This Week In Survival May 04, 2013

Mayday mayday if you survived the week that was, check back here to see some crazy colored links to what’s what and whatnot at SOS.

That is, as soon as I can figure it all out. It takes me a while and I always get something wrong. (I blame everything on Graham who is busy trying to become a cybernetic leprechaun these days.) Let’s see, last thing I remember was the wild moon eclipse, the grisly mermaid tail trade a Shadow rider appeared, some athletes wolfed out and another new super survivor was named RAINSTORM.

Until the CRAZY COLORED LINKS are up. thanks to everyone who survived another week at SOS and helped us all to keep on keeping on.

* SCARHEART/RUSTPELT on a long journey  to the frozen wilderness of Canada?... what the…?  Sleeping on the frozen ground?  Hope he doesn’t run into any thawing zombies the so-called MELTIES. There have been reports about melty hordes trapped in the frozen north, emerging from beneath the ice and snow. Who lured them up there?

* What if your sister is a leprechaun like SILVERWOLF? Hey is this one of THE Silver Wolves…?

*Here’s a new one. BLACK PAW has uncovered a local butcher who hunts werewolves. A brilliant cover for a werewolf hunter. Everyone knows they can’t resist those giant bones. Is this part of a bigger picture?

*New SOS message from CURIO has me CURIOUS you might say. Is he/she a therian or a shapeshifter or strange an interesting object? Hey wait a minute! Can you say all of the above? We have had an object shifter in a long time. Whatever else Curio is, he’s saaaaaarcastic.

* First in the look who’s back file, MR JAFFA with 4 curse elimination recommendations. Will he really update us on his adventures at some point? I sure hope so. Read some of his past adventures here. 

*ARCHAEA sends a big F for Seth on Therian school… how am I going to break this to him?

* Like EJ THE SORCERER who practices healing spells on his cat…. why exactly is it cloudy where he is? Thanks for the SOS warning EJ. What exactly happens to sorcery pollution anyway?

* Did SHADOW RIDER update, still hasn’t found his local demigod encampment or any elevators to take him down down down to his dad. Will my new hellevator test work? Did Hera and Hades nab Connor? (Guess I really should have told him my relation to so-called mythical beings…)

* A WEREWOLF discovers her necklace is really an anti-transformational talisman. It appears it’s a family heirloom. Ever notice a lot of athletes wear a necklace… hmmmm….what will happen now she took it off?