This Week In Survival: May 05 – 11, 2013

Did you survive Survival Preparedness Week so far? That’s right it’s Red Cross Survival Preparedness Week.

If so, don’t let your guard down yet.  You never know when those crafty survival instructors will come at you and try to revoke your Survivologist certification, trust me. Don’t let a personal survival simulation catch you without a stack of canned goods, candles and a hand-crank radio! And remember to call a bystander – tell us about it here at SOS.

Meanwhile also in North America, I hear Mummy Day preparations are well underway. More on that later. Meanwhile let’s see who survived and who didn’t this week so we can add up the damage, er, I mean the lives saved! Check back here as I try to make sense of it all with some summaries and somewhat sloppy links!

Thanks to everyone for keeping on this week.

* A MistSorcerer has stopped by with a quiz for werewolves!Is he a lycanthropologist? What will he do with your info? Answer his questions at your peril. Is he really going to cast a spell on me because I can’t program Android???

*Anyone visited by a white wolf in their dreams this week? Could be CURIOUS who has been burning up the pages… 

*What is Agharna Phellan’s new depressing tail anyway? Does anybody know? I tried to tell him mine but it didn’t loosen him up. Is this about his old WW village pals again?  His demonic band, The Killosaurus Tonberries?

*When Alex says “2 Days,” I get worried. What is up his sleeve? Does he even have a sleeve? He’s making Lonewolf edgy and that can’t be good. Thanks to Lonewolf for trying to get the story.  Does this have anything to do with that alpha vamp he encountered?

*Mermonster OCEAN says she can control minds.…I had not idea this was a mermish characteristic. Should I believe her? Why do I suddenly have an urge to mail her this fish…?

*Meanwhile MARY5544 still wants to become a mermaid without undergoing a tail transplant. Anyone have tips for her? (Reliable ones please. I don’t need another angry three-headed mermonster on the site!) Will her creek work? Or will it turn her into a mudmaid instead? Meanwhile I am searching the archives for advice from the legendary Pauzzis97, long overdue inductee to the Hall of Fame…

*New survivor Accaliamoonlover13 98% werewolf reporting a glitch with The Monstrometer? Impossible!