As a pair of shadow hunters with the unlikely names of Tim and Sue seize supernatural headlines around the world with their ability to expose and capture the shadow shifters hiding among us, supernatural survivologists express concern.
What is their secret? And how will they contain the shadowy shifters they expose? Are they really waging a shadow war? Or up to something even more sinister?
As any survivor who follows SOS even half-heartedly will be aware, shape shifters in general and shadow shifters in particular are one of my biggest foes.
Mainly this is because leprechauns remain stunted into adulthood by rainbow teleportation, remaining deceptively small in stature, but also mainly because shifters are just so darn shifty.
When your enemy can disguise him or herself as a tin can or a toaster, you never know what you’re dealing with until it’s too late. Like other supernatural survivologists of 99.98% human origin, I have failed to find a reliable way to identify them and as a result, they remain immune to the diagnostic powers of The Monstrometer.
Enter shadow hunters Tim Noble and Sue Webster. The shadowy duo has solved this age old problem with a secret light source to expose the true form of many everyday objects. And while they’re not divulging their secrets, the duo have been demonstrating their powers to wowed audiences around the world this month.
But what is their secret? And how do they intend to securely contain the shifters they expose?
Check back here as I hunt down the shadow hunting duo for an interview.
An SOS investigation in progress…
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
This is worse than I anticipated. Mother is getting stronger. Her influence has extended into the mortal realms. Even my power has no effect on her. Only the light of the спектар Бисер, the “Spectrum Jewel”, in the hands of one with a heart untainted by fear can put an end to this.
I will gather the other Nightmare Lords. We will do what we can to maintain the seals on my Mother.
Seth. You must find the Jewel and its wielder. The fate of your world depends on it.
Hello, friend…
I see you have mother issues as well…
Would you like to come to The Mad Hatter’s Family Counciling Program?
I don’t belive we’ve met, I’m Noah, but not as you know him…
My mother is Lilith queen of demons…
So as you can see, I have family problems of my own…
As for the gem, check the underworld, I work as a reaper there and could get you into the gem chamber if you’ll sign theese forums 🙂
RB
Ha! Where do you think I get half my jewelry?
Noah accept my contact thingie on skype
Listen, we have enough going on as it is. Not to be rude or anything. Who exactly is you mother?
Nyx will be released whether you interfere or not. Mother can’t be stopped as she is not after anything, she is simply returning home. The primordial council demands it.
Hail Enron,
Thanks for the intel. I have been unable to locate the shadow hunters yet to know if they are in possession of the spectrum jewel but I will keep on keeping on.
Maybe you can tell me more about its powers. Do you suspect the shadow hunters are liberating the shadow shifters? Or binding them? Or are they in fact shadow shifters themselves?
Seth
Actually judging from the silhouette those are two Hybrids. The one with the wine is Jeff and the one with the cigarette is Stefan. When we become shadows we really do become shadows, but our shadows don’t burn away in light like regular shadows…. And that was way to manus shadows in one sentence.
Ooh, Ice. I do love Ice, tell me, do you have Ice? Hm, no? Alright then. Well, I have a question. Did you know, that Lilith has your fathers DNA and has the intent of splicing it to create new hybrids? No? Just me? Oh, and Hatter who of course supports this ide. I’m just looking out for you buddy. 😉
*whistles innocently*
Interesting theory. If I find evidence of this I will obliterate such abominations off the face of the planet shortly after I dispatch their maker.
I actually have legitimate proof. I can trade you this information for… 30 pounds of the fruity ice sticks. I believe mortals call them ‘Ice Pops’?
Hail Ice,
Thanks for positing this theory. If they shadow hunters are hybrids, do you have any idea what their end game is with the shadows? Or are they just meddling with the multiverse?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Derp
Honestly Seth?
Your defense for hating shape shifters is that leprechauns are shifty? Well, don’t I feel appreciated. (Note: this is sarcasm and doesn’t require a reply)
Hail Akantha,
Thanks for keeping on. Sure sarcasm never requires a reply but let’s just say it invites it. I’m just saying I have a pretty hairy history with both beings – but the shifters in particular. One name of Quest created a lot of havoc for me in the early days I’ve never forgotten and there have been many others since. They can both be tricky of course – I”ll never trust a so-called massage chair ever again for instance – but when you enemy can disguise himself as your stapler… <<-- this has actually happened to me. I won't name the shifter involved. Seth
Why would.. Nevermind weird things happen when you interact with the supernatural world, anyways you should really check out what Lilith did then try and help reverse it Seth,