Survival makes the world go round so hearty congrats to all who survived another supernatural week, January 13-19 more or less intact. It was a tough one for our airborne anomalies, because of the superplasminium clouds bearing down on the globe.
And thanks to everyone who shared a little piece of their epic week with an SOS message. Watch here as I now attempt and almost succeed in accurately summarizing and linking some of these events in no particular order. Feel free to follow the links and wade in, add on, ask a question or otherwise contribute your two cents!
(Some patience required this week. With the full moon coming, there are strange happenings here at SOS HQ. A survivor named Archie has been having a serious problem ever since the Frost Moon. More about that later.)
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*LycantheProtector just opened an unauthorized portal on the site and survivors have been jumping through. What is the deal with these crystals? And why does WW13 want one?
*I suspect that Time might have something to do with this. He’s back on the site bringing with him a mysterious new shapeshifter named Quintessa.
*Okay well O. Eternal just announced they have a human avatar. But where did they get this? Is this a possible line of work for humans fired from jobs at Robot Restaurants? Because I know an actor looking for a job… no really. I do. Does being a human avatar pay well though? I’m suspicious.
*After many A-51-free weeks, the monster hunters appear to have located a survivor on the site, irl. Moon Song is stuck in wolf form here. Is she really a reverse werewolf now? How did this happen and why? Luckily her wolf growls are being translated by Mythe Magyk.
*Does this have anything to do with Firefang losing his phone for a while to Area 51? Are they looking for his WW fangs which he put in a safe in his crib? What is he doing without his fangs anyway? Is there a WW dentist in the house?
(Note: This is why there’s a strict no real names, ages or locations policy here on the site! And thanks to WW13 and Loki for reminding survivors of that.)
*Jorge, a suspected werewolf, wants to know if his Dad’s story about the moon is a clue. But what exactly was his dad’s story? Hopefully he will tell us. Can we help Jorge solves this mystery before the Ice Moon next week?
*Is Devorah still dealing with intermittent transformations with the help of lycanthroporous flower petals and spells? Is this a classic case of orthodontic transformation suppression syndrome ie: silver braces? Still a mystery but here’s one clue – her dad is an orthodontist.
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Possible cannibal attack in Illinois, half-eaten human body parts found, torn and ripped apart, conclusive DNA testing show it’s a human attacker, there is no sign of zombie infection.
Be advised.
Lovely, more cannibal creeps.
Not again… 😡
I could’ve sworn I saw a Void Chipmunk when I was flying around Colorado, if anyone is in that region, be advised and carry lots of salami.
Excuse me, but while in Illinois, I was at a restaurant, whose name escapes me. While at this certain restaurant, I was attacked by giant lobsters. Giant..freaking…mutant….cyborg-werewolf-cop eating…lobsters. Does anyone else know anything about this?
Again? Sweet! Another feast!
What do you mean by feast? And what do you mean by AGAIN?!
It happens sometimes.
Then again, aren’t you over 3,000 years old or something along those lines?
Depends on when you ask me.
I don’t have a time machine, if that’s what you mean. I do have a dimensional hopper, though. I call it…
The Dimensional Hopper!
No, I’m never the same age when I comment, since my last post I’m currently seven hundred years older.
How so? Is it because you’re in and out of the Void, like your profile thing says, which I’m currently reading?
Not exactly.
Also if you’re reading survivor profiles might I suggest reading the third?
Then explain.
For the safety of the site, I cannot.
What do you mean?
Some secrets are best left unknown, that is all.
You’re infuriating, you know that?
Naturally!
Then again, over the years, I’ve learned a seen-it-all air and calm answers can make someone lose their cool faster than sarcasm and Yo Mama jokes combined.
If people knew why I’m never the same age when I post, then they’d try to repeat the process on themselves to seem immortal, unfortunately, immorality is one of the things that people are desperate for, so I cannot, for the safety of all survivors, explain my situation.
Oh. I see. So what’s the process so I seem immortal?
I just said I can’t explain that!
Exactly.