Wow my toaster just tweeted to remind me it’s the end of another seven days and by all accounts, somehow we appear to have survived.
Congrats to everyone who made it through another week out there. Your anti-singularity camouflage is already working. (Well everyone that is except for Agent R.B. still appears to be suffering from a bad case of the voidmunk flu.) I’m still going back through the pages to see who survived and how and why – so check back here whenever you can until around midnight EST Sunday.
(First I have to feed the toaster, it’s starting to get a little jiggy and I’m concerned he intends to burn down Survival HQ.)
But to start us off here’s an obvious one…
LOVE EVERYONE SUPERNATURALLY WEEK
–>>Go ahead and pick the kind of love you prefer but personally I recommend the kind of vague low-energy agape love over the higher intensity familial strains or ahem other varieties that actually involve a lot of tiring but admittedly fun physical interaction. Why today you ask? Well it must be Sunday because we appear to have a visit from a god, or at least from an old school patriarchs of the Christian pantheon. You know old Testament stuff. Just follow this link and you’ll see what I mean. Seems to be linked to the building of an arc that’s been going on around here.
–>> Unfortunately, it’s going to require a supernatural effort if the socio-biologist are right, which they always always are 100% of the time. Not counting those times a few women started running marathons and becoming doctors after they said THAT was impossible and well, then black men started running powerful countries which they also said was impossible… But otherwise everything they say is 100% true about regular humans. Lucky for me I don’t know many of these regular humans they study. Oh wait. Actually they studied chimps:
There is an upper limit to our tribal emotional expansion and that limit makes universal empathy impossible, declares one such study that you can read here if you really want.
–>>So if science is right, it’s going to take a few supernatural beings to get this ark business under control not to mention all those other apocalyptic problems currently in progress. Well, lucky for me, I know a quite a few supernatural beings…
–>>A call from REAPER still working to defeat the stormy patriarch who has refuses to rest on these pages and has even somewhat enlisted LILITH to his efforts.
–>> Olly olly oxen free? Check with the HATTER on this one. I’m still scratching my head.
–>> It must be spring cause the dragons are rising and ZYBORAGON lives. He checks in with proof of life This Week in Survival. But did he really find Forrest Fenn’s treasure? See what he says about that here. Oh to know the location of his secret lair….
–>> And how did THE REAPER get his scales for his armour? Or did he? Should he really be admitting to it if he did? I can’t think Z would like the idea…
Singularity Singles Out A Survivor
–>> And on that note is the Singularity old news? Read HATTER claims that I’m way behind, it actually happened 7 years ago.
Does Hades Owe You Money?
–>>KUROGANE with a warning for those thinking about making a deal with him. To those who already have a deal, don’t accept any more deliveries until we get to the bottom of this.by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com