the “PREVIOUS” This Week In Survival. I really don’t want this to be the “LAST” This Week in Survival. Because that would mean no more survival. Which I don’t know what I would do about that? Nothing I guess cause it would mean that I had not survived.
Is there something you aren’t telling me? I’m not on the “List” am I?
Seth
Yes of course, I mean the previous week in survival. Sorry for the confusion Seth.
Hey reaper guess who I had my friend Mathias talk to that’s right God and he said that
1. Guardians were the second creatures to be created in the days before,
and 2.there is no reason to punish one for trying to save another the reaper on this Seth on survival site is no longer fallen and he should be able to work alongside the archangels
Would you mind asking him about, the status of a certain Noah of Ark… I’m curious to hear gods explanation for that one…
RB
The great architect needs not explain things to his children only have them learn from their mistakes your time shall come Noah of ark but not yet,
I’ve been waiting for thousands of yeas, heck after 950 years I faked my own death so I could work in reaper paperwork faction. I think my time is over due.
Noah of Ark
Sure you have been doing things to occupy your time but have you changed at all or learned from what you did Noah did you ever actually learn a lesson from what has happened while you went off around the underworld writing things down and filing paperwork NO YOU HAVE NOT you have done nothing to say your ready to look at the face of god and be forgiven and so you shall wait until you are ready for this to occur
Truly, I’d rather blind myself before I look at him, he has wronged me nd I expect a hell of a lot better explanation than, “it’s àll his plan” junk. Then maybe I’ll forgive him for his sins…
Noah
Are you sure your angelic name wasn’t Satan?
And so you are not ready and have fallen further than the devil himself as this is being conveyed through your words and under the rule of the great architect you are cast into the very pits of hell never to return until such a time as either you are the only occupant left or you are able to look the great architect in the eye and speak to him as you would a member of the high council for it is HIS WORD which is final and that word at this time is Condemn and so it is written that Noah was cast into the pit of hell and not seen until the end of time and it was so
Comment in moderation…
You sound like another angel who fell… What was his name again? He questioned God and then was sent to rule over a fiery inferno dimension where he and all wicked beings were punished…
Aye, it twas Lucifer. He was the most beautiful angel in all of the lords army, then he became jealous of the lords newest creation, Adam and Eve. God told him to love them with all his heart, and it first he did! But soon he realized God loved Adam and Eve more than Lucifer, he became jealous. Angry even, and so he went to war. Most people do not know this, but Lucifer was His favorite before falling.
Lucifer, the Light Bringer… we have history, or so many of you know.
-removes a horn from my cloak and looks it over, smiling softly at it-
I am sorry they were hate filled words that I repent, I am not fallen I am the shade of a human, so it’s human nature, I was just upset about haveing to watch everyone I know and love die while I live on
Noah
-turns from the rest of you-
Perhaps you should focus on everything good he’s given you rather than complain about what he takes away…
-he begins to walk away-
*gets bored and starts playing the song “we will rock you by queens” by hitting self in different places* you know Noah somethymes you have to forgive your mistakes before you can forgive others for theirs just shrug off yesterday and remember not even hell is eternal
*As the Hatter plays We will rock you, I start humming In The End by the Black Veil Brides.* I believe you know me, yes Noah? Surely you know me more than any other.
Nice to see you remember your true title azrael the unfallen I wish one could become a guardian for you seem like an angel who would deserve it
I thank you Janus, but I must ask, do you remember Robin of Locksley? As I remember it, the Rogue of Britain was a guardian as well, or at the very least one of the 4th born race, the Travelers.
Babies please *begins to dance erratically while some strange electronic-pop music plays from no where* We all know one can become whatever they want, reality is so malleable, you only have open your eyes to see the strings of chaos you have to pull to get what you want~
Robin of Locksley was a traveller that is true
But granted azrael what are you?
The angel bearing the final gift?
I am as I have always been, an Angel of the End.
You little sillybear, there is no end just like there is no beginning
The end of life, goddess of chaos and strife.
Hark! I sense the Hatter is near, how are thee mine old friend?
That awkward moment when you ask a question as a joke and it becomes a discussion about the different mythologies
Why do you speak in Old English friend? And are you the true Robin of Locksley?
Hey robin …sorry guys let me introduce you to the one creature that I still admire after all this time the third greatest archer who ever existed the merry man himself Robert/Robin hood archer of Locksley and activist extraordinaire but you can call him Robin
Aha! You do recognize me! I still have that hat you gave me back in 1602.
I told you it would last until the end of time didn’t i? 412 years and you still have it and you thought I was joking
As you know me reaper, we are biblical brothers with twisted stories, mine a bit more twisted you see, but twisted all the same. Funny thing is, the bible tells how I was granted eternal life as a gift, when in reality it was the curse of a reaper…
Noah
Well, it does have a small mustard stain… And of course the feather needs replacing again, but if I visit you in Wonderland can you repair it?
Actually I moved shop I’m now in Toronto sorry I didn’t tell you I forgot that I didn’t tell you until just now and anyways I had certain mechanical developments like washing machines in mind when I made that hat so just put it in the wash in a close by house and leave it out to dry as per normal but you might need my help with the feathers wait no I forgot one of my old sewing machines in wonderland when I left oh who am I kidding just break in and fix your hat if you can’t find me in Toronto
Yes I will do that, I’ll let Marian know I saw you. Oh, and if you find anything missing I just ahem “Borrowed” some things.
So long as you don’t borrow my other hat it was a birthday present from my dad
Don’t you dare “borrow” my stuff Robin except feathers for your hat or I swear next time I see you well I will know if things are missing
Fine, you know, ever since Alice died you have been almost no fun anymore. I’ll grab a couple of feathers and be on my way.
Hey after that which was the Cheshire cats fault I deserve to be a bit serious/cranky but thankfully I have a new alice named Mary not to be confused with Mary Ann the white rabbit’s house maid
Ah! Very good! Perhaps we should double date sometime! Marian is always asking me to take her somewhere, and it’s not like I get much of a chance to use my charm anymore. Well, anyway. I took what I needed from your shop, and ah, I’ll pay you back for some of the ah more necessary supplies.
Well the next time I can see Mary without quite a bit of help is July 27th 2020 how does that seem for you Robin?
Sounds fine to me, I’ll have Marian mark the calendar.
OI! YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU BLOODY ANGEL! OR I’LL BE SURE TO PUT AN ARROW BETWEEN YOUR CHEEKS!
Let’s continue this on my SoTM page but with no azrael the unfallen shall we
Watch what words you’re making slurs, you bloody Cromwell.
Excuse me agharna phellan but what did you just say? *does hat trick after grabbing AP*
You heard me, you couple off knob heads.
-pushes you off-
Watch what words you turn into slurs.
Ok we will if you can figure out which door to go through to get to the dimension we just left we’re in my hat so I hope you can figure it out *runs into mirror that happens to be the door to wonderland
And takes out iPad mini* oh and I hope you can figure it out because I really want to get back as well
*I start playing In The End by The Black Veil Brides* As the Hatter and AP so eloquently put, He has a plan for all. Whether it is life, d-word, or immortality. His plan is above all others.
‘Ello my reapy friend. *And disappear into the shadows.* Goodbye for now!
Too bad he doesn’t…
Seth, don’t worry, I’ve taken your name off the list 5 times now as a shinigami, please be more careful, I can’t just keep doing that you know
RB/Noah
Perhaps the Land of Ash and Bone would desire the help of the Burning Hells?
Bah, they already have it. I am the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was D-word(don’t feel like being moderated), and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to destroy with sword, and with hunger, and with d-word, and with the beasts of the earth.
Yes… It is I, 4000 Reapers released me last summer… While the Mutt tried to contain me, his soul was held my prisoner until I released it… I was trapped under Salem Massachusetts for about… 300 years, I claimed this Reaper as my host… I have decided to fight for the Japanese underworld, my queen Lilith, I do hope hell will help…
I am not your queen Thanatos, for we are equals, and this day Hell is yours as much mine.
I thank you reaper, I will comply with your wishes, however, its time you new my true form, In life I was known as Noah of Ark, god punished me for flooding the world with my witchcraft and I was sentenced to live out my days as a reaper in the underworld. This is why my heart desires to drive out any gods who do not fulfill their duties, and so now I intend to be the shinigami where Rizoriregoon was not…
RB
Ah yes… The ancient man who built an ark to save all the worlds animals… You were only meant to bring your family along correct? But you brought at least two more… So, God punished you… I always assumed you were just struck by language. Ah, and by the way. I have taken care of your little war. I only had to take out the general of the rebellion. So, I cut it off at it’s head if you will. The war should end any day now, I hope this fulfills our agreement Noah. Otherwise, I might have to go all Revelations on your ancient a-word.
Or you could always have me send some Ragnarok his way.
I assure you reaper, you’ve done more for this world than you know, I will never be able to pay off my debt to you, but I hope that giving you free realm over all worlds will suffice for now, just tell me if there is anything the council can do for you…
RB
If this is your attitude I may indeed be able to lend some aid, what you need from Neifelheim will be given.
And for three and a half days their bodies will lie in the main street of Jerusalem, the city where their Lord was crucified. And for three and a half days, all peoples, tribes, tongues, and nations will refuse them burial….
But after three and a half days, God breathed life into them, and they stood up!
Ah, the witnesses…
Glad someone recognizes it.
That sounds like the scary punchline to a knock knock joke. And there is my snarky comment for the day.
When you ride the pale horse,
I shall ride the seven-headed beast,
When you carry the Scythe that brings an end,
I shall carry the Cup that holds all the world’s evils.
On the Last Day we shall ride,
The Rider of the Pale Horse horse shall go,
And I shall follow with you.
Our names are Death, the End.
And Babylon, the Great.
Whereas I shall follow the White Rider who’s eyes burn like fire and who’s word is creation. He shall lead me and mine and it shall end as it was made to.
Also just to be clear Neifelheim will not be involving itself in your puny reaper war. The Frost Wraiths are already to busy keeping my winter going.
I do not appreciate your tone, if the reapers killed each other off, humans would never die, if humans never died they would suffer the pain of death for eternity, also do not joke about ragnarok, it was one history’s greatest tragedy, and we clothe the day it might come again.
Noah of Ark
You don’t like his tone? You pathetic whelp be happy he doesn’t freeze you where you stand, have you seen what this man has done in his time? So you got a power boost, you’re still an infant sitting at the big kids table.
Could an infant flood the world for 40 days and 40 nights, don’t make me snap or I swear to GOD ill do it again, this time permanently, a world wide reaping as you will…
Noah of Ark
Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. The earth and the heavens fled from his presence, and there was no place for them. And I saw the D ead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The d ead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. The sea gave up the d ead that were in it, and d-word and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done. Then D-word and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second d-word. Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire.
Much Revelations quoting, indeed.
I love books they really are great, and useful as weapons too.
Gehenna… the worst of all fates.
Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven wit a key to the abyss and a heavy chain in his hand. And he seized the Dragon that age old serpent, Satan and bound him in chains for one thousand years. The Angel threw him into the abyss which he then shut and locked…
Hello Brother Fenrir…. I have returned…. Again…
Yay! Family reunion! 😀 Now make a sappy ending and I will give this good ratings.
Our family reunions tend to end up with one of us getting Gungnir in the eye.
Woah. So, you’re a West Virginian family? I told a lie earlier. I will continue the snark.
Or various worlds getting annihilated
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Greetings children, a pleasure it is to meet you all.
Hullo everyone, charmed to make your acquaintance.
Great You!
It is you. The perfect and final avatar to the primordial chaos, you live. This paradox to existence, it is impossible, but that’s the only way you could exist at all isn’t it?
Aye, But there is still a role Chaos must Play in service of the end. and so it shall continue for a short while longer.
Its something you can’t say
Something that hides behind the seams
Every temple ends every age
Every song and melody
It seems its time to offer up
But will it ever be enough?
Raise it up! Raise it up!
Its not enough…
I see what I must become to win this fight
Before I make the final sacrifice
So its time again to shed my skin
And it goes away with the changing wind
The waters turn from blue to red
As the wall is the sky I offer it!
This is a gift
It comes with a price
I am the the lamb
And Grim is the knife
Oh no you don’t.
Of all the songs sung from the dawn of creation some were meant to to persist,
You shall not fade before the sun like the mist,
It is not yet time your task is not done,
Death get Back For here I have won,
No You don’t You’re not going anywhere.
For in those days men will seek death they will say to the mountain fall on me for I can bear it no longer, but it shall be denied to them.
The Sky burns from red to blue
life will go and enter you,
You shall not fade,
your times not done,
the journey only just begun,
By the name of Lord of light,
Awaken Now freed By his Might
Something is coming, a force sealed outside the gates of existence is breaking through, it should be here after the war with Cromh is over, but this force is something more than Good or Evil. May we be ready.
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than Heaven
And hotter than Hell
Darker the Darkness,
Brighter than Light,
Hotter than fire,
Colder than Night
I sense it as well Lilith… We have to prepare…
Wash out the unclean, drown the unworthy, same those few pure enough to start the world anew, that is my motto, I would be happy to prepare my finest reapers in perpetration for the comeing storm. Just give the word rider and I’ll change fate into destiny and the dead into corpses.
RB
Noah of Ark, that was what they called me reaper, what did they call you?
Noah
Many things Noah of Ark… Nergal, Mictlantecuhtli, Mannanan Mac Lir, Supay, Tuoni, for a very awkward time I took a female form and was known as Hel, Sante Muerte, Yama, Anubis, Thanatos, Mors, Azrael, The Pale Horseman, and most recently the Grim Reaper… For I have always been there, since the first of the mortals perished. I hid amongst the Reapers, for after a very long time I was feared, and hated… But I am D eath, more than any other.
I have know individuals who calim thos names and
Are seperate From you Reaper Their Magic is different.
Many imitate me Fenrir, and many believe I am merely a figment of imagination. But I am the many faced god, the one called Death.
I mean your true name, the one you had first before all others… The name given to you before you fell
Noah of Ark
My name… I’m afraid due to my eldest nature, I cannot remember anymore… I suppose my true name was Azrael…
No one uses their angel name anymore…
That is why I prefer Thanatos, Pale, or Reaper. My true name was Azrael, but I don’t use it anymore.
Ah my memory returns, I stood in judgement of you once, it’s funny how tables can turn so easily
Noah of Ark
Well… I was telling RB…
Louder then we heard,
Faster than we saw,
Greater than we could ever imagine.
You feel the first Tremors through the gigungagap of something We have been Preparing for Ages.
I am Light, I am Dark,
I am both Together,
Show me what I seek.
*clasps hands over ears*
Stop. Stop. Make it stop! I can hear its screams! A chorus of chaotic agony and power! Dear God!
Its coming! Faster than I thought!
My words are in moderation all will be Clear when they come
Andureth Neifelir faelohst caeil, dremaduras telondvest kurandir
There is no way to stop it, For it IS, WAS, and YET shall be. They are Awakened.
Pacem mater daemonum chaos non praevalebit. Non enim admittunt, eques pallidus somnum nunc.
Tas vaekir Rhym Daluir. Indracanir Dvelodh, taleost vantrir nienen auldras.
It is so vast, bigger than the Old Ones, than Azathoth itself, something so primordial it gapes as a never ending vaccum. Hundun
Tis called Chaos and Order for they are on and the Same.
*Eyes become engulfed in a shining light, not the warmth of the sun, the welcoming of Heaven, or the fury of Hell. A coldness more infinite and alien than comprehension*
“Children,” a venomous voice boomed from Lilith’s throat, a voice not her own. “You all belong to me.” The light faded in an instant, and Lilith was again Lilith, promptly bleeding from her nose mouth and ears, and falling to her knees.
You see
They are the Armies that are to fight. Ancient, Vast, from all worlds they have been drawn here, all the creatures of all realms for the Time draws near when battle will be fought to decide the fate of all things.
Amen! Contali cursus terminatur tantum ad bella IX pugnandum est; Mors Vincit semper in finem … Nox non erit debemus opes! Quod nocte, in nos, ut et tu vis omnes? An ea leviter nos tenebris? Messorem ne hodie!
Quis Et Deus?
Et nemo novit. Occultus est, quia adversum universa consurget. Dicit dominus, si cuncta creatione.
And He said to me I am the Alpha and The Omega the First and the Last…
Darker than the darkest Night,
Brighter than the brightest Light,
We shall come, We shall not Fail,
By our lord’s power we Prevail,
Colder than the winter’s eyes,
Hotter than the Pheonix fires,
We shall come, We shall not Fail,
By our lord’s power we Prevail,
Deeper than the deepest Sea,
Yet simple as a tall Oak tree
We shall come, We shall not Fail,
By our lord’s power we Prevail,
Lavendar should clear your heads.
Why is everyone speaking in Latin and Old Norse? Oh wait, Thanatos and Fenrir… Right…
And that wasn’t quite old norse. tis a little older
Basically ALL The High Maigc’s and Wild Magic’s forces are massed on the edges of this solar system
Along with All Of Chaos 😯 😥 😯
Lucius? Infixus sum in Latine.
When kings and queens have met their bane, Long after all mankind is slain, Still in the forest there we reign, On until the end of days
“I can’t hold on anymore, I’m sorry. Eris has weakened me, I can’t hold the the monster back any longer. Just remember me as I was if for a fleeting moment; good.” And then, fire poured down from the heavens, engulfing Lilith and wiping her essence from the Earth. After but a moment, only cinder and ash remained.
“You see there is more for Sacrifice Does not Go unrewarded
Be raised Anew”
And I looked and the Bones came together bone to bone, and before my eyes flesh formed and the skin covered them. and he said to me “Prophesy to the Breath, Prophest son of man and say to it, Come from the four winds oh Breath and Breathe”
…okay so what happened here exactly? Can anyone explain how the SOTM went up in flames and what has to happen to fix it?
Seth
Well, I have no clue honestly… I was in a bit of a “rage haze” and when that happens, my mind goes back to Latin… Hence why I was calling Lilith her old name. “Lamia”. Sheesh, I really hope this isn’t a ‘Permanent’ state. We survivors need the SoTM. Otherwise, we may have no way to get advice before you can help us. And even then, it may be too late when one of them notices. It makes it even more important! Also, Seth, any idea on when your next Monstrometer Report is coming out?
Reaper
P.S Will there ever be a new Hall of fame inductee?
Hail The Reaper,
The next Monstrometer Report will be up before the next full moon. Barring major disasters.
Seth
P.S. I don’t know but there are some potential candidates. I have my hands full at the moment with Graham AWOL and Sam missing so I’ll have to take a better look in a few months.
Well, did you try ordering Sam off Amazon? They have everything! I’m not even kidding, EVERYTHING! I found a turbo automatic backscratcher/shaver, two unicorn horns, and a machine that allows you to make your own Soda pop! Internet, how I wish we had it in the old days.
Oh don’t worry Seth, everything’s golden now. Lilith was just the medium through which the Chaos crossed into reality, she’s fine now though, I was taken as host, it makes sense what with being worshiped as a goddess of chaos. But you should really be more worried about this whole “False Prophet” and “Beast of the Sea” business she’s going on about.
I mean no survivor any harm (unless I do), I’m far too concerned with the unraveling of the Underworld’s government, for the moment,
Well that explains it… Ok well not really but hopefully it will become clear. I seem to be about 10% more concerned than I was before I read your comment.
LAMIA!
Not Quite
And I watched as the ancient mother of hell fell, my eyes turning from the empty blackness to a raging red, I could not hold on any longer, the Pale Horseman was all that remained of the ancient skeleton. His rage could be felt across the seven continents of man, the Animals all froze as the horrible force woke. Lamia ultor! Non ego infirmor! Hoc stare non!” And the pale horse came to his side, as he mounted the sickly pale horse, his power was revealed. Hell opened, and he rode for Lilith. The one he must Avenge.
Personally I find revelations quite dull and it’s supposed “End” isn’t an end at all. It’s just another beginning.
There are never any endings mutt, I’d hoped you had figured that out by now.
“Oh yeah?
Ohhhh yeah?” Called a somewhat familiar but altogether new voice. The embers upon the ground glowered brighter before igniting the air itself aflame.
“OH YEAH!” And as the phoenix rises from the ashes so too did Lilith, engulfed in the same fire that destroyed her, she took it as if a fabric, and wrapped it around herself, shifting it and wearing it like a coat. She WORE flame. Her eyes shown as if touched by Midas, constricted into serpentine slits.
Your welcome
Honey please, its a nice gesture, but I am a grown woman, I brought myself back. That woman tried to destroy me before I could take over, but she knows I can’t end till the Final Night. And now, I am free.
Please, it was nice of you, but I brought myself back, and this time I’m not going anywhere. I am finally free from her prison
Listening to Born Again by Newsboys
“AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL STOP THE CHAOS! FOR I AM THE FOURTH HORSEMAN!” He yelled as his horse flew across the land and into space, the very fabric of reality trembling.
Come come come hobby horse and brace yourself for the embrace of Lady Luck
You will burn Eris… I SWEAR IT!
Burn? Fire? Teehee I am fire silly little skeleton for fire but an expression of chaos and discord both of which I am except for when I’m not
Feel The Cold, Chaos. For I am Against You and I am winter.
I have come see My True Form.
I appear Near the chaos void, MY eyes shine Golden as the Sun, and Ice clings to me like armour. frost swirls aroundme like a tornado.
Little Lilith the lady who came first broke to a million pieces but then put herself back together again but this egg might have the same shell but the inside is rotten to the yoke
In the Name of all things I cast You out Their is no place for you here. By The Powers Of the High Magic I cast The Out.
You have come unbidden oh Spirit of the Chaos, and so Your essence Shall be Scattered.
Scattered? I am scattered everywhere upon everything, I am the lighting in the sky, the fire in the earth, the heart that speaks to all living things, the creativity, the art and culture of the world, I am probability and thought, impulsivity at its finest, gentlemen I’ve been watching you all play this game for a while, and Lady Luck loves games, I waited too long to stop playing when I’ve just started
Nay Deciever you are nothing. I have seen the source of every good thing, and It is not you.
Sweetie, see the light, for light is chaos just as much as life itself. Good and Evil don’t exist to me, I’m not the source of either, I’m neither, I just am. I’m just as likely to start a war as I am to end one, just as likely to undermine and turn in upon myself and support order, just as chaos, just as me.
I have already seen the truth of what is happening. There was another that claimed that name Though, She was cold and Calculating not random, but cruel. I feared that that demon had returned.
My reply is moderated, I tough you were another who had called herself Eris.
Do you know me? little one, Little Chaos, I amd one of the Things From which You were Born. I am the Cold made Flesh. I am Winter and Ice and Cold. I feed off of Your power to strengthen my own. Chaos is Nothing A Weak Force.
By the will of the Light I set Icefire Upon you that It shall consume you with it’s cold for Chaos only makes it Stronger.
Silly little puppy, I existed before the Oldar (get it), before this world and all who lived, well not like this but I think you know what I mean. And I know you, Set, I offered you power the last time I reached into this world, and you took it. And why all this hostility kiddies? I’m not bad, usually, depends on me hahaha
You did But My Lord Existed Before Even You, The Creator’s Power is So much greater than You. that You do not Compare. And so I stand Against You.
For If my God is with me Who can stand against me,
And if my God is for me than what can stand against, the Lord of Angel Armies is always at my side.
I have seen You I know your Name Eris, Chaos, Isfet, Dremrisr. You Are Nothing, You Are Weak.
You shall fade like mist before the sun,
Like fire burns Away night so Shall you be burned away. There is no Power That can Protect you for you have assaulted creation Itself. and So I Break You, I cast You Out Beyond the Void, for You are Nothing.
Dance dance dance like the toys you are little people and let the games begin
iune namen De Lusitae, ecastare etru Ut. Ut beyodh dan Gigugagap, Out Beyond Even Creation
I watched you, Reaper of Souls, I watched you and that prude kindle a friendship, the first she ever really had. But I am here now and I’m not afraid to wield the powers I have with glee and excitement. Together we could bring great destruction down upon the world
Lady Lilith… I… I… *The red from my eyes slowly disapears.* My blade belongs to you…
Ah and who are you? What makes you think you wreak destruction in my world? I put a lot of time into it. I’d recommend you run along before I have to make you leave.
Awh, you’re cute, but I could really go for a snack, I haven’t eaten in ages… literally. But I’m all shiney and new, it’s not worth the trouble. Come Reaper, lets go back and participate in D-Day
Yes Lady Lilith…
*appears infront of Lilith with a serene smile on my face* perhaps I didn’t make myself clear. Leave now. Or bad things are going to happen.
*I turn to the Mutt* I do not wish to hurt thee Mutt, despite you trapping me under Salem… I have found a kinship in thee, mayhaps the first I actually have had since my release, please… Don’t make me harm you in defense of my lady…
*I grin* oh AP, when have I Ever listened to reason? *my expression darkens as I raise my hand*
-he grabbed your arm-
If not reason, listen to a friend… Don’t be the villain…
*Grabs Mutt’s hand in the air* Calm yourself. We’re leaving Reaper. Now.
*I growl* both of you let go before I severe the magnetic bonds between your atoms.
That wouldn’t do very much. Mutt, She just came back from burning.
Calm yourself… Please… We don’t need this…
-he lets go, trusting Mutt’s judgement, but keeps his heavenly whip close to his hand just in case his judgement is wrong-
-he stood between Mutt and Reaper-
Mutt… Don’t do this…
Boys please, I know when I’m not wanted. *a swirling portal opens behind her, to the realm of Giants* Reaper we can go destroy else where. Let us topple the Frost Giants kingdom. Come, come, don’t dawdle
No You are not Alowed in there
My Armies Are Already Mobilised Inside that world Reality itself bends to my will. they cannot harm me but I shall Break them with my hands.
Jotunheim? No… The Jotun haven’t done anything wrong… My lady, perhaps you aren’t thinking clearly?
Fallen Is Babylon The Great,
For the Wrath of God is poured out upon her.
Reaper the one you spoke to before on this site is gone. She’s back to what she was before.
Of course, you’re right. What do YOU want to do? Perhaps see an end to the endless bureaucracy of the Underworld? You know all these checks and balances just clog up the system
*My eyes burn with Rage again for a few short moments. Then disappears as my cloak makes my skull face disappear.* I know exactly what to do. *Another portal opens behind me.* Ladies first Lamia.
To where Have they Gone?
Very well… *Struts over to the portal and stops but a few feet away from the entrance and turns to Reaper* What did you call me?
I believe it was a Serpent lady
The space between spaces. They have entered the deepest depths of… The Twilight Zone.
*I turn to her my gaunt figure towering over the demon queen* Lamia… *I pick her up by the dress* You tried to fool me… But as is my fate, so shall you share in my suffering… *I start chanting in a language older then Babylon itself.*
“And God cast Hades and D-Word into the lake of fire…” *I throw Lilith through the portal as holy fire pours out*
YOU SHALL NOT HARM ANYONE AGAIN! *I seal the portal behind her. My eyes literally burning this time.*
*I turn to her my gaunt figure towering over the demon queen* Lamia… *I pick her up by the dress* You tried to fool me… But as is my fate, so shall you share in my suffering… *I start chanting in a language older then Babylon itself.*
“And God cast Hades and D-Word into the lake of fire…”
*I throw Lilith through the portal as holy fire pours out*
YOU SHALL NOT HARM ANYONE AGAIN! *I seal the portal behind her. My eyes literally burning this time.*
My replies are in Moderation. Seth, if you could please accept them quickly?
And in a moment within Gehenna, Lilith learned the lake of fire was but a metaphor, Gehenna was an endless expanse of Nothingness. But it was cold. So cold. She understood that this was not a physical cold, but was the lack of love. She realized the lake of fire was but a place where you knew that God didn’t love you. Lilith gasped and fell. Tears fell. “D-daddy,” she looked up at the nothingness that should have been the sky, but there was nothing. Her eyes became as they were before her rebirth, and she was no longer the monster. She wandered around that featureless expanse, hours became days, days months, years, an eternity, condemned to this fate.
-whips Reaper, too late to save Lilith, but decides to protect the other survivors anyways as he sweep kicks the being off of his feet-
NO~! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! *I yell as my head cracks against the hard ground* She would have brought upon Armageddon…
The Void. In my youth we called that place the Void…. *pulls out a worn knife made of wood* and there is a way to enter it… *i shove the knife through the air twisting it like a key and disappear into the Void*
*As the Mutt reaches him, he has already given up hope.* Leave me be Mutt… Allow me my penance… *His back is turned to the Mutt, his skeletal wings a fully shown behind him. But even they show that he has gone all the way over to hopelessness.*
*His eyes bleed almost like tears, but a skull cannot produce tears.* I had to do it… I… I…. I had to… *And in that moment he knew what he must do, he could no longer wait for revelations… He must leave the world now, he kicks AP off of him; and opens the same portal that Lilith went through, and he fell… For all of eternity… The portal didn’t close, his torment wouldn’t release him… Not yet…*
-sighs-
Lilith’s laughter surrounded Reaper, it was all around him, dancing in the air. She appeared in front of him, her black hair a mess with flowers strewn around the tangled mane. She wore no make up, and she was barefoot. “You know, I’ve been around for a while. Through all the bs I’ve seen and done, I know for sure one thing is certain. We are a all loved. Even us, the First Sinner and D eath himself.” She holds her hand out for Reaper to take, a portal opens above them, miles into the air. “We really must be getting back now, its not like we can leave Fenrir and Hatter alone, they’d probably end up turning each other into vegetables.”
The Reaper looked at Lilith for twenty seconds. He then looked away, not wanting to look her in the eyes. “You go ahead… Without me, Seth’s dream might have a chance to prevail… Let this be my gift to Humanity, I shall remain here forever…” He says walking away, his sandal shod feet the only thing visible beneath his robe, the only dark thing left in this place.
“When I spoke his name,” she said, appearing beside Reaper and walking with him. “He showed me so many things and he gifted me so many things. He gave me so many new powers and showed me how to do my mascara perfectly.” They continued walking for what felt like ages, Lilith talked the whole time of all the things she had seen and Reaper listened and said not a single word. Eventually she stopped and they walked in silence. She stopped walking, but he didn’t. “Azrael,” she said, as she ran up and hugged him from behind. “Please, come back to us. I love you. Without D eath at my side, how can I ever hope to enjoy life?
The Reaper pondered this for a moment. “I must ask you the same question, but revered. With D eath by your side, how can you ever hope to enjoy life?” He said his voice was deep as always, but it was softening the more time he spent with Lilith.
“Because I’d be spending it with you.”
The skeletal man smiles at this, or as best as a skull can smile. “Let us go then Lilith, hopefully Fenrir and the Hatter aren’t hairy tomatoes by now.” He says with a small laugh.
Lilith abandoned the portal theatrics and simply wished it, and it was. They were once again on Earth.
All is not Certain for the Reaper oversteps himself in this judgement.
There is a change now that has happened that will allow something wonderful to occur.
Speak his name Lilitu, speak it but once and you shall find rest for you were given this punishment to drive away a darkness, but it was greater than was needed.
…For at his name every bond shall be broken and every chain sundered…
CALL OUT
They are not yet gone as I said they shan’t linger there long.
And then Lilith spoke His name, a name only 3 other entities knew, as she had so long ago, in the golden Garden of Eden. She spoke the one true name of the the Highest of Beings, the King of Kings. She felt his power flow through her, if for less than an instant she was his equal.
She smiled. What do you know. Fenrir’s good for something after all. She reached her hand into the air and light, sound, energy and matter, but most importantly love, flew throughout Gehenna unchecked. And Lilith, she was infinite.
As light flew through Gehanna, as did it enlighten the Reaper, who was reformed. His wings re-feathered, and his glow returned. And he smiled, truly smiled. His flesh had returned! The torment he was facing, became paradise. “Thank you…” He says to whatever had made him this way.
And as a Phoenix would the reaper became once more the angel he once was and it was good – God, book of revelations
*i watch as the light flys through the void and frown. As it reaches me I feel it trying to burn away my hatred and resentment, a millenias worth of mistakes and I growl* No. This is what I am. I will not be changed, especially by you. * I turn my back on the light and twist the knife, exiting the void*
Somehow I am not sure I believe that one.
Believe what
To much darkness will kill, but to much light will blind. I choose neither. I am of the shadows, I walk in both the dark and light. Neither will claim me and I claim neither of them.
To refuse to be taken in is to sentence yourself to die. For if you claim neither, then neither will claim you. And in the end only they shall remain.
And yet I’ve lived thousands upon thousands of lifetime. Unlike some I do not fear or resent deãth. It is the natural order and process of things.
I have lived over the ten thousand lives of men. I agree death is natural in this realm. But it is not physical death of which I speak, it is spiritual death which lasts forever and ever. The Agony of the last moment stretched out so it has no end. So it is a simple choice Life or Death.
So, when are you two planning on getting married? 😆
Fenrir when you try to be impressive by one upping me and saying, “I’ve lived thousands of lifetimes of men” you display both extreme hubris, and impress no one. You also need to learn that there is no black and white. No good and ęvil. No life and dêath. Everything is a jumbled up mixture of everything else. Not everything that is different is bad, and not everything that is like you is good. Furthermore you know nothing of what happens to the spirit after deâth. You have never dîed. I have. I have walked the lonely roads between this world and the next, I have seen other souls do it as well. In the end I am a ghost, except with more power. So don’t try to tell me what will happen to me when I finally pass on. Do not attempt to force your beliefs upon me and I will keep my own to myself.
I don’t care if it’s impressive that is not may intent. I’m simply pointing out that I have seen a lot. I don’t think I always know best, so I am not displaying hubris. I simply serve the one who does know all, so I am confident.
You know nothing, I have died. And lived and died again. I know not to fear what is different from me, and that those who are similar are not always good. I do not force anything, I simply will not conceal the truth.
*sigh* whatever. This discussion tires me
-pokes Mutt-
Oh oh ohhhh Mr. Mutt! We have a winner potatoes and potahtoes!
*Eris dances ever more eratically, the droning pop music gets louder and faster, every aspect of her appearance shifting at one point or another, except her bright green eyes*
If you ever need any assistance I am at your disposal, any one with an understanding of the True Discord of the universe to see things the way you do is a truly an agent of chaos! In serving yourself and denying both the Light and Dark and refusing to pass on you further the chaos!
Keep Eyes on her Reaper for SOmething has indeed changed.
I should have know it was a ruse, But Then My plans Are already in motion. She Cannot Change Them.
Little Eris Can’t Kill me,
Strung her up upon a tree,
She tried once but Could not beat,
A baby that couldn’t even see
You’re talking about string babies up in trees, I may be totally random in nature and I don’t even know what I’m gonna do next, but that’s totally messed up
No I’m talking about killing you. For The Darkness Tried to Take my life once, now I shall remove one of their tools.
Wut
I’m not a tool of darkness, unless there’s nothing else to do. I guess it just depends on the weather in Singapore. Or not.
She my reply below, Apparently ther is more than one person using the Name Eris
Oops see
Not What I meant. The point is I was thinking of the Wrong Eris.
OH HER! She be backin up on my groove, throwin apples and starting wars… or was that me? I feel like its something I would do 🙄
No I’m talking about the one the tried to harm me, when I was young.
Darker than the darkest Night,
Brighter than the brightest Light,
We shall come, We shall not Fail,
By our lord’s power we Prevail,
Colder than the winter’s eyes,
Hotter than the Pheonix fires,
We shall come, We shall not Fail,
By our lord’s power we Prevail,
Deeper than the deepest Sea,
Yet simple as a tall Oak tree
We shall come, We shall not Fail,
By our lord’s power we Prevail
So the next world purging begins, remember when I did that reaper, you had your work cut out for you then didn’t you…
Noah of Ark
I’ve retired from that mine was the Ice Ages all 193 of them
Mines more famous id have to say
Noah of Ark
😆 that’s probably true though it is only five verses long
I suppose you don’t remember this, but a rainbow is God’s promise that he will never flood the world again. I was there when he clarified that.
Yes but there was another trial to come through Fire.
The First Terror has passed there are Two more to come…
Not by a fallen angel… Michael or God himself will carry out judgement… It’s none of our places.
I don’t intend to cary out judgement for I know it is not mine to give. I am simply serving my purpose and at some points destruction is part of it.
No. You had a part and then you chose to fall. Just like the rest of us, you no longer have any say in what is to come.
-hovers back to my cliff and meditates, angry at those who treat falling as a game-
That’s a reference to Zoroastrianism theology.
No. It’s a reference to me calming myself because of people like you that consider falling a joke.
Falling off what child,
…For the heights of power are paved with a path of Daggers…
Funny how the angel who fell rather quickly calls me a child.
Not a fallen Angel, I am very close but that’s not quite right. I was pulled down for trying to remove an arrogant king. And not by the highest, but by those who survived the battle.
And I am older than you regardless. How is that meditation going? I’ve always felt like it drains the soul but that’s just me
Yeah right, that rainbow, was to send a group of leprechaun mercenary to hunt me down.
Noah of Ark
I enjoy how you think you were some sort of super angel.
Interesting story
Just have some dignity… You were an angel once…
It cannot be seen,
cannot be found,
Cannot be heard,
Cannot be Smelt,
It hides behind walls,
And under hills,
and Empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends Life Kills Laughter,
The answer is dark, the Dark
This is the FBIMH Mr.seth I belive I have seen youre evil twin near the woods where I live I don’t know for sure but It looked like he was putting something together
FBIMH