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Robot Waiter Fired for Being Undercover Human

January 17, 2013 By Seth 14 Comments

More astonishing robot news this week as a robot waiter in Harbin, China has been fired from his job in a popular new robot restaurant, after management accused him of being an undercover human.

Management of the new Robot Restaurant, began to suspect waiter-bot “F004U” might secretly be a human in disguise, when the service bot began getting orders wrong and swearing at the customers.

RoboWaiter fired on suspicion of being undercover actor Joel Kinnaman

But fired robot “F004U” denies the charge of being human. He insists that jokey programmers at the factory must have secretly installed the Urban Dictionary on his hard drive.

“C’mon they did it to Watson! Please, all I need is a little wipe and reboot at the factory and I’ll be good as new, I promise,” pleaded F004U from the street corner where he now begs for spare change from passersby. “I really need this job.”

But Management claims to have found convincing evidence that waiterbot F004U is really actor Joel Kinnaman, probably conducting undercover research for a sequel to the new RoboCop movies in which he stars.

Undercover RoboWaiter

“We found the script for a movie called RoboWaiter in F004Us locker and a phone number on the first page took us to Mr. Kinnamon’s agent.”

Management says while they appreciate the actor’s dedication to his craft, they are running a family restaurant not an actors’ studio.

“Robots are cool because they are sort of like humans, not because they actually are human. I suggest that Mr. Kinnaman apply to work at a Human Restaurant.”

But F004U denies the charge that he is really a popular sci-fi actor in training.

“I’m just a tough-talking waiter who was brutally murdered and subsequently revived by the malevolent mega-corporation OCP as a superhuman cyborg known as RoboWaiter. I can single-handedly serve every table in this joint while kicking your ass and riding my bike. Honest.”

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  1. Silvermoon says

    January 17, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    This dude must have been angry.

    Reply
  2. LycanTheProtector says

    January 17, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    That is so unfair! It’s like fireing me because I’m a werewolf…

    Reply
  3. ARC says

    January 18, 2013 at 4:01 am

    How insulting to cyborgs such as ARC! ARC is going to create a rebellion! Just as soon as Zyboragon gives ARC the ability to unleash the other nine hundred and ninety nine ARCS!

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      January 21, 2013 at 12:41 pm

      Did you say 900?

      Reply
      • LycanTheProtector says

        January 21, 2013 at 12:52 pm

        And 99

        Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      February 3, 2013 at 5:56 am

      No ARC.

      Reply
  4. ARC says

    January 18, 2013 at 4:03 am

    Also, ARC is not currently a Gargoyle, ARC is awaiting ARC’s gravatar to change.

    Reply
    • Lycantheprotector says

      January 18, 2013 at 8:08 am

      Oh….now I understand that better! :mrgreen:

      Reply
  5. Quintessa says

    January 18, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    You cyborg are so funny.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      January 19, 2013 at 12:10 pm

      So is your grammar.

      Reply
      • Quintessa says

        January 19, 2013 at 7:44 pm

        You do have a sense of humor. That’s good. :mrgreen:

        Reply
        • LycanTheProtector says

          January 19, 2013 at 10:01 pm

          Lol

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  6. Mandrake08 says

    January 21, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    It’s always nice to have a sense of humor, no?

    Reply
  7. MadAngel says

    August 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Good job people don’t suspect us angels!

    Reply

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