Agggh it’s the dog days again! Can you feel the pull of the Dog Star already? I can. It’s s l o w i n g e v e r y t h i n g d o o o o o o w n.
Okay so it’s a little better than the churning, sweating innards of a giant lake monster like Nessie I’ll give you that – where did that bike tire come from anyway? What kind of mermonster eats an entire bike? But if history is any guide, for the next forty days Survival will be a tough slog – so get ready for the heat.
Who will make it? Who knows! We’ll have to keep on keeping on to find out. Let’s see what’s been happening around here…
*Well for starters lots of survivors getting their own avatars woOt! Wait. Who’s that assasiney looking one… hmmm…
*NEWFOUNDWITCH almost made her teacher disappear but did she survive the super moon? Hey but how do you almost make your teacher disappear? What was she doing at the time? That doesn’t seem like a problem per sey…
*CONFUSED ONE keeping an eye on things around here. Thanks dude. (Or dudette.) Survival needs more supernaturally helpful beings like you and the Jaffa and Wolf Ranger et al.
*Did MARNEY survive the Supermoon? What a terrifying tale. Sadly I don’t think she survived. So common with the bitten ones… Many thanks to WOLF RANGER of the Caotica clan for trying to help her out. I wonder if she could have joined the Caotica if she survived?
* WOLF RANGER tells the history of the Caotica clan. Wait a minute… Is he that assassin who’s been stalking the site?
*FISHY334 the Leviathan where you when I was trapped in that mermonster trying to make him sneeze? I better warn Fish about Captain Edwards and the Nessie Hunter. If he’s really Nessie’s friend he’s not going to like a Leviathan hanging around his lake….
*Ever hear of the Survivor of the Month Curse ? It’s real. Has it got Vianna? Graham and I are studying the matter now. I don’t want to scare anyone but so far it seems like only Devorah has been able to survive it. And she didn’t accept the prize… what does this mean?
*What’s this? A host of angels stopping by? How’d I miss this? ANGELWOLF and kudos to ANGELIC CHICK who got JAFFA out… still griping about his one angel wing grafted onto him. You know he complains about that thing but I think he secretly likes it. Do demigods have a Special Olympics? How did he get that wing again? Hope nobody turns her to stone. Okay but good question here – if you’re a genetic werewolf-witch-angel.... which happens first? Or will it happen all at once?
* Okay see? This is what I mean. ACCALIA a genetic werewolf getting a little grumpy… need I repeat the no-bite rule? Wonder who delivered that muffin. 1-800-muffins? Or a pack member? Oh wait it looks like she is starting a pack, Swiftpack HERE. Do you have to be fast to enter?
*Looks like FLAME got caught in the Fourth of July fireworks. What exactly is a sacrashifter, you ask? Well, it’s a…a…well I’ll tell you one thing for sure, it’s completely ungoogleable. Well played my shifty friend!
*At least we know it wasn’t RUSTY, who is only sad that he didn’t get to blow stuff up. Apparently he did get a chance to burn the Silvermoons logo into everything around here. If you see this logo around? You know who to blame. I think I found one on a box of mac and cheese tonight. Obviously that werewolf is coming back for it!
*BLAZE 689 survived the Supermoon. So far so good. Judging by the YOLOs still not a zombie. Wonder what’s up there?
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
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