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Fire Opal Mines Seek Space Miners But Methane Breathers Only Please
Boos for the space mining industry this week from the unemployed astronauts who cheered the first fire opals found on Mars but now protest the industry preference for hiring only Martian miners.
Fire Opals Found On Mars Means Martian Jobs
When scientists in Glasgow, Scotland found fire opals from the red planet on the Martian meteorite known as Nakla, Buzz Buchwald was among the first to celebrate.
“As a NASA-trained astronaut I have space suit and can travel,” said Buzz who was laid off in a round of cutbacks last year.
“Not to mention I can perform pilates in sub-zero gravity and play a mean acoustic guitar.”
“So naturally I thought for sure I could land a job as a fire opal miner on Mars.”
Buzz’s original optimism quickly crashed and burned though after he delivered hundreds of resumes to Martian mining operators. His follow-up calls to the companies in question all received the same routine reply – sorry Sir but the positions have been filled…
“They didn’t even want to see my awesome Earth sunset photos or hear about my workout routine!” tweeted Buzz today. “I haven’t felt this bad since cutback space snack-packs took away my tube cheese!”
Martian mining industry reps, meanwhile, refuse to admit they hire only Martians.
“We simply ask all candidates to demonstrate the ability to breathe methane,” said one mine operator. “In fact we invite anyone whose only beverage requirement is a yearly subzero-ice chip to apply.”
“Is that really too much to ask?”
Earthlings who can provide their own space suit can probably find decent work as a moon miner or even on an asteroid gig with companies like Planetary Resources... added the industry rep.
In a related story, many Martians themselves continue to say “Nay!” to the fire opal rush on their planet.
“Our fire opals are not mere baubles like your lame Terran rocks,” sniffed one Martian activist.
Why?
“For one thing, these precious gems preserve our ancestors! And for another… let’s just say they do other things.I like you Seth but I can’t tell you about the other things and let you keep on keeping on, as you put it.”
Keep on keeping on Survivors.
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😯 Stay in a time void too long and you miss a lot of things. So , how much for an alien rock ?
Hail Knox,
Thanks for keeping on and checking out the SOS research. I’m not sure the price of Martian Fire Opals and more to the point, I’m unclear of their value on Earth. Do you have any knowledge of which beings make use of them and why?
Definitely an area of future supernatural survivillogical research…!
Seth
seth idk what to do now i haven’t gotten any wolf dreams so idk what to search about to help me find out what i really am if im a wild wolf or a singing/harvest wolf
Hail wwg,
Thanks for keeping on. Many werewolves report their dreams come and go… even more report their “dreams” turn out to have been real, half-remembered transformation events! Time will tell either way. As to which clan or family will claim/accept or recruit you, I can claim no real expertise in this department. You might have better luck seeking advice from the werewolves at yourlupinelife.com. All I can tell you for sure in this regard is that different werewolves recruit at different times in different ways according to their own often secret rules and traditions! Has anyone new come into your life lately? You may want to look around you… your answer could be closer than you think.
Seth
You really think my answer will come to me
I guess nobody is on at this time, I think I may need to readjust my body clock. See you all when the Cylons come in the morn.
Oh I haven’t actually contacted and forces from space in a while. Maybe I should see if I can invest in this little venture.
Seth my mother is also a vampire and I inherited my vampirism from her. Seth i can’t control what I do at night I found dried blood on my mouth in the morning.
Hmmm, a bloodling, oh and you took the name of a demon, albeit a Jewish demon but still.
You aren’t that strong yet. It’s highly interesting Vampire DNA structures are Relatively unstable. I wonder what I could do with enough of their blood.
Sorry I get off track sometimes. Of course you can get control. Halfbloods are actually human enough to be controlled. Many turned or pureblood vampires are essentially Sociopathic and Violent. Just avoid Iron and stress and blood. As that can set off the bloodlust.
Thanks I’ll try that. But you know almost every one in my family are vampires including my dad
We both know that’s not quite true. Or you would have the scent of Morrigan on you. Farseeing serves me well. I know your true Nature and the Cold Winds now set themselves against you.